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United Airlines Commercial
« on: April 11, 2017, 03:07:28 PM »
No matter what you think of the actual incident, this is funny stuff right here.


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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: United Airlines Commercial
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2017, 08:41:25 PM »
Dayum. Imma never fly United, never.
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Re: United Airlines Commercial
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2017, 01:14:23 PM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on April 11, 2017, 08:41:25 PM
Dayum. Imma never fly United, never.

Can you fly on any airline?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: United Airlines Commercial
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2017, 01:20:07 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 12, 2017, 01:14:23 PM
Can you fly on any airline?

have they banned tinfoil?
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Re: United Airlines Commercial
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2017, 02:06:41 PM »
Southwest Airlines, where we beat our competition, not our customers.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: United Airlines Commercial
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2017, 02:43:03 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 12, 2017, 02:06:41 PM
Southwest Airlines, where we beat our competition, not our customers.


American Airlines, we may lose your luggage but we don't beat your ass.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: United Airlines Commercial
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2017, 06:46:51 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 12, 2017, 01:20:07 PM
have they banned tinfoil?

They've banned the ones who wear it.

It's sad that BF and prowler have to drive everywhere.
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Re: United Airlines Commercial
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2017, 08:51:20 PM »
Of course I can and own automatic fucking weapons. Anymore questions from the fucking liberal peanut gallery?
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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2017, 09:46:06 AM »
I flew United this past weekend. Then this comes out and I'm thinking, Why in the hell could they not have done this to me?! Gladly take a bloody nose for the money that's about to come his way.
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2017, 09:57:24 AM »
Quote from: bgreene on April 14, 2017, 09:46:06 AM
I flew United this past weekend. Then this comes out and I'm thinking, Why in the hell could they not have done this to me?! Gladly take a bloody nose for the money that's about to come his way.

Hey baby, you know that fat beach house we've always wanted?  Well, our dream's about to come true.  Here, hold my beer while I take this ass whoopin'. 
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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2017, 10:01:43 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 14, 2017, 09:57:24 AM
Hey baby, you know that fat beach house we've always wanted?  Well, our dream's about to come true.  Here, hold my beer while I take this ass whoopin'.

Exactly!!
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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2017, 12:17:58 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 14, 2017, 09:57:24 AM
Hey baby, you know that fat beach house we've always wanted?  Well, our dream's about to come true.  Here, hold my beer while I take this ass whoopin'.


Only people in first class drink before take off.  Uppity mofo.  :fu:
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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2017, 12:21:29 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 14, 2017, 12:17:58 PM

Only people in first class drink before take off.  Uppity mofo.  :fu:

Snags don't need to sit in no 1st class for my peeps to recognize that Snags need a beer up in dis bitch.  I hand em' my boarding pass, they hands me a 40.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: United Airlines Commercial
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2017, 12:28:06 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 14, 2017, 12:21:29 PM
Snags don't need to sit in no 1st class for my peeps to recognize that Snags need a beer up in dis bitch.  I hand em' my boarding pass, they hands me a 40.


Respect.    :thumsup:
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Re: United Airlines Commercial
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Re: United Airlines Commercial
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2017, 10:20:05 AM »
Quote from: chinook on April 19, 2017, 04:52:21 PM
you suck at this game too.
Just incase you need to be reminded.


ZER0 FUCKS GIVEN ABOUT YOUR OPINION
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Re: United Airlines Commercial
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2017, 11:05:14 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 20, 2017, 10:20:05 AM
Just incase you need to be reminded.


ZER0 FUCKS GIVEN ABOUT YOUR OPINION

You are mistaking nook for prowler/bf
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