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Corching Carrot Sale

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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #60 on: December 16, 2016, 07:29:52 PM »
Wow.  Saban just gave the keys to noted booze-hound Steve Sarkisian.

Has Nicky turned a new leaf?  He's now rehabbing wayward coaches? 
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« Reply #61 on: December 16, 2016, 07:42:51 PM »
Wow.  Saban just gave the keys to noted booze-hound Steve Sarkisian.

Has Nicky turned a new leaf?  He's now rehabbing wayward coaches?

He's only going to call what Nicky tells him to anyway. 
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #62 on: December 17, 2016, 12:07:23 AM »
Something weird about this. Saban just doesn't do this kind of shit. Either Sark has gone a full 180 or sumpn nasty is brewing.
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« Reply #63 on: December 17, 2016, 05:12:36 AM »
Nothing nasty is brewing besides the fact that Bama will continue to dominate for the foreseeable future.
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« Reply #64 on: December 17, 2016, 08:42:14 AM »
Something weird about this. Saban just doesn't do this kind of shit. Either Sark has gone a full 180 or sumpn nasty is brewing.

Yes he does.

"Defensive lineman Jonathan Taylor enrolled at Alabama, six months after Georgia dismissed him following an arrest on charges of assaulting his girlfriend."

Here's to the Sark hire having equal success.   :bar:
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« Reply #65 on: December 17, 2016, 10:54:50 AM »
Yes he does.

"Defensive lineman Jonathan Taylor enrolled at Alabama, six months after Georgia dismissed him following an arrest on charges of assaulting his girlfriend."

Here's to the Sark hire having equal success.   :bar:

I was referring to his hiring of coaches.
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« Reply #66 on: December 17, 2016, 12:51:13 PM »
Something weird about this. Saban just doesn't do this kind of shit. Either Sark has gone a full 180 or sumpn nasty is brewing.
Saban bought low, the same way he did with Kiffin.  I don't think Sark's phone was ringing much after the USC fiasco, and Saban gives 0 fucks about what the media thinks.  This was planned from the minute Sark was hired as an analyst IMO.  Saban knew that Kiffin had ran the course, and Sark was a built in replacement.
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #67 on: December 17, 2016, 01:20:00 PM »
Saban bought low, the same way he did with Kiffin.  I don't think Sark's phone was ringing much after the USC fiasco, and Saban gives 0 fucks about what the media thinks.  This was planned from the minute Sark was hired as an analyst IMO.  Saban knew that Kiffin had ran the course, and Sark was a built in replacement.

All I'm saying is that it's well known Sark has had problems with the drankn. Just surprised Saban trust the situation if Sark hasn't made a turn around.
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« Reply #68 on: December 17, 2016, 02:12:54 PM »
All I'm saying is that it's well known Sark has had problems with the drankn. Just surprised Saban trust the situation if Sark hasn't made a turn around.
Pretty sure Sark is on a double top secret probation
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« Reply #69 on: December 19, 2016, 07:59:41 AM »
To Sark!
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« Reply #70 on: December 21, 2016, 08:43:20 AM »
Pretty sure Sark is on a double top secret probation

I didn't know there was such a thing
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« Reply #71 on: December 21, 2016, 08:57:48 AM »
I didn't know there was such a thing

Well, we are not going to sit here and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America.
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« Reply #72 on: December 22, 2016, 12:50:10 AM »
All I'm saying is that it's well known Sark has had problems with the drankn. Just surprised Saban trust the situation if Sark hasn't made a turn around.
Saban has healing powers.
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #73 on: December 22, 2016, 10:11:41 AM »
Saban has healing powers.
You should stick to this kind of schtick   :bugs:
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #74 on: December 23, 2016, 12:35:43 AM »
Pretty sure Sark is on a double top secret probation

Well weepin' creepin' dear 8 lb baby jesus, can a man not drink too much and do something completely stupid and ridiculous without losing his job anymore?  what in the hell is world coming too?  Next thing you know, you won't be allowed to go into the flop and look at nekkid girls just because you're too drunk to walk and you're wearing your sunglasses at night for some stupid reason.  I'm not sure life is going to be worth living at that point.  I think this calls for a suicide pact,  you guys work out the details.... 
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #75 on: December 25, 2016, 10:29:19 PM »
I think this calls for a suicide pact
Or a cartwheel
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #76 on: February 14, 2017, 08:20:01 AM »
Read on ITAT/Scout that bama currently has 3 open coaching positions.

Deliberate interview/vetting process or dearth of viable candidates?
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« Reply #77 on: February 14, 2017, 08:31:35 AM »
Read on ITAT/Scout that bama currently has 3 open coaching positions.

Deliberate interview/vetting process or dearth of viable candidates?
So, they only have 154 coarches on staff now.  How will they cope?
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« Reply #78 on: February 14, 2017, 08:58:46 AM »
So, they only have 154 coarches on staff now.  How will they cope?

Analysts.  Analysts. 
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #79 on: February 14, 2017, 09:18:28 AM »
Read on ITAT/Scout that bama currently has 3 open coaching positions.

Deliberate interview/vetting process or dearth of viable candidates?

Maybe it was Scarb but I read somewhere that no one wanted to work for Saban in a coordinator capacity anymore. I believe that.
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