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I'm Depressed
« on: May 13, 2017, 11:12:55 PM »
So, I was a senior at Jeff Davis when Van Halen released their first album.  Incredible, ground breaking stuff that went against the flow at that time. The Bee Gee's and Disco were starting their short lived run but here was a Cali band doing shit no one had ever even dreamed of.  Many an aspiring guitarist tried to emulate what Eddie VH was doing and David Lee Roth was the quintessential front man, sporting the 80's hair band look and putting on acrobatic shows.  But......unfortunately, I came across this tonight. Yeah, I'm getting old.


   
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Re: I'm Depressed
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2017, 11:33:25 PM »
My dad, his two golf buddies and the fat kid that washes the carts. Awful.
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Re: I'm Depressed
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2017, 11:48:55 PM »
1- who the fuck watches Ellen?

2 - that clip framed perfectly why I was so disappointed seeing them live summer before last. 
- Roth's deranged Joker grimace
- Roth's seriously eroded (non-existent) vocal skills.  He just talks through the lyrics
- Roth's "hit by a taser" herky jerkyisms
- Wolfabeetus. Nobody wants to see him.

Eddie can still play a little.  Drums were good. But that's a shadow of what it once was.
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Re: I'm Depressed
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2017, 11:52:21 PM »
My dad, his two golf buddies and the fat kid that washes the carts. Awful.

The two VH brothers and Wolfgang are fine.  They're playing music.  David Lee Roth in dress pants, a vest and balding, brown hair, trying to kick and dance around at 164 years old... :facepalm:

Fuck.  That's embarrassing.
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Re: I'm Depressed
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2017, 02:03:34 PM »
1:22...that's as far as I could stand it
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Re: I'm Depressed
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2017, 09:31:18 AM »
1- who the fuck watches Ellen?

2 - that clip framed perfectly why I was so disappointed seeing them live summer before last. 
- Roth's deranged Joker grimace
- Roth's seriously eroded (non-existent) vocal skills.  He just talks through the lyrics
- Roth's "hit by a taser" herky jerkyisms
- Wolfabeetus. Nobody wants to see him.

Eddie can still play a little.  Drums were good. But that's a shadow of what it once was.

Why Hagar needs to be up there instead. He can actually still sing. And doesn't need to jump around in spandex like some fairy on acid.
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Re: I'm Depressed
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2017, 09:59:33 AM »
Why Hagar needs to be up there instead. He can actually still sing. And doesn't need to jump around in spandex like some fairy on acid.

Good point. While I liked the original DLR stuff, he just cannot sing any more. He was on the verge of sounding terrible when he was at his best. Now its just sad.

And now he has resorted to that gay ass dancing on that gay ass show. Its all a downhill mudslide from here!
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Re: I'm Depressed
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2017, 10:07:20 AM »
Cocaine's a helluva drug!
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Re: I'm Depressed
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2017, 10:16:38 AM »
DLR had some great tunes with VH, but I was always a Sammy Hagar VH fan more.
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Re: I'm Depressed
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2017, 10:57:52 AM »
DLR had some great tunes with VH, but I was always a Sammy Hagar VH fan more.

Another reason you are the man.

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