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37 dicks!
« on: May 25, 2017, 03:24:04 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2017, 03:34:13 PM »
It's called snowballing.
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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2017, 09:02:34 PM »
Guys, isn't that the wrong one? The one that died was the one Dante pines after who shows up and screws the dead guy on the toilet.
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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2017, 09:15:00 PM »
Quote from: The Six on May 25, 2017, 09:02:34 PM
Guys, isn't that the wrong one? The one that died was the one Dante pines after who shows up and screws the dead guy on the toilet.

Doesn't matter.  Sani just likes talking about dicks.
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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2017, 09:38:55 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2017, 09:15:00 PM
Doesn't matter.  Sani just likes talking about dicks.
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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2017, 07:47:21 AM »
Quote from: The Six on May 25, 2017, 09:02:34 PM
Guys, isn't that the wrong one? The one that died was the one Dante pines after who shows up and screws the dead guy on the toilet.

I think you need to go back and watch that movie.  Same one.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2017, 08:19:01 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 26, 2017, 07:47:21 AM
I think you need to go back and watch that movie.  Same one.

Questioning our Clerks knowledge?  Motherfucker, what?
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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2017, 09:42:33 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 26, 2017, 07:47:21 AM
I think you need to go back and watch that movie.  Same one.

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 26, 2017, 08:19:01 AM
Questioning our Clerks knowledge?  Motherfucker, what?

Ye have been led astray from thy faith.

This is the 37 dicks girl.



This is the chick that just died.

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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2017, 09:48:12 AM »
Meh whatever.  They are both Yankees and brunettes. 

same same.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2017, 10:01:07 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 26, 2017, 09:48:12 AM
Meh whatever.  They are both Yankees and brunettes. 

same same.

Just goes to show that rich college boys like yourself don't have the education enough to admit when you're wrong.
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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2017, 10:22:44 AM »
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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2017, 10:27:36 AM »
Quote from: The Six on May 26, 2017, 10:01:07 AM
Just goes to show that rich college boys like yourself don't have the education enough to admit when you're wrong.

Negative ghost rider, unlike some folks if I don't think I am wrong I will say those words.  It will not be implied.  I just don't care which is a wholly different problem.  :thumsup:
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 37 richards!
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2017, 10:36:06 AM »
In a row?
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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2017, 12:26:56 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 26, 2017, 09:48:12 AM
Meh whatever.  They are both Yankees and brunettes. 

same same.

I gotta say I love you and shorty, but you pretty much just got pwned by Chizad and The Six.

That's a minus -122
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Re: 37 richards!
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2017, 03:31:00 PM »
Sani has been watching too much Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2017, 04:56:01 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on May 26, 2017, 09:42:33 AM
Ye have been led astray from thy faith.

This is the 37 dicks girl.



This is the chick that just died.



Well, shit.

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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2017, 11:09:01 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 26, 2017, 12:26:56 PM
I gotta say I love you and shorty, but you pretty much just got pwned by Chizad and The Six.

That's a minus -122

I did and I accept my fate.  Luckily I am still better at math. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2017, 11:10:04 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 30, 2017, 11:09:01 AM
I did and I accept my fate.  Luckily I am still better at math.

Always a good tie breaker with The Chad
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Re: 37 dicks!
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2017, 11:12:06 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on May 30, 2017, 11:10:04 AM
Always a good tie breaker with The Chad

7/59th of the time every time.
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