Corching Carrot Sale

[djsimp]

What?

 

[jmar]

So glad he's leaving. Nobody respects him but the fucker has their talent laden offense rolling for all of three quarters, far better than they had previously and it's not even with the type of QB he generally works with.

Blow me if you disagree.

[Snaggletiger]

So glad he's leaving. Nobody respects him but the fucker has their talent laden offense rolling for all of three quarters, far better than they had previously and it's not even with the type of QB he generally works with.

Blow me if you disagree.

I ain't blowing no man.  Well, unless I'm drunk, desperate and need the money.  Otherwise, I don't roll that way.  But I disagree...sort of. 

Unfortunately, Bama has been unbelievably consistent on offense, no matter who is running the show or is under center.  They picked it up slightly under Coach Freshwater.  Yards per game and points:

2010:  444  36
2011:  420  35
2012:  445  39
2013:  454  30
2014:  484  37
2015:  427  35
2016:  471  40

[dallaswareagle]

I ain't blowing no man.  Well, unless I'm drunk, desperate and need the money.  Otherwise, I don't roll that way.  But I disagree...sort of. 

Unfortunately, Bama has been unbelievably consistent on offense, no matter who is running the show or is under center.  They picked it up slightly under Coach Freshwater.  Yards per game and points:

2010:  444  36
2011:  420  35
2012:  445  39
2013:  454  30
2014:  484  37
2015:  427  35
2016:  471  40

I be there wasn't one whirlybird play in those 7 years. 

[Kaos]

I be there wasn't one whirlybird play in those 7 years. 

Kiffin whirlybirded his ass back to Bama.

Houston hired (according to al.com) "Former Alabama OC"  Minor Applecart. 

[djsimp]

You obviously aren't in the know and don't know.

BOOM#!! DropMic

Sit down.

 

[WiregrassTiger]

Dude, you can hardly blame me for not believing you when the Prowler's skreets  is saying otherwise. I mean how often is he....well, never mind.

[WiregrassTiger]

I be there wasn't one whirlybird play in those 7 years. 

I be there was at least one.

 

[dallaswareagle]

I be there was at least one.

 

#Shitty typist.

[The Prowler]

Dude, you can hardly blame me for not believing you when the Prowler's skreets  is saying otherwise. I mean how often is he....well, never mind.

Wasn't coming from my skreets, it was coming from USA Today & tweeted by USA Today's college football reporter, Dan Walken.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/aac/2016/12/08/lane-kiffin-hired-houston-cougars/95128236/

Also notice I didn't put WOTS in my previous post.

[WiregrassTiger]

Wasn't coming from my skreets, it was coming from USA Today & tweeted by USA Today's college football reporter, Dan Walken.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/aac/2016/12/08/lane-kiffin-hired-houston-cougars/95128236/

Also notice I didn't put WOTS in my previous post.

Eureka! So, now, we know the code.

When you post WOTS, that means it's from one of your super secret inside sources and you obviously can't divulge much.

Makes perfect sense! Thanks for all you do.

[GH2001]

Eureka! So, now, we know the code.

When you post WOTS, that means it's from one of your super secret inside sources and you obviously can't divulge much.

Makes perfect sense! Thanks for all you do.

He is right. Skreets are NOT USA today.

His skreets are usually more from rivals message boards and Au fan favorite honk Brian Matthews. Prowler has since upgraded from Phillip Marshall. You heard it hear first.

[Buzz Killington]

Looks like Kiffin's Krimson Korner will be no more.

http://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/reports-alabama-offensive-coordinator-lane-kiffin-to-become-fau-coach/

[bottomfeeder]

http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/alabama-crimson-tide-fau-florida-atlantic-owls-hired-head-coaching-job-121216

He's an owl.

Then there's this. Former disgraced USC coach. Like the process, this is a pattern only saban could get away with.

http://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/sarkisian-among-candidates-to-replace-kiffin-as-alabama-offensive-coordinator/

[Snaggletiger]

http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/alabama-crimson-tide-fau-florida-atlantic-owls-hired-head-coaching-job-121216

He's an owl.

Then there's this. Former disgraced USC coach. Like the process, this is a pattern only saban could get away with.

http://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/sarkisian-among-candidates-to-replace-kiffin-as-alabama-offensive-coordinator/

I don't know, BF.  The dude likes/liked to get hammered.  People change.  Unless they don't.  Saban has had Sark in the program for a little while and I imagine he's got an idea whether or not the guy has got his shit together.  If he doesn't, he'll be processed.  It's all about the process.

[Buzz Killington]

I don't know, BF.  The dude likes/liked to get hammered.  People change.  Unless they don't.  Saban has had Sark in the program for a little while and I imagine he's got an idea whether or not the guy has got his shoot together.  If he doesn't, he'll be processed.  It's all about the process.

Look...the guy doesn't need to be plastered all over the news for one eleventy transgressions, aight.  I just hope he's not hammered by the media if he gets the job.  This team could smash all kind of records with Sark heading up the offense.   

[The Six]

So Facebook's fake ass news feed tried to tell me Jim Harbaugh was a "serious candidate" for the LA Rams job now that Fish is floating topside.

Yeah, right. Keep dreaming.

[Snaggletiger]

So Facebook's fake ass news feed tried to tell me Jim Harbaugh was a "serious candidate" for the LA Rams job now that Fish is floating topside.

Yeah, right. Keep dreaming.

Dude is making $7 mil per and is beloved at one of the most tradition rich schools in all of college foosballz.  Jumping to the suck ass Rams?  Puh-leeeeeease!

[bottomfeeder]

Dude is making $7 mil per and is beloved at one of the most tradition rich schools in all of college foosballz.  Jumping to the suck ass Rams?  Puh-leeeeeease!

Though the list is short even SPUAT has a few traditions like the "Million Dollar Band".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Alabama_traditions

Meh

[GH2001]

So Facebook's fake ass news feed tried to tell me Jim Harbaugh was a "serious candidate" for the LA Rams job now that Fish is floating topside.

Yeah, right. Keep dreaming.

I can probably find this out for you. I imagine les is busy today though. So not sure.