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Handicap Stall
« on: December 27, 2016, 09:44:47 AM »
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Re: Handicap Stall
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2016, 10:05:15 AM »


This actually happened to me at a Wal Mart in Thomasville.  Somewhere on this or a prior board is that story. 

Took the handicapped stall because there wasn't any other option and I was on the verge of a blowout.  Wheelchair dude rolls in and slams on the door.  "You better be disabled..."   I did not stagger out like a spastic.  I just hid in there for a really long time hoping I could sneak out without being seen. 
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Re: Handicap Stall
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2016, 10:05:56 AM »
 *snicker*
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Re: Handicap Stall
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2016, 10:16:16 AM »
I thought this was the George Michael commemoratory thread.
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Re: Handicap Stall
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2016, 10:22:28 AM »
I thought this was the George Michael commemoratory thread.

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Re: Handicap Stall
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2016, 10:38:56 AM »
I thought this was the George Michael commemoratory thread.

Nah, he's never gonna dance again.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Handicap Stall
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2016, 12:53:49 AM »
This actually happened to me at a Wal Mart in Thomasville.  Somewhere on this or a prior board is that story. 

Took the handicapped stall because there wasn't any other option and I was on the verge of a blowout.  Wheelchair dude rolls in and slams on the door.  "You better be disabled..."   I did not stagger out like a spastic.  I just hid in there for a really long time hoping I could sneak out without being seen.


Don't ever apologize in that situation. If they were all full, it's perfectly fine to use it.
If one of them yelled at me, I would have told him it as the only one left. If he still yelled, I would have told his rude ass to bite me.


You cannot get a fine for s[size=78%]hitting in the disabled stall.[/size]
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