A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Tampa Airport. The
pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain.
We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for
flying with us today
and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area'.
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can
hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, 'So, Skip, whatcha
got planned while we're in Tampa?'
'Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm gonna check into the hotel,
take a big crap....then I'm gonna take that
new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner.... I'm gonna
wine and dine her, take her back to my room
and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long.'
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and
immediately begins looking up and down the aisle,
trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's
talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the
plane. She is so embarrassed that she
starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's
bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear. He's
gotta land the plane and take a schit first.'
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