The only time I have been wasted inside JHS, I did not touch a drop inside the stadium. I had a boob dog and cussed out some old lady. Good times.
I'm disappointed in the lot of you. This is Auburn Football sometimes you need to get wasted to make it through the game.I think I was wasted through the entire 2012 season.
aTm '12 was my one and only experience.
I can confirm that the cussing of the old lady did occur. A riot damn near broke out. Section 46 was angry that day, my friends - and this was before the game even started.
I was too pissed to drink at aTm '12. Frickin' quitters.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I doubt there will be another X-gate as epic as that one, nor more drunken shenanigans experienced in one afternoon than those that occurred that day.
Seems telling that after a decade of Auburn football under Jay Jacobs's leadership, we're feeling the need to sell alcohol in the stadium.
I can recall some times, but the statute of limitations isn't up yet.
Difference is heroin is illegal. Alcohol is not. You can either control it at the beer stand somewhat. Or you can let the bootleggers bring it in. Either way people who wanna are gonna inside jhs. Like I said above its more akin to prohibition than anything. If you've been to jhs and haven't came across one of those fuckholes with 3 too many airplane bottles of Jd in him then I will show you around some this fall.
The difference between readily available and having to sneak it in is the difference between 100 drunk assholes who decided on the spur of the moment to have four more than they should and 10 guys who managed to bring in more than they could handle. No sir. I don't like it.
That's the lesson from prohibition, amirite?"EVIDENCE DOES NOT BARE IT OUT AND NEVER WILL WHEN I PLUG MY EARS AND COVER MY EYES!"
The most fucking moronic argument I've ever seen you make. I'm on the verge of meme shaming your ass.
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