happy birthday. get your funk on. if in oregon, i'll pour you a pendleton. suck your dick
fixed that for ya.
knew i could count on you to set the record straight.
secrets dont make friends.
you didn't pay me enough.
I guess a simple Happy Birthday would be inappropriate on this thread?
Let's not forget the most important aspect of a man's birthday: Today Howard gets full access to his (much younger) girlfriend's asshole. Hit the browneye once for me!