Have another kid to celebrate

Buzz Killington · « **on:** June 21, 2017, 08:14:51 AM »

Happy Birthday to djsimp!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #1 on:** June 21, 2017, 08:43:36 AM »

Happy Happy you big stud you.

Saniflush · « **Reply #2 on:** June 21, 2017, 08:44:44 AM »

Take him to bed or lose him forever.

Godfather · « **Reply #3 on:** June 21, 2017, 09:13:47 AM »

Show me the way home simp!

chityeah · « **Reply #4 on:** June 21, 2017, 11:02:33 AM »

Happy Birthday!

djsimp · « **Reply #5 on:** June 21, 2017, 11:13:40 AM »

You guys are just HILARIOUS! Ok, so to celebrate my 28th birthday this year, I will impregnate my wife with our 28th kid.

Token · « **Reply #6 on:** June 21, 2017, 11:30:35 AM »

Happy Birthday bitch. I hope it's fanfuckingtastic.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #7 on:** June 21, 2017, 01:14:45 PM »

I am very hesitant to post in this thread. Honestly, the last thing I need is to turn up pregnant. But, I'm going to risk it for Simp. Happy day.

djsimp · « **Reply #8 on:** June 21, 2017, 01:20:32 PM »

Anytime you guys want to ship me some top shelf bourbon.....feel free to do so. I will drink and laugh at the thoughts of you all now being pregnant.

Godfather · « **Reply #9 on:** June 21, 2017, 03:01:58 PM »

I am very hesitant to post in this thread. Honestly, the last thing I need is to turn up pregnant. But, I'm going to risk it for Simp. Happy day.

Especially if it comes out of your new head vag.

CCTAU · « **Reply #10 on:** June 21, 2017, 05:07:13 PM »

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** June 21, 2017, 05:15:08 PM »

HBD!

Hairy Balls Day? You're sick, man.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #12 on:** June 21, 2017, 05:42:27 PM »

Hairy Balls Day? You're sick, man.

You're just mad you don't get to celebrate it.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #13 on:** June 21, 2017, 09:15:06 PM »

Especially if it comes out of your new head vag.

Exactly.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** June 21, 2017, 09:38:48 PM »

You're just mad you don't get to celebrate it.

I can book a flight out your way, bitch. I'm overdue for a cuttin'.

djsimp · « **Reply #15 on:** June 21, 2017, 10:05:29 PM »

I can book a flight out your way, bitch. I'm overdue for a cuttin'.

Well, the bright side is that you can see a MLB win a game on your visit.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #16 on:** June 22, 2017, 06:39:52 AM »

Well, the bright side is that you can see a MLB win a game on your visit.

I don't live in Chicago or Dallas, so he couldn't see a win.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #17 on:** June 22, 2017, 08:06:30 AM »

Happy Birthday!

The Six · « **Reply #18 on:** June 22, 2017, 01:53:22 PM »

Happy Birthday

bgreene · « **Reply #19 on:** June 22, 2017, 05:13:25 PM »

Happy Birthday