Mid-week Doldrums

[wesfau2]

I've let go of the LSU loss.

Saturday is too far away to worry about Tennessee.

I am pretty sure I damaged my brain Saturday night with jagermeister.

What's a guy to do to entertain himself?

I'm open to suggestions, but not too open.

[AUTailgatingRules]

Well I just started drinking again, try it, you'll like it

[wesfau2]

Well I just started drinking again, try it, you'll like it

I am going to wait until tomorrow, when Chop arrives in town.  I did truly horrendous things to my body on Saturday night.

[Snaggletiger]

Yeah, the drinking thing.

Are there perhaps any gentlemen's clubs in your particular area?  If so, you may find that gracing that establishment with your presence would brighten an otherwise dreary day.  

[wesfau2]

Yeah, the drinking thing.

Are there perhaps any gentlemen's clubs in your particular area?  If so, you may find that gracing that establishment with your presence would brighten an otherwise dreary day.  

The only clubs around here aren't worth the money.

Let's redefine my criteria:

1) No booze (today); and
2) Something that won't ruin the odds for getting some stank on my hangdown tonight when I get home.

I realize that I've eliminated most of your suggestions, so I'm asking you to dig deep for my sake.

[AUTailgatingRules]

Shit... your pretty much down to renting a moped or hitting on a fat woman.  Good Luck

[wesfau2]

Shit... your pretty much down to renting a moped or hitting on a fat woman.  Good Luck

Each is equally as exciting as the other option.

[Townhallsavoy]

Have you been outside lately?  The weather is perfect.  Buy a Kayak or rent a canoe.  Do some outdoorsy shit.   

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

We'll have to find somewhere where we can get a few cold drinks, sit in the breeze, enjoy a great meal and chill.....   

[Ogre]

Why don't you try jerking off with a noose around your neck.

Make sure you have a spotter, though.  Better safe than sorry.

[Pell City Tiger]

Why don't you try jerking off with a noose around your neck.

Make sure you have a spotter, though.  Better safe than sorry.

Ropes tend to leave marks that give away perversion. I recommend using a plastic bag. It's safer and can be done without the need for a spotter.

[DnATL]

Are you staying in a hotel?  Why don't you grab a few extra travel-sized bottles of moisturizer off the housekeeping cart, put your hand in the shower cap, and check yourself for worms?  Or, were you waiting for Chopper to do that for you?

[Pell City Tiger]

Are you staying in a hotel?  Why don't you grab a few extra travel-sized bottles of moisturizer off the housekeeping cart, put your hand in the shower cap, and check yourself for worms?  Or, were you waiting for Chopper to do that for you?

Now that shit was funny!

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Are you staying in a hotel?  Why don't you grab a few extra travel-sized bottles of moisturizer off the housekeeping cart, put your hand in the shower cap, and check yourself for worms?  Or, were you waiting for Chopper to do that for you?

I'm just hoping he survives the visit from AWK and his "Sailor knot tying show".....   

[Saniflush]

Make sure you have a spotter, though.  Better safe than sorry.

OSHA has regulations.