Trump winning

[Snaggletiger]

He loves a cold landshark in the morning.

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning. 

[AUChizad]

Oh and on ccts post.....

I asked for an exact quote. Weird, I don't see "I do what I want", or certainly not "Screw you" anywhere in there...

And by the way, even that quote you posted isn't his exact words, but cool memez.

[AUChizad]

And by the way, how is saying he'd sign an executive order if Congress didn't cooperate even remotely similar to this crass 9th grade insult?

I mean, there are way more apples to apples statements and actions by Trump. Do I have to remind you how many EOs he signed in his first 3 weeks alone?

[Kaos]

And by the way, how is saying he'd sign an executive order if Congress didn't cooperate even remotely similar to this crass 9th grade insult?

I mean, there are way more apples to apples statements and actions by Trump. Do I have to remind you how many EOs he signed in his first 3 weeks alone?

Take this useless shit somewhere else. 

Kate's Law. 
Travel Ban.

Bitchez 

[WiregrassTiger]

This thread is for positive accomplishments.  There are many even today.

Can this be taken somewhere else?

He loves sausage.

[GH2001]

I asked for an exact quote. Weird, I don't see "I do what I want", or certainly not "Screw you" anywhere in there...

And by the way, even that quote you posted isn't his exact words, but cool memez.

Was just providing you that he did make the pen and phone quote. No one ever said he said ccts exact words. Did you honestly think he was saying obama literally said screw you?

I'm not one of your twitter goons. Take your condescending comments to someone who gives a shit about it. You didn't think obama said any of that. But he did.

So now you're trying to:

1. Get literal with post semantics word for word.

2. Defend the former Asshole in chief.

[CCTAU]

Was just providing you that he did make the pen and phone quote. No one ever said he said ccts exact words. Did you honestly think he was saying obama literally said screw you?

I'm not one of your twitter goons. Take your condescending comments to someone who gives a shit about it. You didn't think obama said any of that. But he did.

So now you're trying to:

1. Get literal with post semantics word for word.

2. Defend the former Asshole in chief.

It's funny how just the other day ole jizzy said Trump did something twenty times and when k called him out...well I guess it's OK for ole jizzy to embellish a bit.

[War Eagle!!!]

Was just providing you that he did make the pen and phone quote. No one ever said he said ccts exact words. Did you honestly think he was saying obama literally said screw you?

I was no English major, but I am almost 100% certain that that's what quotations mean...

Go back ten years and imagine a president telling the public that he can "do what he wants. He has a pen and phone so screw you"!

[War Eagle!!!]

Thing is, Trump shouldn't have gone after a morning show. And he damn sure shouldn't have said that chick was bleeding from a face lift.

Look, the left chases EVERYTHING Trump says which detracts from things that actually matter. And Trump tweets ANYTHING that he thinks which detracts from his actual presidency. Both need to stop. And if either were smart, they would stop attacking the little things and focus on the big things. Neither one is smart though, so we will have 4 to 8 years of this bullshit...

[Kaos]

I was no English major, but I am almost 100% certain that that's what quotations mean...

I'm fairly certain the hyperbole was obvious.  Someone playing semantics, splitting hairs, being a "jackass"  all apply.  Please not the use of quotations on the word "jackass."  They may have significance. 

Nobody thought Obama actually said "screw you."   It was more what it was assumed that he thought as he made the comments than it was an actual quote. 

But you know that. 

[War Eagle!!!]

I'm fairly certain the hyperbole was obvious.  Someone playing semantics, splitting hairs, being a "jackass"  all apply.  Please not the use of quotations on the word "jackass."  They may have significance. 

Nobody thought Obama actually said "screw you."   It was more what it was assumed that he thought as he made the comments than it was an actual quote. 

But you know that.

I like literally thought he said it

[Kaos]

I like literally thought he said it

Nah.  Just implied. 

Like when he told McCain "I won." 

There was a lot more in that statement than just those two words. 

[CCTAU]

I was no English major, but I am almost 100% certain that that's what quotations mean...

I didn't want ole Jizzy to think I was saying screw you to him.

[AUChizad]

Was just providing you that he did make the pen and phone quote. No one ever said he said ccts exact words. Did you honestly think he was saying obama literally said screw you?

I'm not one of your twitter goons. Take your condescending comments to someone who gives a shit about it. You didn't think obama said any of that. But he did.

So now you're trying to:

1. Get literal with post semantics word for word.

2. Defend the former Asshole in chief.

I was well aware of the pen quote when CCTAU posted. I was aware of the real quote.

Read my first response again.

Link? Please provide a link to this exact quote from a sitting president.

It's frankly laughable to say I'm being revisionist or got egg on my face because CCTAU is saying Trump getting in a petty flame war about a news anchor's "bleeding face from the facelift" is the same as Obama saying he'd sign executive orders, as long as you pepper in a "I do what I want", and a "Screw you".

I mean, how can you blame Obama for saying he'd sign an executive order when Reagan soiled the integrity of the office when he said "It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so. So they can lick the fucking shit off my taint, bitch."

[AUChizad]

2. Defend the former Asshole in chief.

I'm fairly certain the hyperbole was obvious.  Someone playing semantics, splitting hairs, being a "jackass"  all apply.  Please not the use of quotations on the word "jackass."  They may have significance. 

Nobody thought Obama actually said "screw you."   It was more what it was assumed that he thought as he made the comments than it was an actual quote. 

But you know that. 

Shitter's full. It's full of shit.

Can someone explain to me how (paraphrasing) "Who cares Trump said this contemptably petty and crass thing publicly, Obama once said he'd sign an executive order" logically follows if you remove the artificially injected crassness? If your point was the "screw you" was a colorful rephrasing that was not to be taken literally, what in the entire fuck was the point of bringing it up?

And to layer the idiocy of thinking there's a connection there, again Executive Orders are only bad when he did them, right? Like I said before, there's plenty of apples to apples quotes and actions from Trump. He's been drawin' fuckin' SMOKE from his pen since he's been in office (THAT was figurative, since it needs to be explained).

He fucking bragged in a press statement about:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2017/04/25/president-trumps-100-days-historic-accomplishments

GETTING GOVERNMENT OUT OF THE WAY: President Donald J. Trump has done more to stop the Government from interfering in the lives of Americans in his first 100 days than any other President in history.

TAKING EXECUTIVE ACTION: In office, President Trump has accomplished more in his first 100 days than any other President since Franklin Roosevelt.

President Trump will have signed 30 executive orders during his first 100 days.
President Obama signed 19 executive orders during his first 100 days.

Explain to me why the fuck Obama saying he would sign an executive order if Congress didn't cooperate belongs in this thread at all if not for the made-up additions to the quote? And explain to me why EOs are a sign of the destruction of the republic, or by any stretch of the imagination rivals the crassness of Trump's tweet, and then explain to me why Trump actually signing EOs at a record pace and then bragging it about makes you clap like brain-dead seals.

[War Eagle!!!]

I am pretty much in agreement with Chad here.

Obama's quote, however you want to interpret it, does not equal Trump's tweet about calling someone psycho Joe and saying someone else is bleeding from the face from a face lift.

It is just unbelievably absurd that a President of the United States of America actually says something like that. I just don't understand how you guys are defending it.

[CCTAU]

Sounds like we got our own little snowflakes all atwitter....

[wesfau2]

I just don't understand how you guys are defending it.

Have you been reading this forum the past six months?

[War Eagle!!!]

Nah.  Just implied. 

I was using "literally" like most here...

Sounds like we got our own little snowflakes all atwitter....

<snicker>

[Kaos]

I am pretty much in agreement with Chad here.

Obama's quote, however you want to interpret it, does not equal Trump's tweet about calling someone psycho Joe and saying someone else is bleeding from the face from a face lift.

It is just unbelievably absurd that a President of the United States of America actually says something like that. I just don't understand how you guys are defending it.

Nobody's defending it per se.

Only saying 1) it's absurd for these media assholes who attack him in a direct personal manner that we've never seen before to feign outrage when he responds, 2) it plays to a segment of his bloc and keeps them energized and 3) it's a good thing Twitter didn't exist before.  I'd hate to see Lincoln with it in his hands.