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What's wrong with kids...
« on: April 17, 2017, 07:03:52 PM »
First grade girl pissed her pants at school. Dad gets called.

When I did that in first grade I got my ass whipped.

This dad?  He shows up at school with his own pants wet so she wouldn't be embarrassed. He's being hailed as a hero dad.

What. The. Fuck?

When you wonder what's become of the world, just remember the pants-wetting dad and his daughter spared the embarrassment of doing something shameful.
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Re: What's wrong with kids...
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2017, 07:35:12 PM »
Of course I peed my pants.  Everyone my age pees their pants.  It's the coolest.
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Re: What's wrong with kids...
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2017, 07:37:55 PM »
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
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Re: What's wrong with kids...
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2017, 07:50:25 PM »
First grade girl pissed her pants at school. Dad gets called.

When I did that in first grade I got my ass whipped.

This dad?  He shows up at school with his own pants wet so she wouldn't be embarrassed. He's being hailed as a hero dad.

What. The. Fuck?

When you wonder what's become of the world, just remember the pants-wetting dad and his daughter spared the embarrassment of doing something shameful.

Chizad has a 1st grader?  ...damn time zooms by.
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Re: What's wrong with kids...
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2017, 08:08:42 PM »
Also, heaven forbid a fucking first grader be shown some compassion rather than being ridiculed for a simple accident.

Fuck's sake.
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Re: What's wrong with kids...
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2017, 08:09:53 PM »
My first grader pisses in the pants, I mock them too. "Pissy Pants. Pissy Pants"

They should be able to control it. Myself, however, it's a legitimate physiological problem. I have leakage and some trouble stopping the flow once it starts.

Very minor problem when compared to shitting in the pants. I know.
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Re: What's wrong with kids...
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2017, 08:32:35 AM »
Also, heaven forbid a fucking first grader be shown some compassion rather than being ridiculed for a simple accident.

Fuck's sake.

Mutually exclusive? How bout neither.
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Re: What's wrong with kids...
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2017, 08:34:35 AM »
Also, heaven forbid a fucking first grader be shown some compassion rather than being ridiculed for a simple accident.

Fuck's sake.

Handle it however.  If compassion's your thing, sure. Console her. Tell her to do better and it'll be okay.

Don't show up at school to get her with your own pants pissed. That goes beyond compassion and extends into acceptance -- hey, pissed pants are so cool even dads do it -- and lunacy.

I'm beginning to worry about you. 
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