Corching Carrot Sale

[Buzz Killington]

Maybe it was Scarb but I read somewhere that no one wanted to work for Saban in a coordinator capacity anymore. I believe that.

You just shut your dirty, whorish mouth!  Coordinators and recruits alike would crawl through broken glass just to get the chance to kiss the feet of 'lil Hitler.

[AUJarhead]

You just shut your dirty, whorish mouth!  Coordinators and recruits alike would crawl through broken glass just to get the chance to kiss the feet of 'lil Hitler.

Wait, Saban = Trump?

[Snaggletiger]

One quick observation here.  Sark leaving for the NFL is being painted in every possible light, mostly negative.  Problems between he and Lord Saybinz.  Saybinz didn't want him anyway.  Sark used Saybinz. 

Personally, I can't find one fuck to give about their relationship.

But, I think what we in the South don't really seem to grasp is that college football is king....here in the South.  You get outside the confines of War Eagle/Row Tahd, Hobby Lobby and The Big Bowl of Cheetos, the NFL is the big dog.  By a long shot.  For many in the corching profession, making it in the NFL is the dream, the pinnacle of success.  Again, don't give two flippity fricks what went on between LS and Sark.  But, it may be as simple as the NFL came calling on a west coast guy and he jumped at the chance.

[wesfau2]

One quick observation here.  Sark leaving for the NFL is being painted in every possible light, mostly negative.  Problems between he and Lord Saybinz.  Saybinz didn't want him anyway.  Sark used Saybinz. 

Personally, I can't find one fuck to give about their relationship.

But, I think what we in the South don't really seem to grasp is that college football is king....here in the South.  You get outside the confines of War Eagle/Row Tahd, Hobby Lobby and The Big Bowl of Cheetos, the NFL is the big dog.  By a long shot.  For many in the corching profession, making it in the NFL is the dream, the pinnacle of success.  Again, don't give two flippity fricks what went on between LS and Sark.  But, it may be as simple as the NFL came calling on a west coast guy and he jumped at the chance.

Agreed...

But why is it taking so long to find a suitable replacement?

[Godfather]

One quick observation here.  Sark leaving for the NFL is being painted in every possible light, mostly negative.  Problems between he and Lord Saybinz.  Saybinz didn't want him anyway.  Sark used Saybinz. 

Personally, I can't find one fuck to give about their relationship.

But, I think what we in the South don't really seem to grasp is that college football is king....here in the South.  You get outside the confines of War Eagle/Row Tahd, Hobby Lobby and The Big Bowl of Cheetos, the NFL is the big dog.  By a long shot.  For many in the corching profession, making it in the NFL is the dream, the pinnacle of success.  Again, don't give two flippity fricks what went on between LS and Sark.  But, it may be as simple as the NFL came calling on a west coast guy and he jumped at the chance.

Normally I'd agree but again ...Falcons?

[Buzz Killington]

Agreed...

But why is it taking so long to find a suitable replacement?

I heard that the AD and Coach Saban are at odds about which direction the offense should be moving in.  Saban wants someone he's familiar with, but the AD wants a nationwide search to find what he feels is the best candidate possible.

[djsimp]

I heard that the AD and Coach Saban are at odds about which direction the offense should be moving in.  Saban wants someone he's familiar with, but the AD wants a nationwide search to find what he feels is the best candidate possible.

Not that it would happen, but I would laugh until I puked if Saban plucked Briles away from Kiffin.

[wesfau2]

I heard that the AD and Coach Saban are at odds about which direction the offense should be moving in.  Saban wants someone he's familiar with, but the AD wants a nationwide search to find what he feels is the best candidate possible.

Interesting.

Is Saban simply not winning enough to suit the AD?  Why in a great golden fuck would you mess with that guy's "process?"  Let him do his thing and collect your checks.

This is the new AD, right?  Saban will have his balls for breakfast ultimately.

[GH2001]

Normally I'd agree but again ...Falcons?

I predict bitches will get cut soon.

[Snaggletiger]

Interesting.

Is Saban simply not winning enough to suit the AD?  Why in a great golden fuck would you mess with that guy's "process?"  Let him do his thing and collect your checks.

This is the new AD, right?  Saban will have his balls for breakfast ultimately.

The whiff!

[Snaggletiger]

I predict bitches will get cut soon.

I would have responded but I was busy looking over the Dolphins playoff record to find out the last time they won a playoff game.  It's taking a while.  I'm up to 15 years and counting.  Anyone got a quick reference sheet I could borrow?

[jmar]

Maybe it was Scarb but I read somewhere that no one wanted to work for Saban in a coordinator capacity anymore. I believe that.

Chip Kelly is in secret talks as we speak.
I just spoke to you.

[AUJarhead]

I would have responded but I was busy looking over the Dolphins playoff record to find out the last time they won a playoff game.  It's taking a while.  I'm up to 15 years and counting.  Anyone got a quick reference sheet I could borrow?

Hey did you know that the last Superbowl ring the Cowboys won can legally drink now?

[Godfather]

I would have responded but I was busy looking over the Dolphins playoff record to find out the last time they won a playoff game.  It's taking a while.  I'm up to 15 years and counting.  Anyone got a quick reference sheet I could borrow?

I forget how many Championships the Falcons have?

[Snaggletiger]

I forget.  Were you alive the last time the Dolphins won?  The league was down anyway.  Most players were in Vietnam.

[dallaswareagle]

Hey did you know that the last Superbowl ring the Cowboys won can legally drink now?

The date of their last Super Bowl win, Tony Romo was getting hurt in Jr High.

[AUJarhead]

[djsimp]

Soooo, we are saying Falcons vs Dolphins for LII?

[dallaswareagle]

Soooo, we are saying Falcons vs Dolphins for LII?

Shiiiiit, even I could afford tickets to that.

[GH2001]

Hey did you know that the last Superbowl ring the Cowboys won can legally drink now?

When the Falcons get one the team charter will be eligible for aarp.