The only time I've ever been even remotely "wasted" in JHS was all the way back when I was a student. And that was only because I was still drinking from the night before. There wasn't a soul in the end zone seats so I just stretched out on the bleachers and sacked out for a couple of quarters. Now my first trip to the Super Dome for the Sugar Bowl? I don't want to talk about it.
Like I said, I'm normally going to come in the stadium toting a bottle or two with some dude's name on it. Jim, Jack, Mark, Evan etc. I bring the same amount every time. Enough for one good stiffy each half. Not enough to get toasted but just the right amount to either make me smile or easily get pissed at the refs and/or Gus. Or Jay.