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Sean At 100%?
« on: December 15, 2016, 12:02:45 PM »
The dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. quotes Gus sounding like White is good to go.  But then, it is Gus talking.  They also have a piece up saying Pettway is looking good.  I've said from the start, get those two back at or near 100% and we have a good shot at OU.  If not, it could get ugly.


Sean White took part in Auburn's first practice since the Iron Bowl.

The Tigers signal caller missed the final two games of the regular season due to a shoulder injury he suffered against Ole Miss and aggravated in the loss at Georgia.

"Sean practiced the whole time and looked to me like he was 100 percent," Auburn coach Gus Malzahn said on Wednesday. "He's ready to go. He did everything those other quarterbacks did and didn't miss a beat. That's encouraging."

Malzahn left White's status open-ended after the Iron Bowl, but just a day later was confident the signal caller would be back for the Sugar Bowl.

White completed 65.2 percent of his passes this year with 1,644 passing yards, nine touchdowns and three interceptions to go with 148 yards and two scores on the ground.

White will have a chance to take aim at an Oklahoma secondary that ranked among the nation's worst against the pass this season.

"Defensively, they do a very solid job," Malzahn said. "They know their system very well. What they do, they do very well."
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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2016, 12:14:58 PM »
"Sean practiced the whole time and looked to me like he was 100 percent," Auburn coach Gus Malzahn said on Wednesday. "He's ready to go. He did everything those other quarterbacks did and didn't miss a beat. That's encouraging."
So, he fumbled and threw it to the defenders a lot?  OMGEE!!!
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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2016, 01:42:02 PM »
So, he fumbled and threw it to the defenders a lot?  OMGEE!!!
He successfully led the offense on many consecutive 3 and out drives.
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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2016, 12:44:25 PM »
I was told that the word around campus was that White hurt his shoulder in a bar fight and he was suspended the first half of the Vandy game for smoking the weed.  Guess he was reading Duke's playbook instead of Gus's
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Re: Sean At 100%?
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2016, 01:13:54 PM »
I was told that the word around campus was that White hurt his shoulder in a bar fight and he was suspended the first half of the Vandy game for smoking the weed.  Guess he was reading Duke's playbook instead of Gus's
That word is wrong.
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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2016, 01:34:49 PM »
Actually, he hurt it playing Drunk Midget Bowling.  Then he grew a beard.
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« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2016, 01:40:33 PM »
I was told that the word around campus was that White hurt his shoulder in a bar fight and he was suspended the first half of the Vandy game for smoking the weed.  Guess he was reading Duke's playbook instead of Gus's
Ya see what you're doing wrong?!  Never throw a punch with your throwing hand.
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« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2016, 03:33:07 PM »
The dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. say Stanton Truitt is back at full speed.  Marcus Davis is also good to go.  So, with the exception of Devaroe Lawrence being out for the last game, we should be pretty much at full skrength for OU. 
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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2016, 03:36:37 PM »
The dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. say Stanton Truitt is back at full speed.  Marcus Davis is also good to go.  So, with the exception of Devaroe Lawrence being out for the last game, we should be pretty much at full skrength for OU.
Unless we aren't
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Re: Sean At 100%?
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2016, 03:47:13 PM »
The dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. say Stanton Truitt is back at full speed.  Marcus Davis is also good to go.  So, with the exception of Devaroe Lawrence being out for the last game, we should be pretty much at full skrength for OU.


 Great, more dropping balls by a senior!
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« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2016, 03:59:59 PM »
Unless we aren't

Well then there's that.  A little breakdown of the teams statistically.

Oklahoma is one of the top scoring teams in the nation putting up almost 47 points per game.  Baker Mayfield has thrown for a shit ton of yards with 38 TD's and 8 INT's.  They also have a 1,000 yard rusher in Joe Mixon and another back with a little over 900.  Sandwich Praline or some shit.  However:

Defensively, they're as sucky as their offense is not sucky.  They're 87th in overall D, giving up 30 points per game. 

Auburn, on the other hand, puts up 450 yards and 32 points per game.  But on D, despite giving up 30 to the Tahd, they still rank 20th in overall defense, giving up 348 yards and 15.6 points per game.

I'm not saying this to sugarcoat it or slap on a coat of orange and blue Sherwin-Williams. But it can't be pointed out enough that our offensive stats against at least 3 of our opponents were greatly affected by injuries and coaching full-tardedness.  Clemson and Georgia fo 100% sho.  I'm not claiming we would have beaten Bama, but Sean, Kamryn and Stanton at full speed would have made that a hell of a lot more competitive.  If we're at full skrength for OU, the only wild card is whether or not Malzahn believes he can beat them running his offense.  If he doesn't, we'll get more whirlybird, Notre Dame Box bullshit and lose by 20+.
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Re: Sean At 100%?
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2016, 04:06:02 PM »
Why do you hate Chandler Cox?
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Re: Sean At 100%?
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2016, 04:31:02 PM »
Why do you hate Chandler Cox?

Because Jalen Harris is easily the best whirlybird passer on the team.  I'm just tired of Malzahn playing favorites all the time.
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Re: Sean At 100%?
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2016, 07:17:12 PM »
Well then there's that.  A little breakdown of the teams statistically.

Oklahoma is one of the top scoring teams in the nation putting up almost 47 points per game.  Baker Mayfield has thrown for a shit ton of yards with 38 TD's and 8 INT's.  They also have a 1,000 yard rusher in Joe Mixon and another back with a little over 900.  Sandwich Praline or some shit.  However:

Defensively, they're as sucky as their offense is not sucky.  They're 87th in overall D, giving up 30 points per game. 

Auburn, on the other hand, puts up 450 yards and 32 points per game.  But on D, despite giving up 30 to the Tahd, they still rank 20th in overall defense, giving up 348 yards and 15.6 points per game.

I'm not saying this to sugarcoat it or slap on a coat of orange and blue Sherwin-Williams. But it can't be pointed out enough that our offensive stats against at least 3 of our opponents were greatly affected by injuries and coaching full-tardedness.  Clemson and Georgia fo 100% sho.  I'm not claiming we would have beaten Bama, but Sean, Kamryn and Stanton at full speed would have made that a hell of a lot more competitive.  If we're at full skrength for OU, the only wild card is whether or not Malzahn believes he can beat them running his offense.  If he doesn't, we'll get more whirlybird, Notre Dame Box bullshit and lose by 20+.

Mixon and Westbrook have DV probs, no?  Are they still playing?

Mayfield and Perine are enough to give me dyspepsia, it would be nice if the Spooners were short-handed a bit.

This game (as did, apparently, our entire season) hinges on our QB play.  I trust the WOTS that says SW is dunzo.  If so, we are fuck'dzo.

Imma still have fun in NO.
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