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LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"

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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2008, 11:12:09 PM »
Some of you boys, would pass out if I flashed you. You would feel honored. Vomit all you want Kaos. I got more skills than you could ever dream up in a woman.
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2008, 11:53:02 PM »
Quote from: Blonde Tigress on September 15, 2008, 11:12:09 PM
Some of you boys, would pass out if I flashed you. You would feel honored. Vomit all you want Kaos. I got more skills than you could ever dream up in a woman.
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #42 on: September 16, 2008, 08:49:14 AM »
Quote from: Blonde Tigress on September 15, 2008, 11:12:09 PM
Some of you boys, would pass out if I flashed you. You would feel honored. Vomit all you want Kaos. I got more skills than you could ever dream up in a woman.

I can assure you that if I were so flashed, I would likely pass out. 

Being a gentleman and all, I'm just going to leave it at that. 
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #43 on: September 16, 2008, 03:42:56 PM »
Quote from: Ranger12 on September 15, 2008, 02:47:09 PM
Monica said she might flash her boobs if you get her drunk enough.
Does she drink whiskey? I'm bringing a lot of it down. Never been flashed by a chick drunk on whiskey.

Had a mexican hooker put my hand on her naked squirrel once at a bar in Tijuana. She was drinking tequilla and I was on my 5th or 6th Dos Equi. They give you a shot for every beer you buy down there. Great place. Anyway, I took one of my whiskey shots and poured it on my hand after I got it peeled off her cat. Pissed her off. She jabbered something in mexican at me and stormed off.
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #44 on: September 16, 2008, 03:45:33 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2008, 03:42:56 PM
Does she drink whiskey? I'm bringing a lot of it down. Never been flashed by a chick drunk on whiskey.

Had a mexican hooker put my hand on her naked squirrel once at a bar in Tijuana. She was drinking tequilla and I was on my 5th or 6th Dos Equi. They give you a shot for every beer you buy down there. Great place. Anyway, I took one of my whiskey shots and poured it on my hand after I got it peeled off her cat. Pissed her off. She jabbered something in mexican at me and stormed off.

You shoulda' have asked if you she would let you poop on her face?
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #45 on: September 16, 2008, 04:05:16 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2008, 03:45:33 PM
You shoulda' have asked if you she would let you poop on her face?
Maybe she knew about the puff of air.
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Re: LSU Game or "The Wench Makes a Pilgrimage to Mecca"
« Reply #46 on: September 16, 2008, 04:12:51 PM »
I felt bad for the horse
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