He Dead

Snaggletiger · « **on:** April 19, 2017, 06:54:50 AM »

Wow! A guy who seemingly had it all. Turned out that despite being a big star and multi-millionaire, he was just a punk ass thug. foxnewsdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.

Aaron Hernandez, the former New England Patriots star who was convicted of murder in 2015, killed himself in his prison cell Wednesday morning, officials said.

Hernandez, 27, was found hanging in his cell by corrections officers around 3:05 a.m. at the Souza Baranowski Correctional Center, Massachusetts Department of Correction officials said in a statement.

He was pronounced dead an hour later.

Hernandez was in a single cell in a general population housing unit and hanged himself with a bed sheet attached to his cell window. He also tried blocking his door from the inside with various items, officials said.

Saniflush · « **Reply #1 on:** April 19, 2017, 07:16:05 AM »

Taxpayers win

wesfau2 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 19, 2017, 08:33:51 AM »

Good riddance.

GH2001 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 19, 2017, 09:01:28 AM »

Godfather · « **Reply #4 on:** April 19, 2017, 09:39:58 AM »

Godfather · « **Reply #5 on:** April 19, 2017, 09:41:07 AM »

With that kind of hang time, New England should have made him a punter.

($2 to Jarhead)

Kaos · « **Reply #6 on:** April 19, 2017, 10:39:39 AM »

He dead?

bgreene · « **Reply #7 on:** April 19, 2017, 03:28:54 PM »

chinook · « **Reply #8 on:** April 19, 2017, 04:56:45 PM »

Quote from: bgreene on April 19, 2017, 03:28:54 PM

Haha

look kids Big Ben, ...Parliament.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** April 19, 2017, 05:01:00 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 19, 2017, 09:41:07 AM

With that kind of hang time, New England should have made him a punter.

($2 to Jarhead)

Trust me when I say I've gotten serious mileage from this one today. I even got a laugh on air when I texted it to my buddy while he was doing his talk show. He was like, "I got a text that I can't read on air about Hernandez".

AUChizad · « **Reply #10 on:** April 19, 2017, 06:01:51 PM »

The ruling on the field stands. He did not get both feet on the ground in time.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** April 19, 2017, 09:52:18 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on April 19, 2017, 06:01:51 PM

The ruling on the field stands. He did not get both feet on the ground in time.

#Boom

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #12 on:** April 20, 2017, 08:39:52 AM »

Quote from: chinook on April 19, 2017, 04:56:45 PM

look kids Big Ben, ...Parliament.

I can't get left

Kaos · « **Reply #13 on:** April 20, 2017, 09:46:00 AM »

I tried to think of something funny related to a swing pass, but couldn't get there.

Saniflush · « **Reply #14 on:** April 20, 2017, 12:15:40 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 20, 2017, 09:46:00 AM

I tried to think of something funny related to a swing pass, but couldn't get there.

He got half of the swing pass down pat.

GH2001 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 20, 2017, 02:10:00 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on April 19, 2017, 06:01:51 PM

The ruling on the field stands. He did not get both feet on the ground in time.

High end hussell my friend

The Six · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2017, 02:18:47 PM »

Family is donating his brain to science to study whether or not he suffered from CTE. Yeah, sure. Concussions make you a drug dealer and general menace to society murdering type.

Kaos · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2017, 02:22:56 PM »

Quote from: The Six on April 20, 2017, 02:18:47 PM

Family is donating his brain to science to study whether or not he suffered from CTE. Yeah, sure. Concussions make you a drug dealer and general menace to society murdering type.

I don't get the joke.

GH2001 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2017, 02:25:24 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 20, 2017, 02:22:56 PM

I don't get the joke.

That they are trying to find an excuse. Anything other than he was a pure rotten thug who had issues upstairs and made bad decisions. He may have had CTE but if he did he was a thug before way before that. His family and legal team are in spin mode trying to blame everyone but him.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2017, 02:31:48 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 20, 2017, 02:25:24 PM

That they are trying to find an excuse. Anything other than he was a pure rotten thug who had issues upstairs and made bad decisions. He may have had CTE but if he did he was a thug before way before that. His family and legal team are in spin mode trying to blame everyone but him.

I think K was being sarcasmically faseeshus.