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Malzahn's big board:

Herb Hand
Tony Franklin
Steve Ensminger
Jeff Conaway
Denzel Washington
Wally Riggendorf
Kelly Anne Conway
Nick Crozier
A can of creamed corn
Lucy Van Pelt

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WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #110 on:** January 20, 2017, 09:17:44 PM »

Some of you wussy boys are real funny. Har dee har har.

You are either on the Gus bus or not a real Auburn man. That's the bottom line.

The only problem some of you would have with Denzel Washington is that he's black.

Kelly Anne is a proven winner.

And well, what red blooded American doesn't love a can of cream corn?

But srsly, I'm pulling for Ensminger if Jack Crowe can't get it.

djsimp · « **Reply #111 on:** January 20, 2017, 09:25:28 PM »

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2017/01/auburn_offensive_coordinator_s_4.html

AUChizad · « **Reply #112 on:** January 20, 2017, 10:21:50 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2017, 08:33:24 AM

Malzahn's big board:

Tony Franklin
Steve Ensminger
Jeff Conaway
Denzel Washington
Wally Riggendorf
Kelly Anne Conway
Nick Crozier
A can of creamed corn
Lucy Van Pelt

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #113 on:** January 20, 2017, 10:34:53 PM »

First off, nobody who has written anything for aldot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. or Bleacher Report or ESPN or any other media outlet, knows shit. Not a soul knows who has been interviewed, who is actually in consideration or who is on the long or short list. It's 100% speculation.

Having said that....my speculation is the same as it's been from the start. Malzahn was hired for his Offensive "Jeenyus". He is NOT going to hire anyone and turn it over to them to run their own offense. It may actually be presented that way but Gus Malzahn is ultimately not going to relinquish control of the offense. Best to name Herb Hand and move forward with CGM's offense and hope Stidham or White or Barrett are the right guys to run this offense and that they can stay healthy.

If they are and Gus doesn't go full tard, we can be pretty damn good next year. Play for the West.

djsimp · « **Reply #114 on:** January 20, 2017, 11:19:19 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 20, 2017, 10:34:53 PM

First off, nobody who has written anything for aldot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. or Bleacher Report or ESPN or any other media outlet, knows shit. Not a soul knows who has been interviewed, who is actually in consideration or who is on the long or short list. It's 100% speculation.

Having said that....my speculation is the same as it's been from the start. Malzahn was hired for his Offensive "Jeenyus". He is NOT going to hire anyone and turn it over to them to run their own offense. It may actually be presented that way but Gus Malzahn is ultimately not going to relinquish control of the offense. Best to name Herb Hand and move forward with CGM's offense and hope Stidham or White or Barrett are the right guys to run this offense and that they can stay healthy.

If they are and Gus doesn't go full tard, we can be pretty damn good next year. Play for the West.

Did you read that article? So apparently some in house pride scuffles going on with Malzahn and Jacobs/Board. I thought this shit was in the past with Jet-Gate? WTF. Not good. So Malzahn can't hire who he wants huh. Again, not good. Regardless, he was hired to do his job as a football coach and hire his own staff even if we don't like his choices. Im was good with Briles and that was what was suppose to happen from the get-go. Now, here were are lookn like fools and nobody wants to come to AU. No matter how you slice it, this looks Auburn look bad. Thanks to the stupid ass that leaked this, thank to al.imabamaballicker.cum and thank you Jay Jacobs for being a dumbass.

Now I think I know exactly why Kiffin posted that AU jet pic. Mfers. I need a drink.

The Six · « **Reply #115 on:** January 20, 2017, 11:30:44 PM »

Between Herb Hand or A Can of Creamed Corn, I gotta tell you all, I'm leaning heavily towards the corn especially if it's Del Monte.

jmar · « **Reply #116 on:** January 21, 2017, 07:57:38 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 20, 2017, 10:34:53 PM

First off, nobody who has written anything for aldot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. or Bleacher Report or ESPN or any other media outlet, knows shit. Not a soul knows who has been interviewed, who is actually in consideration or who is on the long or short list. It's 100% speculation.

Having said that....my speculation is the same as it's been from the start. Malzahn was hired for his Offensive "Jeenyus". He is NOT going to hire anyone and turn it over to them to run their own offense. It may actually be presented that way but Gus Malzahn is ultimately not going to relinquish control of the offense. Best to name Herb Hand and move forward with CGM's offense and hope Stidham or White or Barrett are the right guys to run this offense and that they can stay healthy.

If they are and Gus doesn't go full tard, we can be pretty damn good next year. Play for the West.

I think this could be the work of Georgia and Kirby Smart trying to persuade Gatewood to flip.

The two supposed separate stories might actually be linked is all I'm saying.

We weren't going to make a splash hire anyway because nobody that moves the needle is available, at least not within a reasonable salary range. i.e. Lincoln Riley.

So I'm not so sure this isn't an outside force trying to cast a pall of disharmony when there isn't any beyond that from our miserable finish and what we can see which is Malzahn and staff busting ass to close out strong in recruiting.

True or not the rumor has its effect in message and narrative and it would help to have at least a denial of sorts to put it to rest.

GH2001 · « **Reply #117 on:** January 21, 2017, 09:47:49 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 20, 2017, 10:34:53 PM

First off, nobody who has written anything for aldot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. or Bleacher Report or ESPN or any other media outlet, knows shit. Not a soul knows who has been interviewed, who is actually in consideration or who is on the long or short list. It's 100% speculation.

Having said that....my speculation is the same as it's been from the start. Malzahn was hired for his Offensive "Jeenyus". He is NOT going to hire anyone and turn it over to them to run their own offense. It may actually be presented that way but Gus Malzahn is ultimately not going to relinquish control of the offense. Best to name Herb Hand and move forward with CGM's offense and hope Stidham or White or Barrett are the right guys to run this offense and that they can stay healthy.

If they are and Gus doesn't go full tard, we can be pretty damn good next year. Play for the West.

It's actually not. I wish it was.

These things leak out to the beat writers and homers. And it trickles out to the big outlets from there. These guys also stay camped out at the dept and airport and see who comes and goes. I really wish all this stuff wasn't true but most of it is.

GH2001 · « **Reply #118 on:** January 21, 2017, 09:50:45 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on January 20, 2017, 11:19:19 PM

Did you read that article? So apparently some in house pride scuffles going on with Malzahn and Jacobs/Board. I thought this shit was in the past with Jet-Gate? WTF. Not good. So Malzahn can't hire who he wants huh. Again, not good. Regardless, he was hired to do his job as a football coach and hire his own staff even if we don't like his choices. Im was good with Briles and that was what was suppose to happen from the get-go. Now, here were are lookn like fools and nobody wants to come to AU. No matter how you slice it, this looks Auburn look bad. Thanks to the stupid ass that leaked this, thank to al.imabamaballicker.cum and thank you Jay Jacobs for being a dumbass.

Now I think I know exactly why Kiffin posted that AU jet pic. Mfers. I need a drink.

He's being told this because he's inept which goes back to the bigger issue in that he shouldn't have been the guy we hired in the first place. We're in a hard place now. Tell him what to do because he obviously has no clue or let him keep the clown show up. Either way it's bad. And it's because he's the wrong guy in charge.

Kaos · « **Reply #119 on:** January 21, 2017, 10:05:45 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on January 21, 2017, 09:50:45 AM

He's being told this because he's inept which goes back to the bigger issue in that he shouldn't have been the guy we hired in the first place. We're in a hard place now. Tell him what to do because he obviously has no clue or let him keep the clown show up. Either way it's bad. And it's because he's the wrong guy in charge.

But who is the bigger clown? Jay "I blocked for Bo Jackson, what church does this guy you want to hire go to" Jacobs or Gus "this is my first real job" malzahn?

They are equally unqualified. Jacobs meddles more than any AD I've ever seen.