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Re: Get to Know the X
« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2017, 12:12:42 PM »
Worked for my grandfather in the summers.  He owned 2 drug stores and a bowling alley and my folks would take me to North Carolina in the summers when I was 14 and 15 so I could work for him.  Slung hash in the drug store diners, cleaned toilets in the bowling alley.  Got all the free bowling I wanted all summer though

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Some chick in Panama City on my 1st night of my senior graduation trip.  Got drunk and played for the 1st time ever on the same day.
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Re: Get to Know the X
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2017, 08:26:51 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on March 29, 2017, 09:25:28 AM
Buzz's Mullet laughs in the face of your mullet.

Eh...he's no Mike Gundy.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Get to Know the X
« Reply #42 on: March 30, 2017, 09:51:34 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on March 30, 2017, 08:26:51 AM
Eh...he's no Mike Gundy.

That is glorious.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #43 on: March 30, 2017, 09:55:15 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on March 30, 2017, 08:26:51 AM
Eh...he's no Mike Gundy.

Thats a MAN!
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« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2017, 02:09:57 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 30, 2017, 09:51:34 AM


It’s gotta be the hair, Cotton. It’s beautiful. Feathered and layered. You just don’t see it much these days.
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« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2017, 02:27:53 PM »
Bag Boy/Cashier/Stocker and temporary Floor Buffer Machine Operator at the Big Bear Grocery Store in Monkeytown.  15 at the time so I rode my Schwinn 12-speed to work after school. 

1975 Chevy Nova.  No air but a solid AM Radio.  In fact, my Schwinn 12-speed had better AC.

A young Russian exchange student, Svetlana Rotchacokov, in the back seat of that Chevy Nova.
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Re: Get to Know the X
« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2017, 02:50:02 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 31, 2017, 02:27:53 PM
Bag Boy/Cashier/Stocker and temporary Floor Buffer Machine Operator at the Big Bear Grocery Store in Monkeytown.  15 at the time so I rode my Schwinn 12-speed to work after school. 

1975 Chevy Nova.  No air but a solid AM Radio.  In fact, my Schwinn 12-speed had better AC.

A young Russian exchange student, Svetlana Rotchacokov, in the back seat of that Chevy Nova.

Snags for the win. Busting out some Casey Kasem top 40 and welcoming immigrants to our great country. What a guy.
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Re: Get to Know the X
« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2017, 02:58:25 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 31, 2017, 02:27:53 PM
Bag Boy/Cashier/Stocker and temporary Floor Buffer Machine Operator at the Big Bear Grocery Store in Monkeytown.  15 at the time so I rode my Schwinn 12-speed to work after school. 

1975 Chevy Nova.  No air but a solid AM Radio.  In fact, my Schwinn 12-speed had better AC.

A young Russian exchange student, Svetlana Rotchacokov, in the back seat of that Chevy Nova.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154510974468295&set=a.432158543294.218292.711703294&type=3&theater
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #48 on: March 31, 2017, 03:04:46 PM »
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« Reply #49 on: March 31, 2017, 03:13:38 PM »
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« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2017, 03:30:39 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 31, 2017, 03:04:46 PM

У нее горячая задница

что ей?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Get to Know the X
« Reply #51 on: March 31, 2017, 03:36:02 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 31, 2017, 03:30:39 PM
что ей?

Вфддфы Цфк Уфпду кгдуы
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« Reply #52 on: March 31, 2017, 04:21:12 PM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #53 on: March 31, 2017, 04:51:20 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 31, 2017, 03:36:02 PM
Вфддфы Цфк Уфпду кгдуы

Я чертовски тебя ненавижу
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« Reply #54 on: March 31, 2017, 05:07:05 PM »
Quote from: ysekpextke on March 31, 2017, 04:51:20 PM
Я чертовски тебя ненавижу

Some things even transcend the language barrier.
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« Reply #55 on: April 03, 2017, 10:34:52 AM »
Worked at my Grandfathers moving company in the summer.

1985 GMC Jimmy

My 14th B'day when I got home from school, one of the girls on the volleyball team was at my house (my older brother was the manager for the girls volleyball team) changing.  I walked in my room and she was there in her birthday suit. 
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« Reply #56 on: April 03, 2017, 10:55:37 AM »
Quote from: bgreene on April 03, 2017, 10:34:52 AM
Worked at my Grandfathers moving company in the summer.

1985 GMC Jimmy

My 14th B'day when I got home from school, one of the girls on the volleyball team was at my house (my older brother was the manager for the girls volleyball team) changing.  I walked in my room and she was there in her birthday suit.

Rape doesn't count.
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« Reply #57 on: April 03, 2017, 11:40:46 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2017, 10:55:37 AM
Rape doesn't count.

You can't rape the willing
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« Reply #58 on: April 03, 2017, 11:42:49 AM »
Quote from: bgreene on April 03, 2017, 11:40:46 AM
You can't rape the willing

Oh please, you know you resisted a little.   
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