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Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board

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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2008, 04:08:02 PM »
Quote from: chinook on September 16, 2008, 03:11:31 PM
happy birthday. get your funk on. 

if in oregon, i'll pour you a pendleton.   suck your dick
fixed that for ya.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2008, 05:42:56 PM »
Happy Birthday you old fart!   :pb: 

 :cheers:  I'll have a whiskey-drink in your honor today.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2008, 06:05:45 PM »
Quote from: jumbo on September 16, 2008, 04:08:02 PM
fixed that for ya.

knew i could count on you to set the record straight.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2008, 11:23:49 PM »
Quote from: chinook on September 16, 2008, 06:05:45 PM
knew i could count on you to set the record straight.


secrets dont make friends.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2008, 12:10:30 AM »
I guess a simple Happy Birthday would be inappropriate on this thread?
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2008, 12:18:53 AM »
Quote from: jumbo on September 16, 2008, 11:23:49 PM
secrets dont make friends.

you didn't pay me enough.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2008, 12:52:57 AM »
Quote from: chinook on September 17, 2008, 12:18:53 AM
you didn't pay me enough.
I couldn't slide my credit card.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2008, 08:04:48 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 17, 2008, 12:10:30 AM
I guess a simple Happy Birthday would be inappropriate on this thread?

It always inappropriate in any thread around here but thank you.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2008, 09:37:35 AM »
Happy Birthday, you ignorant fuck. I just traded my issue Beretta for a 16 year old bedouin girl and 10 sheep. Figured I'd give you the sheep as a present in case you piss Whitney off tonight... which is probably more than likely...
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2008, 02:42:46 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2008, 12:57:10 PM
Let's not forget the most important aspect of a man's birthday:  Today Howard gets full access to his (much younger) girlfriend's asshole. 

Hit the browneye once for me!

"Don't make my brown eye red"
                                 - Crystal Gayle circa 1977.
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