Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board

Lurking Tiger · « **on:** September 16, 2008, 10:06:20 AM »

How many of you said to yourself, "It's Sani's birthday ?" before you even opened this thread ?

Happy 39th. Douchebag.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 16, 2008, 10:11:34 AM »

Guess you better get in the car and get over to the Ham for your B'day drink.... Jumbo's snapping on the rubber glove as we spe.... nevermind.

Happy Birthday Fuckstick!

wesfau2 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 16, 2008, 10:17:18 AM »

I'm pretty sure that jumbo qualifies as the biggest cocksucker here. Howard's just the loudest.

Happy Birthday, Ho-Ho.

Saniflush · « **Reply #3 on:** September 16, 2008, 10:19:44 AM »

Thank you all. Now go fist yourselves. Jumbo's dog is on the rag.

chinook · « **Reply #4 on:** September 16, 2008, 10:49:24 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2008, 10:19:44 AM

Thank you all. Now go fist yourselves. Jumbo's dog is on the rag.

earned your red wings already?

Thrilla · « **Reply #5 on:** September 16, 2008, 11:21:24 AM »

Happy Birthday, butt pirate. I hear the Mardi Gras offers 2 for 1 Nubian lap dance specials for such occasions.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #6 on:** September 16, 2008, 11:35:41 AM »

Happy Birthday, pillow biter

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #7 on:** September 16, 2008, 11:42:28 AM »

I guessed it!

Happy birthday, dick slit.

Godfather · « **Reply #8 on:** September 16, 2008, 11:45:34 AM »

Happy Birthday, your anal beads are in the mail.

Ogre · « **Reply #9 on:** September 16, 2008, 12:40:34 PM »

Happy Birthday, cum dumpster.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 16, 2008, 12:57:10 PM »

Let's not forget the most important aspect of a man's birthday: Today Howard gets full access to his (much younger) girlfriend's asshole.

Hit the browneye once for me!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:17:37 PM »

Chocolate starfish.

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin rollin'

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:17:58 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2008, 12:57:10 PM

Let's not forget the most important aspect of a man's birthday: Today Howard gets full access to his (much younger) girlfriend's asshole.

Hit the browneye once for me!

Starfish.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #13 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:24:40 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2008, 12:57:10 PM

Let's not forget the most important aspect of a man's birthday: Today Howard gets full access to Jumbo's asshole.

Hit the browneye once for me!

Saniflush · « **Reply #14 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:30:30 PM »

neither are gonna shit right for a week.

AWK · « **Reply #15 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:32:24 PM »

Hope you have a great Birthday, donkey raping shit eater.

Saniflush · « **Reply #16 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:37:43 PM »

Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2008, 01:32:24 PM

Hope you have a great Birthday, donkey raping shit eater.

You can't rape the willing.

Jumbo · « **Reply #17 on:** September 16, 2008, 02:32:20 PM »

Happy Birthday ~~Hottie~~ Howard

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #18 on:** September 16, 2008, 02:37:46 PM »

Happy Birthday Howard...my dog has a surprise for you.

chinook · « **Reply #19 on:** September 16, 2008, 03:11:31 PM »

happy birthday. get your funk on.

if in oregon, i'll pour you a pendleton.