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You are Tuberville....
« on: September 16, 2008, 04:09:25 PM »
(New Game) Question to all: You are Tuberville.............

What do you do?
Why?
How do you think it affects the team?
What is our ending record?
Why?
What do you do for next year?
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Re: You are Tuberville....
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2008, 04:17:38 PM »
(New Game) Question to all: You are Tuberville.............

What do you do?
Why?
How do you think it affects the team?
What is our ending record?
Why?
What do you do for next year?

I run the first motion & misdirection plays seen this season.   I utilize multiple backs with my multiple receiver sets, and run a trick play early, to get the crowd out of that "quiet and uneasy" mode they'll be in during the first drive.   I also get Brad Lester in early (if ready) to get him hit and take away any timidness created from his neck injury last week.    After scoring first I tell the defense to take the ball and literally shove it so far up LSU's ass, that Les Mileage's Pillowy White Perfected hat turns brown on National TV for all to see.

We win the game 17 - 10.

Next year I install an I formation along with the shotgun and let Burns and Cotton go at it for #1 next year.
« Last Edit: September 16, 2008, 04:21:53 PM by AuburnChopper1 »
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Re: You are Tuberville....
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2008, 04:19:28 PM »
1. You BEAT concentration into the players this week.  Do NOT fumble the ball.  Do NOT make stupid penalties like holding and false starts to kill drives.

2. Todd is your starter.  If he hasn't done squat in 2-3 series, you go to Burns and you ride him (Letting him run the offense, not this snap it and run like a chicken with your head cut off) until he either gets it done or proves he can't be effective.

3. You make sure you have a power game from under center when you need a yard or two.

4. Stay out of Paul Rhoads way.  

5. There's too many damn questions in this thread topic to answer, so that's all you get.  
« Last Edit: September 16, 2008, 04:20:23 PM by Harvey Birdman »
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Re: You are Tuberville....
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2008, 06:40:35 PM »
1. You BEAT concentration into the players this week.  Do NOT fumble the ball.  Do NOT make stupid penalties like holding and false starts to kill drives.

2. Todd is your starter.  If he hasn't done squat in 2-3 series, you go to Burns and you ride him (Letting him run the offense, not this snap it and run like a chicken with your head cut off) until he either gets it done or proves he can't be effective.

3. You make sure you have a power game from under center when you need a yard or two.

4. Stay out of Paul Rhoads way.  

5. There's too many damn questions in this thread topic to answer, so that's all you get.  
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Re: You are Tuberville....
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2008, 08:53:48 AM »
(New Game) Question to all: You are Tuberville.............

What do you do?  Two women.
Why?   Chicks dig money.
How do you think it affects the team?  Hey, they can have a shot too if they like.
What is our ending record?  10-2
Why?  Losses to UGA and either LSU or WVU
What do you do for next year?  Buy another Orange Under Armour polo.
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