Absolutely Laughable

Dude is an offensive savant. He was in a no-name, no-profile, low-dollar job at Bama. Saban got huge talent in essentially a GA position. That's wise.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #71 on:** December 11, 2016, 09:35:15 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on December 11, 2016, 09:14:38 PM

Dude is an offensive savant. He was in a no-name, no-profile, low-dollar job at Bama. Saban got huge talent in essentially a GA position. That's wise.

$35K per. We pay our secretaries more.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #72 on:** December 11, 2016, 09:49:16 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 11, 2016, 09:35:15 PM

$35K per. We pay our secretaries more.

I'd ask if you are hiring, but you snub me enough when you sneak onto the beach without notice. Bastard.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #73 on:** December 11, 2016, 09:59:39 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on December 11, 2016, 09:49:16 PM

I'd ask if you are hiring, but you snub me enough when you sneak onto the beach without notice. Bastard.

I don't need your manly awesomness next to me. I get intimidated easily.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #74 on:** December 11, 2016, 10:09:51 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on December 11, 2016, 09:49:16 PM

I'd ask if you are hiring, but you snub me enough when you sneak onto the beach without notice. Bastard.

Only when he's going to the gay beach.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #75 on:** December 11, 2016, 10:22:36 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 11, 2016, 09:59:39 PM

I don't need your manly awesomness next to me. I get intimidated easily.

Your boy Freud nailed it:

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on December 11, 2016, 10:09:51 PM

Only when he's going to the gay beach.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #76 on:** December 11, 2016, 10:32:52 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on December 11, 2016, 10:22:36 PM

Your boy Freud nailed it:

Not following. I rock on a gay beach. Some toss it, and leave it. But I pull up quick to retrieve it.

So fellas, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-SNAGS-A-LOT
And kick them nasty thoughts.

Godfather · « **Reply #77 on:** December 12, 2016, 11:53:36 AM »

Kiffin to FAU

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #78 on:** December 12, 2016, 01:07:43 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on December 12, 2016, 11:53:36 AM

Kiffin to FAU

Yep, I reported that a couple of hours ago on my radio show.

No shit, I got to co-host a sports talk show this morning. A buddy of mine is doing a talk show and his partner got sick, so he asked me to sit in. I was imparting Snagalicious 411 on the Wiregrass. That was a freakin' blast. They announced Kiffin to FAU just as we went on the air.

While we were talking about it, I said I had never understood the Kiffin to LSU talk. Lateral move, same division, get your eyes beat out every year by your former boss. Just then, one of the ladies that works there comes in the door and hands me a note that says, "Because the LSU co-eds are much sluttier".

I giggled audibly.

Godfather · « **Reply #79 on:** December 12, 2016, 01:24:59 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 12, 2016, 01:07:43 PM

Yep, I reported that a couple of hours ago on my radio show.

No shit, I got to co-host a sports talk show this morning. A buddy of mine is doing a talk show and his partner got sick, so he asked me to sit in. I was imparting Snagalicious 411 on the Wiregrass. That was a freakin' blast. They announced Kiffin to FAU just as we went on the air.

While we were talking about it, I said I had never understood the Kiffin to LSU talk. Lateral move, same division, get your eyes beat out every year by your former boss. Just then, one of the ladies that works there comes in the door and hands me a note that says, "Because the LSU co-eds are much sluttier".

I giggled audibly.

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