If You Turn on Your Flashers When You Drive in the Rain,

[Lurking Tiger]

Fuck. You.

[Buzz Killington]

In the passing lane doing the league minimum?

[The Six]

In the passing lane doing the league minimum?

Depends on the league which minimum you are talking about.

NFL - league minimum on arrests for domestic violence
MLB - league minimum on PEDs
NBA - league minimum number of times you've kissed LeBron's ass
MLS - league minimum number of terrorist bombings/crowd stampedes you've survived
NASCAR - league minimum number of times you've wrecked Danica Patrick