Slightly too early predictions for this season

[Godfather]

-Wailing and gnashing of teeth by many members of this forum. Followed by pissed off sadness.

[chinook]

-Wailing and gnashing of teeth by many members of this forum. Followed by pissed off sadness.

Trump won.

[chinook]

Auburn football shakes out 9 wins with one unexpected win against either Alabama or Clemson. 

Auburn finishes 3rd or 4th in the SEC. 

Auburn loses narrowly to Arkansas.  At season's end North American Van lines sitting out front of Bert's house.

Orgeron surprises the country by winning the SEC.

Dreamland BBQ (Inverness) brings back the baked potato but at a lower price.

Gus is sent packing only if he loses to Georgia and Alabama, again. 

Dallas doesn't return to the X but shows up unexpectedly at a tailgate.  Buzz bends over Mrs. Dallas...the bird chirps.

 

[Snaggletiger]

I think I said this in another thread.  Or maybe I was high.  Or maybe I just read Chinook's post. AU MUST win no less than 10 and at least one of those wins has to be against either UGA or Bama.  If both those don't happen, Gus will be gone. 

[Buzz Killington]

Bert leaves his wife mid-season for Layla Kiffin.

Nick Saban loses to Miss. State and Auburn to finish the season and announces after the Iron Bowl that he's leaving for Kent State.

Stidham gets an invitation to New York at season's end, but finishes in 3rd place.

The evil stare eagle makes a comeback on the Gargantuatron and causes the bammer kicker to miss the potential game winner.

Prowler and Kaos meet and have drinks together before the Georgia game and have a civil political discussion.

Ole Miss goes winless in the SEC, prompting them to fire Hugh Freeze at the half of the egg bowl.  They hire Houston Nutt as a part of his settlement.

[WiregrassTiger]

Bert leaves his wife mid-season for Layla Kiffin.

Nick Saban loses to Miss. State and Auburn to finish the season and announces after the Iron Bowl that he's leaving for Kent State.

Stidham gets an invitation to New York at season's end, but finishes in 3rd place.

The evil stare eagle makes a comeback on the Gargantuatron and causes the bammer kicker to miss the potential game winner.

Prowler and Kaos meet and have drinks together before the Georgia game and have a civil political discussion.

Ole Miss goes winless in the SEC, prompting them to fire Hugh Freeze at the half of the egg bowl.  They hire Houston Nutt as a part of his settlement.

Just to clarify, will kaos and prowler actually have sex as you insinuate? Or possibly just fondle? Just wondering.

[Buzz Killington]

Heavy petting at least.

[The Six]

Both Vanderbilt and Auburn will be partial reasons other coaches get fired by the end of the season. Also, one of those two coaches is gone by end of the season. Also, George R.R. Martin is never going to finish the next SOI&F book.

[Godfather]

Snaggle will make a lot of threats but live up to none.

Buzz will get drunk at the tailgate and make a pass at someone...man or women...doesn't matter.

WDE!!! will wear his hat backwards

Nook won't make it to an Auburn Game

Jumbo's Sutton will get preggers after an LSU win.

Wiregrass will come to a tailgate but no one will recognize him because of his brain pains.

[Snaggletiger]

Snaggle will make a lot of threats but live up to none.

Buzz will get drunk at the tailgate and make a pass at someone...man or women...doesn't matter.

WDE!!! will wear his hat backwards

Nook won't make it to an Auburn Game

Jumbo's Sutton will get preggers after an LSU win.

Wiregrass will come to a tailgate but no one will recognize him because of his brain pains.

You are so begging for a Figure-4 leg lock.

[Pell City Tiger]

Auburn goes 10-2 in the regular season, with a head shakingly horrible loss to Texas A&M and a close one to Georgia. (Fuck Georgia!)

Legatron connects on a 61 yard FG this season. He winds up FINALLY winning that award they give to the top kicker. (The Damon Duvall trophy, I think it's called)

PCT starts posting more frequently.

The defense ends the season ranked in the top 12 nationally.

GF makes his annual pilgrimage to the Plains and spends all but 10 minutes of his time at another tailgate.

That cougar who tried to hook up with me at the Arkansas game finds out I didn't move to Canada and beats the shit out of me in front of Cam Newton's statue.

[The Six]

There will be a new article on the front page of the X before kickoff against Ga. Southern.

[Snaggletiger]

There will be a new article on the front page of the X before kickoff against Ga. Southern.

OMG, worst prediction so far.  As if....

[AUJarhead]

OMG, worst prediction so far.  As if....

But how would we know if Auburn can win right away?

[Snaggletiger]

But how would we know if Auburn can win right away?

That's just plain squirrely.

[Buzz Killington]

That cougar who tried to hook up with me at the Arkansas game finds out I didn't move to Canada and beats the shoot out of me in front of Cam Newton's statue.

And why am I just now hearing about this?

[ssgaufan]

Auburn goes 9-3 and finishes 3rd in the West.

Arkansas goes 5-7 and Fat Bert gets fired.

UT once again wins the Champions of Life trophy, but Butch Jones ends the season on the hot seat.

Ole Miss goes back to being the Ole Miss we all know and love.

Dan Mullens wife gets knocked up by Dak.

[Pell City Tiger]

And why am I just now hearing about this?

We haven't had lunch in a while. We need to rectify that. It's a glorious tale.

[WiregrassTiger]

We haven't had lunch in a while. We need to rectify that. It's a glorious tale.

He said rectify. And tale. Talking to Buzz.

[chinook]

We haven't had lunch in a while. We need to rectify that. It's a glorious tale.

I hear Dreamland BBQ (Inverness) is divine.