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The Return of the King

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The Return of the King
« on: April 12, 2017, 05:27:01 PM »


That's right!!! the Man, the Myth, the Legend Gorgeous Borges is returning to the Plains.

Hired as a offensive analyst for the Tigers.


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Re: The Return of the King
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2017, 05:33:43 PM »
I think I just filled the cup.
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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2017, 05:40:22 PM »
#Boom
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Re: The Return of the King
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2017, 07:07:23 PM »
In the immortal words of Uncle Sani (a great American): "This sends a tingle to my hang down."
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2017, 09:37:41 PM »

This sucks actually.  The writing is on the wall.  Lindsey will run the O like a well oiled machine.  We miraculously get to the playoffs and Lindsey is suddenly named the La. Monroe head coach.  Borges steps in for the championship game and the offense sputters down the stretch and we lose by 2 to his old team, the Michigan Wolverines.  A day later, Borges is named the Green Bay OC.

This sounds like a really bad movie. 
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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2017, 09:59:37 PM »
In the immortal words of Borges himself "What the fuck are you fucking thinking, you fucking fucks?  Fuck you, you fucking fuckhead!"
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Re: The Return of the King
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2017, 10:07:51 PM »
In the immortal words of Borges himself "What the fuck are you fucking thinking, you fucking fucks?  Fuck you, you fucking fuckhead!"

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Re: The Return of the King
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2017, 08:24:55 AM »
Tuberville weighs in:

Tuberville - who was the Auburn head coach from 1999-2008 - was excited to hear that one of his former Auburn offensive coordinator's, Al Borges, is returning to the Plains.

"That's a great move for Gus Malzahn," he said. "They desperately needed someone to come in and help them with their passing game. There is no better coach that I have ever been around that knew about the pro (style) passing attack than Al Borges.

"He was very exceptional at teaching (former Auburn and NFL quarterback) Jason Campbell the techniques and fundamentals of being a very good quarterback. I'm excited for Auburn. It is going to help them."

Borges was hired as an offensive analyst, so he won't be on the field.

"But he's going to be in meetings and making suggestions," Tuberville explained. "That'll be a good start. Chip Lindsey, the new coordinator, really hasn't been in college football that long. Al will be able to help Chip Lindsey formulate things that will work in the conference. Al's been in the SEC. He's been in big-time football his whole life. I think it's a great plus for Auburn."


http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/04/tommy_tuberville_chimes_in_on.html#incart_river_index
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Re: The Return of the King
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2018, 08:26:33 AM »
Subtraction by...subtraction.

Borges leaves to be OC at UT-SA and is replaced by....Barrett Trotter.

Craig Sanders also in the mix as an analyst on the defensive side.
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2018, 08:47:59 AM »
Subtraction by...subtraction.

Borges leaves to be OC at UT-SA and is replaced by....Barrett Trotter.

Craig Sanders also in the mix as an analyst on the defensive side.

Fro-Throw in da' house.
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2018, 08:59:13 AM »
In the immortal words of Borges himself "What the fuck are you fucking thinking, you fucking fucks?  Fuck you, you fucking fuckhead!"
"Fuck this fucking analyst shit, I'm going to fucking Siberi..uh UT fucking San Antonio and be a real fucking football coach."
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Re: The Return of the King
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2018, 09:16:47 AM »
Moving to San Antonio Texas to quadruple your salary?  Where do I sign?
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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2018, 09:33:02 AM »
Moving to San Antonio Texas to quadruple your salary?  Where do I sign?
Good for Al, glad he's getting wealthy.
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2018, 10:03:38 AM »
Moving to San Antonio Texas to quadruple your salary?  Where do I sign?

To be fair, it takes triple the amount to live there!
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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2018, 10:29:55 AM »
Moving to San Antonio Texas to quadruple your salary?  Where do I sign?
No shit.

I’d move there for almost 19 grand in a heartbeat.
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Re: The Return of the King
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2018, 11:48:50 AM »
Subtraction by...subtraction.

Borges leaves to be OC at UT-SA and is replaced by....Barrett Trotter.

Craig Sanders also in the mix as an analyst on the defensive side.

Trotter isn’t the worst hire he could make.

Spent four years as an analyst in the NFL. 

Worked at UNC last year mostly with receivers. Team sucked but they had five guys with 200+ yards receiving. 

Knows better than anybody what a goofed up schizo shitshow Malzahn can be in working with QBs.  Of all the guys Gus screwed over by second guessing himself, Trotter got the biggest shaft.
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« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2018, 01:08:18 PM »
Trotter isn’t the worst hire he could make.

Spent four years as an analyst in the NFL. 

Worked at UNC last year mostly with receivers. Team sucked but they had five guys with 200+ yards receiving. 

Knows better than anybody what a goofed up schizo shitshow Malzahn can be in working with QBs.  Of all the guys Gus screwed over by second guessing himself, Trotter got the biggest shaft.

And the guy finally said, "Screw it!" and dumped his senior season. But apparently he gets along with Gus. Was it a Gus issue, or something else!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The Return of the King
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2018, 02:30:09 PM »
And the guy finally said, "Screw it!" and dumped his senior season. But apparently he gets along with Gus. Was it a Gus issue, or something else!

Did Moseley screw his daughter too?
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« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2018, 04:12:25 PM »
Did Moseley screw his daughter too?

I'm not sure I heard that one. Whose daughter got QB'd?
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2018, 04:21:36 PM »
I'm not sure I heard that one. Whose daughter got QB'd?
That would be worse than
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