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[wesfau2]

Just curious about our collective genesis.  What was your first job, car and sexual experience?  Qualify em if you feel you must:

Dishwasher at Indian Bayou Country Club
'87 BMW 325
A. Harbin...junior year she actually pursued me and took my flower.

[The Six]

Cutting grass
'89 Chevy S10
JDW are...were her initials. Downtown in her apt. in Flotown. College love and heartbreak all in one.

[Pell City Tiger]

Bus boy at the Pell City Steakhouse my freshman year of high school. Always had coin in my pocket.

Lisa ____ was my first. She was my friend's girlfriend. He was too interested in his car and ignored her. I paid her some attention and she rewarded me with some trim. Garry and I do not speak to this day. I need to send him a bottle of hooch because that was a real dick move on my part.

[GH2001]

Bagging groceries a couple of weeks after i turned 16 at the local grocery store (no longer in business). The old man made me. Glad he did.

86 ford ranger - pos but it was mine. I had such little faith in it, that when i took it off to college, i walked or rode bike everywhere i could in auburn rather than drive.

couple of weeks before prom with the girl i took to prom - had to get some seat time before the big night. First major experience with a true feeling of "blue balls" which was ok since it didn't last long - she was good.

[WiregrassTiger]

Trailways Bus station (terrible job), 1965 Mustang, very little.

[wesfau2]

Bus boy at the Pell City Steakhouse my freshman year of high school. Always had coin in my pocket.

Lisa ____ was my first. She was my friend's girlfriend. He was too interested in his car and ignored her. I paid her some attention and she rewarded me with some trim. Garry and I do not speak to this day. I need to send him a bottle of hooch because that was a real dick move on my part.

Who the fuck knew we had Rick Motherfucking Springfield on the board?!?!

[wesfau2]

Trailways Bus station (terrible job), 1965 Mustang, very little.

Man, that first job sucking dick at the bus station warped you...dramatically.

[WiregrassTiger]

Man, that first job sucking dick at the bus station warped you...dramatically.

Actually, it was sniffing farts out of bus seats.

[WiregrassTiger]

Who the fuck knew we had Rick Motherfucking Springfield on the board?!?!

He didn't say it was Jessie's girl.

[Buzz Killington]

General construction fetcher the summer I turned 15.  Spent the first week carrying two bundles of shingles at a time up 110 stairs.  The second week carrying the same bundles up a rickety aluminum ladder to the guys on the roof.

1985 Firebird Formula.  Looked like Tarzan, drove like Jane.  It had a racing tires and air shocks, but only a 305 under the hood with a 2-barrel carb.  Looked good at the redlights, but bad getting blown away by almost every other car.

Jennifer ___________, my senior year of High School.  She came over one day after school.  After a few minutes watching TV, she disappeared for a minute.  Called me back to the bedroom and was laying on my bed completely naked.  Best 15 seconds of my life to that point.

[wesfau2]

General construction fetcher the summer I turned 15.  Spent the first week carrying two bundles of shingles at a time up 110 stairs.  The second week carrying the same bundles up a rickety aluminum ladder to the guys on the roof.

1985 Firebird Formula.  Looked like Tarzan, drove like Jane.  It had a racing tires and air shocks, but only a 305 under the hood with a 2-barrel carb.  Looked good at the redlights, but bad getting blown away by almost every other car.

Jennifer ___________, my senior year of High School.  She came over one day after school.  After a few minutes watching TV, she disappeared for a minute.  Called me back to the bedroom and was laying on my bed completely naked.  Best 15 seconds of my life to that point.

Got Damn!  Challenging Magic Motherfucking Johnson for the crown during that stretch.

[wesfau2]

He didn't say it was Jessie's girl.

That was implied obviously. 

[AUJarhead]

General construction fetcher the summer I turned 15.  Spent the first week carrying two bundles of shingles at a time up 110 stairs.  The second week carrying the same bundles up a rickety aluminum ladder to the guys on the roof.

1985 Firebird Formula.  Looked like Tarzan, drove like Jane.  It had a racing tires and air shocks, but only a 305 under the hood with a 2-barrel carb.  Looked good at the redlights, but bad getting blown away by almost every other car.

Jennifer ___________, my senior year of High School.  She came over one day after school.  After a few minutes watching TV, she disappeared for a minute.  Called me back to the bedroom and was laying on my bed completely naked.  Best 15 seconds of my life to that point.

And you call that the tractor story?

[Saniflush]

6 - beginning of summer hayfield help for the Warden.  I was driving the truck for square hay bales to be thrown onto.  Little did I know that my inmate status was only going to go down and I would only get one year of driving before I had to start raking the hay. 

Drove farm trucks till I graduated high school and then bought a 2 door Buick Regal.

Olivia ___________, 16 in the Summer between sophomore and Junior year.  Her house, her parents not home one Saturday afternoon.   Best 10-15 seconds of my life to that point.  Little did I know that once I put her on the road a month later I was going to hit a dry patch of no stank on the hang down for a year and a half.

[Buzz Killington]

And you call that the tractor story?

She does not have toe thumbs

[Token]

Draw a disability check for ADHD

1981 Chevy truck

My sister.

[Snaggletiger]

Draw a disability check for ADHD

1981 Chevy truck

My sister.

Blake Chortles

[AUJarhead]

Airline Skate Center - Started out as the guy handing out rental skates, and worked my way up to Floor Guard and Birthday Party Host, and that's when the real money started coming in.

1972 MGB

Stephanie, who later went onto become a Cheerleader at Southeastern Louisiana University (or SLU, all it needs is the T at the end).  Again, greatest 15 seconds of my life.

[Buzz Killington]

Draw a disability check for ADHD

1981 Chevy truck

My sister.

Boom!  That just happened.

[Godfather]

She does not have toe thumbs