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[GH2001]

Draw a disability check for ADHD

1981 Chevy truck

My sister.

Hope you cleared up prowler hacking your acct this morning.

[Kaos]

Hauling hay. Walked behind the truck throwing bales, stepping on rattlesnakes and then taking it all to the barn to unload and stack it. On the same day I started that I got a job writing sports and a weekly personality profile for the hometown newspaper. I was barely 16 and my career of never having fewer than two jobs began.

65 mustang.  Drove a few of dad's terrible clunkers (68 falcon, 71 LTD, 74 olds) before I bought my own car with my own money. The mush pony.  I drove it like a mad bastard. Invented drifting while Vin Diesel was still in diapers.  Loved that car.  Would never have sold it.  Was stolen in 1987. Never saw it again.

Beth.  Oh my.  I was a non-descript junior.  Played baseball and made good grades. She was a senior and everything.  Majorette,  dated the starting QB from the class ahead of her.  Rich. Drove a brand new white Z28.  Unlikely pair. But we had chemistry together. And there was some. We talked for hours on the phone. Started meeting at her cabin at the lake.  There's a great story I don't have time to tell now. It involves nunchucks and seven fights with the QB and our expanding gangs. But I lost her.  So did he.  That was 35 years ago.  If she called me tomorrow? I'd go where ever she was.

[Godfather]

There's a great story I don't have time to tell now. It involves nunchucks and seven fights with the QB and our expanding gangs. But I lost her.  So did he.  That was 35 years ago.  If she called me tomorrow? I'd go where ever she was.

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!

[Kaos]

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!

I'm gonna write that story one day.  It's a good one. 

[Godfather]

16 years old Construction Runner, ran permits to the building departments.

91 Pontiac Firebird.

I married her.

[Saniflush]

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!

SHARKS MUTHERFUCKA!

[Godfather]

I'm gonna write that story one day.  It's a good one.

I too hated those Puerto Rican Sharks!

[GH2001]

Hauling hay. Walked behind the truck throwing bales, stepping on rattlesnakes and then taking it all to the barn to unload and stack it. On the same day I started that I got a job writing sports and a weekly personality profile for the hometown newspaper. I was barely 16 and my career of never having fewer than two jobs began.

65 mustang.  Drove a few of dad's terrible clunkers (68 falcon, 71 LTD, 74 olds) before I bought my own car with my own money. The mush pony.  I drove it like a mad bastard. Invented drifting while Vin Diesel was still in diapers.  Loved that car.  Would never have sold it.  Was stolen in 1987. Never saw it again.

Beth.  Oh my.  I was a non-descript junior.  Played baseball and made good grades. She was a senior and everything.  Majorette,  dated the starting QB from the class ahead of her.  Rich. Drove a brand new white Z28.  Unlikely pair. But we had chemistry together. And there was some. We talked for hours on the phone. Started meeting at her cabin at the lake.  There's a great story I don't have time to tell now. It involves nunchucks and seven fights with the QB and our expanding gangs. But I lost her.  So did he.  That was 35 years ago.  If she called me tomorrow? I'd go where ever she was.

Nunchuck skills. Computer hacking skills. Chicks like guys with skills.

[wesfau2]

Hauling hay. Walked behind the truck throwing bales, stepping on rattlesnakes and then taking it all to the barn to unload and stack it. On the same day I started that I got a job writing sports and a weekly personality profile for the hometown newspaper. I was barely 16 and my career of never having fewer than two jobs began.

65 mustang.  Drove a few of dad's terrible clunkers (68 falcon, 71 LTD, 74 olds) before I bought my own car with my own money. The mush pony.  I drove it like a mad bastard. Invented drifting while Vin Diesel was still in diapers.  Loved that car.  Would never have sold it.  Was stolen in 1987. Never saw it again.

Beth.  Oh my.  I was a non-descript junior.  Played baseball and made good grades. She was a senior and everything.  Majorette,  dated the starting QB from the class ahead of her.  Rich. Drove a brand new white Z28.  Unlikely pair. But we had chemistry together. And there was some. We talked for hours on the phone. Started meeting at her cabin at the lake.  There's a great story I don't have time to tell now. It involves nunchucks and seven fights with the QB and our expanding gangs. But I lost her.  So did he.  That was 35 years ago.  If she called me tomorrow? I'd go where ever she was.

Beth...it all makes so much sense now.

[Buzz Killington]

16 years old Construction Runner, ran permits to the building departments.

91 Pontiac Firebird.

I married her.

Does your wife know about this?

[Token]

Hope you cleared up prowler hacking your acct this morning.

I felt obligated to answer in that fashion.

Srsly tho....

Carrying shingles for roofers
1987 Camaro that I wish I still owned
10th grade sweetheart. 

[dallaswareagle]

Just curious about our collective genesis.  What was your first job, car and sexual experience?  Qualify em if you feel you must:

Dishwasher at Indian Bayou Country Club
'87 BMW 325
A. Harbin...junior year she actually pursued me and took my flower.

Paper Boy at 12 years old on a very keen bike.
Volkswagen, it was a beater, friends called it the grey gobbler cause it pretty much ran over everything.
14, Girl down the street who was much more knowledgeable about such things than I was.  Prolly best 5.2 seconds she ever had. 

[Godfather]

General construction fetcher the summer I turned 15.  Spent the first week carrying two bundles of shingles at a time up 110 stairs.  The second week carrying the same bundles up a rickety aluminum ladder to the guys on the roof.

1985 Firebird Formula.  Looked like Tarzan, drove like Jane.  It had a racing tires and air shocks, but only a 305 under the hood with a 2-barrel carb.  Looked good at the redlights, but bad getting blown away by almost every other car.

Jennifer ___________, my senior year of High School.  She came over one day after school.  After a few minutes watching TV, she disappeared for a minute.  Called me back to the bedroom and was laying on my bed completely naked.  Best 15 seconds of my life to that point.

Got Damn!  Challenging Magic Motherfucking Johnson for the crown during that stretch.

Guys I was able to contact Buzz's Mom and she sent me some video she took of Buzz as a senior on the first day of School.

[Buzz Killington]

Knibb High Football rules!

[chityeah]

First work-Stocking groceries,pumping gas,changing tires at grandparents store in Sylacauga,Al. Job was busboy at Red Lobster in Montgomery. 76 Buick Le Sabre. Angie(I think) at the age of 14 in a tent on the banks of Lake Jordan in Slapout.

[bottomfeeder]

Construction Laborer for my stepfather's construction company at 14 y/o.

1966 VW Bug I had painted Gold Metallic Flake.

Pamela _______ , in the backseat of same VW Bug at 16 y/o.

[The non-qualifier would be the 16 y/o babysitter who tried to have sex with me when I was 11, I couldn't get it up. Missed opportunity.]

[Pell City Tiger]

Who the fuck knew we had Rick Motherfucking Springfield on the board?!?!

Rick Springfield wished he could have sported a mullet as luxurious and flowing as the mane I had back in the glory days. Between it and the whale shit green Datsun B210 I drove around town it was no great surprise why I was putting up All-Star stats with the femininas.

[wesfau2]

Rick Springfield wished he could have sported a mullet as luxurious and flowing as the mane I had back in the glory days. Between it and the whale shit green Datsun B210 I drove around town it was no great surprise why I was putting up All-Star stats with the femininas.

Cock of the walk, baby!

[GH2001]

Rick Springfield wished he could have sported a mullet as luxurious and flowing as the mane I had back in the glory days. Between it and the whale shit green Datsun B210 I drove around town it was no great surprise why I was putting up All-Star stats with the femininas.

This is why youre awesome chief.

[Godfather]

Rick Springfield wished he could have sported a mullet as luxurious and flowing as the mane I had back in the glory days. Between it and the whale shit green Datsun B210 I drove around town it was no great surprise why I was putting up All-Star stats with the femininas.

Buzz's Mullet laughs in the face of your mullet.