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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2017, 06:34:24 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on February 06, 2017, 06:11:01 PM
Do you like Dicks?

Who doesn't?  I've loved Dick's for years.


Academy is a close second.
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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2017, 06:42:43 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 06, 2017, 06:34:24 PM
Who doesn't?  I've loved Dick's for years.


Academy is a close second.
Oh, I know that you love Dicks. I don't know about Kaos. Everyone knows you like them. A lot.
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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2017, 09:08:34 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 06, 2017, 06:34:24 PM
Who doesn't?  I've loved Dick's for years.


Academy is a close second.

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on February 06, 2017, 06:42:43 PM
Oh, I know that you love Dicks. I don't know about Kaos. Everyone knows you like them. A lot.

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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2017, 09:10:56 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on February 06, 2017, 06:42:43 PM
Oh, I know that you love Dicks. I don't know about Kaos. Everyone knows you like them. A lot.

Group hug in the shower tonight. Who's with me? 
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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2017, 09:20:45 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 06, 2017, 09:10:56 PM
Group hug in the shower tonight. Who's with me?
You wouldn't have to worry about getting Penn Stated with the squat to piss betas in this group, present company excluded of course. Half of them have to stick a finger up their ass and holler "SNAKE!" to make it come out and the others are too poor to afford the pills needed to get a semi.
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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2017, 10:34:24 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 06, 2017, 09:20:45 PM
You wouldn't have to worry about getting Penn Stated with the squat to piss betas in this group, present company excluded of course. Half of them have to stick a finger up their ass and holler "SNAKE!" to make it come out and the others are too poor to afford the pills needed to get a semi.
SNAKE!!!
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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2017, 08:46:17 AM »
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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2017, 09:09:16 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on February 06, 2017, 11:25:12 AM
So the 37-17 first down margin, 560-340 yardage margin and 2:1 time of possession margin had no bearing? Sorry but they spotted you a 21 point lead with a pick 6 included. To point back to one play after being given that is a bit UGAish. Simply put the Falcons D we saw most of the season was on display the 2nd half.

Do you not understand "turning point". Momentum changer. Beginner of shitfest. Start of downfall.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2017, 01:08:02 PM »
Did not get to post yesterday but the tears of the Falcon fans have been tasty and sweet!

Glad I swore those fuckers off after William Andrews got hurt. 
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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2017, 01:27:27 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 07, 2017, 01:08:02 PM
Did not get to post yesterday but the tears of the Falcon fans have been tasty and sweet!

Glad I swore those fuckers off after William Andrews got hurt.

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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2017, 01:30:32 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on February 07, 2017, 09:09:16 AM
Do you not understand "turning point". Momentum changer. Beginner of shitfest. Start of downfall.

Sorry dude but it takes more than one moment to erase a 25 point lead in one half. Total. Collapse. Your D sucked. End of story.
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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2017, 01:36:32 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 07, 2017, 01:08:02 PM
Falcon fans

Also see Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, Chupacabra.

People claim to have photos of these creatures but none can be verified.
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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2017, 01:40:23 PM »
There is an upside that most Atlanta fans have not realized but I have enjoyed pointing out.  They have not even hit the milestone for worst super bowl team yet.  They still have to overcome the Bills and the Viqueens for that title. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2017, 01:46:13 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 07, 2017, 01:40:23 PM
There is an upside that most Atlanta fans have not realized but I have enjoyed pointing out.  They have not even hit the milestone for worst super bowl team yet.  They still have to overcome the Bills and the Viqueens for that title.

Be sure to point out that the Saints and Bucs have rings.
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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2017, 01:51:21 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on February 07, 2017, 01:46:13 PM
Be sure to point out that the Saints and Bucs have rings.

Oh I have.  There is a new level of hate that flows behind their eyes.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2017, 02:24:37 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 07, 2017, 01:51:21 PM
Oh I have.  There is a new level of hate that flows behind their eyes.

Let's see here:

Rope?  Check

Handcuffs?  Check

Duct Tape?  Check

Chloroform?  Yep

Gasoline?  Check

Night Vision Goggles?  Got em'

Tarp?  Check

Map To Remote Granite Quarry?  Check

Plane Ticket to Costa Rica and Passport?  Coat Pocket


Oh I'm sorry, I was distracted.  What were you guys talking about.
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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2017, 02:27:39 PM »
Snaggs:  Hey Sani, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2017, 02:41:20 PM »
Nonsense, look at the tens of 1's in attendance for the Falcon's return after the Super Bowl loss:

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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2017, 02:42:15 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 07, 2017, 02:24:37 PM
Let's see here:

Rope?  Check

Handcuffs?  Check

Duct Tape?  Check

Chloroform?  Yep

Gasoline?  Check

Night Vision Goggles?  Got em'

Tarp?  Check

Map To Remote Granite Quarry?  Check

Plane Ticket to Costa Rica and Passport?  Coat Pocket


Oh I'm sorry, I was distracted.  What were you guys talking about.

Just don't touch his face.
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Re: Super Bowl
« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2017, 02:44:19 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on February 07, 2017, 02:41:20 PM
Nonsense, look at the tens of 1's in attendance for the Falcon's return after the Super Bowl loss:



Fake news.  Those are Trump protesters.
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