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The I of the Tiger
« on: May 29, 2017, 01:14:51 PM »
And the D and the U too. 

Tiger Woods arrested for DUI.
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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2017, 12:23:38 AM »
Ok.  So this smells funny. 

First they said he refused to take a breathalyzer.
Then they said he blew a 0.00. 
Then he said it was prescription drugs.

I saw the dashcam video.  The unsteadiness, the wobbling, the struggling for words, the slurring... That just doesn't look to me like anything but drunk.  And the arresting officers said he smelled of booze. 

Is it possible they're covering for him? 
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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2017, 01:37:01 AM »
Ok.  So this smells funny. 

First they said he refused to take a breathalyzer.
Then they said he blew a 0.00. 
Then he said it was prescription drugs.

I saw the dashcam video.  The unsteadiness, the wobbling, the struggling for words, the slurring... That just doesn't look to me like anything but drunk.  And the arresting officers said he smelled of booze. 

Is it possible they're covering for him?

Not standing up for Tiger, but will say this.....a 7.5 hydro, mixed with one cocktail makes me stoned/drunk off my ass. 
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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2017, 07:24:49 AM »
Not standing up for Tiger, but will say this.....a 7.5 hydro, mixed with one cocktail makes me stoned/drunk off my ass.

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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2017, 09:33:45 AM »
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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2017, 09:39:10 AM »
Ok.  So this smells funny. 

First they said he refused to take a breathalyzer.
Then they said he blew a 0.00. 
Then he said it was prescription drugs.

I saw the dashcam video.  The unsteadiness, the wobbling, the struggling for words, the slurring... That just doesn't look to me like anything but drunk.  And the arresting officers said he smelled of booze. 

Is it possible they're covering for him?
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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2017, 10:10:26 AM »
Not standing up for Tiger, but will say this.....a 7.5 hydro, mixed with one cocktail makes me stoned/drunk off my ass.

If driving while under the influence - does it really matter what the influence is? Point is, whatever the influence is, no one should be out trying to operate a 2 ton vehicle on a public road. Whether it's an illicit drug, booze, narcotics, bad pussy, shrooms from snags.
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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2017, 10:32:22 AM »
unequivocally no
Well there you go. 



My suspicions were only aroused because of the "he refused a breathalyzer, but this is what he registered on his breathalyzer"  confusion.

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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2017, 10:42:36 AM »
Well there you go. 



My suspicions were only aroused because of the "he refused a breathalyzer, but this is what he registered on his breathalyzer"  confusion.

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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2017, 01:47:47 PM »
Haven't researched but I've watched enough Cops to know that by refusing the breathalyzer he gets an automatic suspension on his license.

Who cares if you can have someone drive you around anyway?
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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2017, 02:21:29 PM »
I understand how people get tagged on DUI's.  It's easy to do and it happens to a lot of good and decent people.  Not making excuses or saying it's ok, simply saying that people make mistakes. 

But if you have the money that Tiger does, why in the fuck are you out driving around while either drinking or on medication?
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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2017, 02:28:10 PM »
I understand how people get tagged on DUI's.  It's easy to do and it happens to a lot of good and decent people.  Not making excuses or saying it's ok, simply saying that people make mistakes. 

But if you have the money that Tiger does, why in the fuck are you out driving around while either drinking or on medication?


He obviously drives better that way copper.
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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2017, 02:39:30 PM »

He obviously drives better that way copper.

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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2017, 02:41:02 PM »
I understand how people get tagged on DUI's.  It's easy to do and it happens to a lot of good and decent people.  Not making excuses or saying it's ok, simply saying that people make mistakes. 

But if you have the money that Tiger does, why in the fuck are you out driving around while either drinking or on medication?

Agreed.  Hell, I uber all over the place and I'm not Tiger Woods-rich.
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« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2017, 02:41:49 PM »
Agreed.  Hell, I uber all over the place and I'm not Tiger Woods-rich.

Yea but you just do it to meet the snazzy dressed drivers
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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2017, 02:49:30 PM »
Yea but you just do it to meet the snazzy dressed drivers

My reasons are my OWN, sir.
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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2017, 03:47:58 PM »
Yea but you just do it to meet the snazzy dressed drivers
You forgot about the midnight rapings.
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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2017, 07:14:18 PM »
Agreed.  Hell, I uber all over the place and I'm not Tiger Woods-rich.
Yeah but you're pretty damn rich.
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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2017, 10:37:02 AM »
You forgot about the midnight rapings.

I bet he got a painting as a gift.
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Re: The I of the Tiger
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2017, 07:07:33 AM »
You forgot about the midnight rapings.

You said rape twice.
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