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In good hands with Jacobs
« on: April 05, 2017, 08:29:37 AM »
Auburn partners with All State.  Will install field goal nets in the north end zone. 

Thanks, Jay.

 :facepalm: :fail:  :facepalm:

One of the things I always liked was that we didn't sell out. We didn't cash grab and put in the nets.  Just another strike against Jacobs. 
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2017, 09:09:09 AM »
Clearly, he regrets financing the JACOBS-TRON with an adjustable rate loan. Interest on that thing isn't going to pay itself. Yet another reason to tailgate with friends and go home to watch the game. The stadium experience gets worse and worse with each passing change of this ticket salesman.
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2017, 09:54:46 AM »
Auburn partners with All State.  Will install field goal nets in the north end zone. 

Thanks, Jay.

 :facepalm: :fail:  :facepalm:

One of the things I always liked was that we didn't sell out. We didn't cash grab and put in the nets.  Just another strike against Jacobs.

NOOOOOOOO FUCK!!!!
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2017, 10:01:28 AM »
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2017, 10:52:21 AM »
But won't that net cover up the Godzillgargantuatron?
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2017, 11:12:36 AM »
Give Jacobs a little more time and JHS will become Citibank Park or some shit like that.
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2017, 12:04:08 PM »
Give Jacobs a little more time and JHS will become Citibank Park or some shit like that.


I think he'll change it to JJHS











Jacob-Jordan-Hare Stadium.  :facepalm: :puke:
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2017, 12:27:49 PM »
As long as we still get the Chevron with Techron halftime races, I'll be good.
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2017, 02:02:08 PM »
As long as we still get the Chevron with Techron halftime races, I'll be good.

That damn purple car always cheats.
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2017, 02:32:14 PM »
Clearly, he regrets financing the JACOBS-TRON with an adjustable rate loan. Interest on that thing isn't going to pay itself. Yet another reason to tailgate with friends and go home to watch the game. The stadium experience gets worse and worse with each passing change of this ticket salesman.

That's all he's ever been. And to be honest he's damn good at it. So put him back in TU. But he sure as hell doesn't need to be running an entire athletic dept.
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2017, 02:47:36 PM »
That's all he's ever been. And to be honest he's damn good at it. So put him back in TU. But he sure as hell doesn't need to be running an entire athletic dept.

If only the PTB believed that way.
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2017, 02:53:16 PM »
That's all he's ever been. And to be honest he's damn good at it. So put him back in TU. But he sure as hell doesn't need to be running an entire athletic dept.
Nooooo!  Bring back Tim Jackson!
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2017, 09:30:35 PM »
That damn purple car always cheats.
I've lost about $500 betting on that damn yellow car.
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2017, 09:53:48 PM »
I've lost about $500 betting on that damn yellow car.

Word!  The purple car always takes that cheatin' short cut and jumps over the other two just before the finish line.  You would think the race officials would catch that by now.
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2017, 10:01:48 PM »
Word!  The purple car always takes that cheatin' short cut and jumps over the other two just before the finish line.  You would think the race officials would catch that by now.
Hell, one would think I'd learn my lesson. I keep thinking "Today is your day, yellow car."
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2017, 10:21:54 PM »
Hell, one would think I'd learn my lesson. I keep thinking "Today is your day, yellow car."

Sadly, I never learn myself.   :facepalm:
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2017, 01:34:04 PM »
Word!  The purple car always takes that cheatin' short cut and jumps over the other two just before the finish line.  You would think the race officials would catch that by now.

Yadier Molina does not drive a purple car.
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2017, 10:11:20 PM »
The Allstate nets looked like shit, and I wish we hadn't done this.
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2017, 10:25:51 PM »
The Allstate nets looked like shit, and I wish we hadn't done this.

I like your post.  It was only up at one end but every time they tried a FG there, it looked like he was choosing between two sets of goal posts.  Horrible addition.

On another note, anyone know which end of the stadium the new $28 mil addition will be?  I saw where the first donation for it came in yesterday.  ($5 mil)  Thanks Godfather!   :thumsup:
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Re: In good hands with Jacobs
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2017, 10:34:43 PM »
On another note, anyone know which end of the stadium the new $28 mil addition will be?
I heard a while back that it was going to be the north endzone.
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