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« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2017, 09:47:59 AM »
Just curious.

Do you know a woman who desires a tongue lashing for her special star?

Takes a special kind of woman to request it repeatedly.

Don't know that I've encountered her.  Or maybe I suck at tossing salad?
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« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2017, 10:45:50 AM »
Takes a special kind of woman to request it repeatedly.

Don't know that I've encountered her.  Or maybe I suck at tossing salad?

It's never been so much of a request. Can't actually recall ever being asked to specifically do that. More like somehow that's happening and then there's a "oohhh, don't stop..." 

Then again I was married for a long time and it wasn't a part of the routine then. 
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« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2017, 10:50:52 AM »
It's never been so much of a request. Can't actually recall ever being asked to specifically do that. More like somehow that's happening and then there's a "oohhh, don't stop..." 


That's the usual scenario in my experience.
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« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2017, 12:15:12 PM »
It's never been so much of a request. Can't actually recall ever being asked to specifically do that. More like somehow that's happening and then there's a "oohhh, don't stop..." 

Then again I was married for a long time and it wasn't a part of the routine then.


That's why girlfriends were created. 
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« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2017, 12:22:28 PM »

That's why girlfriends were created.

Amazingly that was frowned upon. 
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« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2017, 12:23:43 PM »
Just curious.

Do you know a woman who desires a tongue lashing for her special star?

Nope. Late night youtube clip from Sex and the City. Insomnia posting this was.
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« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2017, 12:24:50 PM »
Amazingly that was frowned upon.

I found the getting caught part causing the most trouble.  :gig: :gig:
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« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2017, 12:26:05 PM »

That's why girlfriends were created.

They become wives. Much like kittens become cats.
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« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2017, 12:26:57 PM »
They become second wives. Much like kittens become cats.


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« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2017, 01:24:42 PM »
They become wives. Much like kittens become cats.
You mean they get fat.
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« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2017, 01:52:16 PM »
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« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2017, 02:48:03 PM »
Yes. Wives.
Kitten, cats, sacks,  wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
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Re: Would you...?
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2017, 02:55:47 PM »
You mean they get fat.

Just more to fuck.
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« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2017, 03:09:18 PM »
Kitten, cats, sacks,  wives. How many were going to St. Ives?

Real question: didn't the actor die recently?
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« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2017, 03:42:45 PM »
Real question: didn't the actor die recently?

No... Hans Gruber (played by the great Alan Rickman, original Die Hard) died last year.  Simon Gruber (played by Jeremy Irons, Die Hard with a Vengeance) who asked the riddle is still alive.
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« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2017, 04:32:22 PM »
No... Hans Gruber (played by the great Alan Rickman, original Die Hard) died last year.  Simon Gruber (played by Jeremy Irons, Die Hard with a Vengeance) who asked the riddle is still alive.

Wasn't he the latest version on Bruce Wayne's Man-bitch, Alfred? Or was he the guy that played the Wizard with no nose in the Harry Potters?
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« Reply #36 on: February 03, 2017, 08:09:55 AM »
I'm going to say no.
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« Reply #37 on: February 03, 2017, 08:13:58 AM »
No... Hans Gruber (played by the great Alan Rickman, original Die Hard) died last year.  Simon Gruber (played by Jeremy Irons, Die Hard with a Vengeance) who asked the riddle is still alive.

There we go.

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« Reply #38 on: February 03, 2017, 09:04:34 AM »
Wasn't he the latest version on Bruce Wayne's Man-bitch, Alfred? Or was he the guy that played the Wizard with no nose in the Harry Potters?
Yes Irons is playing Alfred in the new shitty BatAffleck films.  I don't know about Harry Potter, other than he's a wizard.
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« Reply #39 on: February 03, 2017, 08:00:05 PM »
Godfather had me at movie quotes and FaceTime.
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