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Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!

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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #60 on: February 03, 2017, 07:53:45 PM »
Bowl results?
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #61 on: February 03, 2017, 08:21:17 PM »
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #62 on: February 03, 2017, 08:50:11 PM »
There were bowl games?

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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #63 on: February 03, 2017, 09:09:03 PM »
Bowl results?

You know it's one of us who won. If it were a new friend, that shit would have been posted weeks ago.
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #64 on: February 04, 2017, 12:07:23 AM »
It's okay to take a little longer.  I've been trying to work in a little more humble verbage to my 3-peat speech. It's very hard to do.
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #65 on: February 16, 2017, 02:38:56 PM »
Alright. This is the 97th day I have gone out there and the totals are not there. Just take a few glassfulls out of my winnings and get this done!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #66 on: March 01, 2017, 09:27:13 AM »
Just checked.

Still no tally, whacker!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #67 on: March 01, 2017, 09:40:05 AM »
Congrats!  You can use either restroom now.
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #68 on: March 01, 2017, 09:45:10 AM »
Just checked.

Still no tally, whacker!

I think it's terrible what they do to you guys.  They make you believe that you're better than you really are.
Then they pull the rug out from under you.  The cruelest thing that they can give guys like you.....is hope.
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #69 on: March 01, 2017, 11:13:27 AM »
Its all about the comma...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #70 on: March 11, 2017, 04:49:40 PM »
 :facepalm:
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #71 on: March 11, 2017, 05:13:16 PM »
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #72 on: March 13, 2017, 10:54:56 AM »
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #73 on: March 14, 2017, 03:04:42 PM »
Come help me bus tables.
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #74 on: March 14, 2017, 03:49:01 PM »
Come help me bus tables.


Jumbo, I'm having a party this weekend. How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #75 on: March 14, 2017, 03:56:16 PM »
Come help me bus tables.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #76 on: March 14, 2017, 04:12:29 PM »
Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy who went to heaven?
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #77 on: March 14, 2017, 04:53:04 PM »
Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #78 on: March 14, 2017, 07:49:05 PM »
I'm going to put it right on the line. There's been a lot of complaints already. Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. If you guys want to get fired. If you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up.
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Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
« Reply #79 on: March 14, 2017, 11:25:37 PM »
I bet your were something before electricity.
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