It's because you took that thug first overall.
Surprised the shit out of me. Last time I checked I had the #4/7 pick.
Logged on and...SHAZZAM! First pick.
In any other league, I'd have taken Antonio Brown first and let the chips fall. In a league full of Auburn fans, I'm taking the point master Cammy Cam first.
Drafted Cam a tad early there sexy.
Fuck you.
Having the first pick helps pookie.
Fuck you, too.
unless you pick Cam.
And, double fuck you.
So, fantasy football gurus...you all would have passed on the reigning MVP who put up 3837 for 35 TDs and 636 rushing for 10 TDs? Remember...he's getting his #1 receiver back this year.
Liars. The lot of you.