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« Reply #80 on: December 12, 2016, 01:54:20 PM »
Yep, I reported that a couple of hours ago on my radio show.

No shit, I got to co-host a sports talk show this morning.  A buddy of mine is doing a talk show and his partner got sick, so he asked me to sit in.  I was imparting Snagalicious 411 on the Wiregrass.  That was a freakin' blast.  They announced Kiffin to FAU just as we went on the air. 

While we were talking about it, I said I had never understood the Kiffin to LSU talk.  Lateral move, same division, get your eyes beat out every year by your former boss.  Just then, one of the ladies that works there comes in the door and hands me a note that says, "Because the LSU co-eds are much sluttier". 

I giggled audibly.
First of all, a podcast isn't a radio show. And secondy, you'll never be a Phil Paramore.
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« Reply #81 on: December 12, 2016, 03:01:33 PM »
Yep, I reported that a couple of hours ago on my radio show.

No shit, I got to co-host a sports talk show this morning.  A buddy of mine is doing a talk show and his partner got sick, so he asked me to sit in.  I was imparting Snagalicious 411 on the Wiregrass.  That was a freakin' blast.  They announced Kiffin to FAU just as we went on the air. 

While we were talking about it, I said I had never understood the Kiffin to LSU talk.  Lateral move, same division, get your eyes beat out every year by your former boss.  Just then, one of the ladies that works there comes in the door and hands me a note that says, "Because the LSU co-eds are much sluttier". 

I giggled audibly.
A Podcast more popular than Six's...imagine that.
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Re: Absolutely Laughable
« Reply #82 on: December 12, 2016, 04:11:45 PM »
First of all, a podcast isn't a radio show. And secondy, you'll never be a Phil Paramore.

First of all, it's close. And secondy, you just shut up.
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« Reply #83 on: December 12, 2016, 04:17:40 PM »
Phil Paramore wishes he was Snaggs.
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« Reply #84 on: December 12, 2016, 04:21:17 PM »
Phil Paramore wishes he was Snaggs.

Paramore wears Snags Underoos. 
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Re: Absolutely Laughable
« Reply #85 on: December 12, 2016, 05:07:50 PM »
A Podcast more popular than Six's...imagine that.

Uh oh trubble
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Re: Absolutely Laughable
« Reply #86 on: December 12, 2016, 10:49:11 PM »
Uh oh trubble

Dude, I almost killed myself twice in the last 18 months. My work life is a wreck. My personal life is hurdling towards disaster. So if you think I give half a fuck what that sawed off loud mouthed asshole claims to know about me and the 7 years I've been doing that hobby, you gotta another think coming.
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« Reply #87 on: December 12, 2016, 10:54:59 PM »
Dude, I almost killed myself twice in the last 18 months. My work life is a wreck. My personal life is hurdling towards disaster. So if you think I give half a fuck what that sawed off loud mouthed asshole claims to know about me and the 7 years I've been doing that hobby, you gotta another think coming.

What does Judas Priest have to do with any of this?
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Re: Absolutely Laughable
« Reply #88 on: December 12, 2016, 11:29:33 PM »
Dude, I almost killed myself twice in the last 18 months. My work life is a wreck. My personal life is hurdling towards disaster. So if you think I give half a fuck what that sawed off loud mouthed asshole claims to know about me and the 7 years I've been doing that hobby, you gotta another think coming.
Dude? I can't believe that you'd call the Prowler a loud mouth.
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Re: Absolutely Laughable
« Reply #89 on: December 13, 2016, 12:21:01 AM »
Dude, I almost killed myself twice in the last 18 months. My work life is a wreck. My personal life is hurdling towards disaster. So if you think I give half a fuck what that sawed off loud mouthed asshole claims to know about me and the 7 years I've been doing that hobby, you gotta another think coming.

Is it "think" or "thing" you have coming? 
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Re: Absolutely Laughable
« Reply #90 on: December 13, 2016, 01:40:11 AM »
Is it "think" or "thing" you have coming?

Thing = Judas Priest

Think = pretty sure I've heard that in several movies.



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Re: Absolutely Laughable
« Reply #91 on: December 13, 2016, 02:19:39 AM »
The world needs ditch diggers too.
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« Reply #92 on: December 13, 2016, 04:24:12 AM »
The world needs ditch diggers too.
The world needs to pay $20 an hour then with paid benefits, holidays, maternity leave and after school care.
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Re: Absolutely Laughable
« Reply #93 on: December 13, 2016, 09:01:10 AM »
The world needs to pay $20 an hour then with paid benefits, holidays, maternity leave and after school care.

Then the world hopes Bernie Sanders lives forever.
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« Reply #94 on: December 13, 2016, 09:22:33 AM »
Then the world Prowler hopes Bernie Sanders lives forever.

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Re: Absolutely Laughable
« Reply #95 on: December 13, 2016, 10:14:27 AM »
Dude, I almost killed myself twice in the last 18 months. My work life is a wreck. My personal life is hurdling towards disaster. So if you think I give half a fuck what that sawed off loud mouthed asshole claims to know about me and the 7 years I've been doing that hobby, you gotta another think coming.

Sawed off loud mothed asshole. Prowler resembles that remark!
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« Reply #96 on: December 13, 2016, 11:10:16 AM »
:popcorn:
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« Reply #97 on: December 13, 2016, 12:57:58 PM »
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Re: Absolutely Laughable
« Reply #98 on: December 13, 2016, 03:16:18 PM »
Sounds like someone needs to go to their safe space.

Oh btw, there's nothing about me that's "sawed off".
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Re: Absolutely Laughable
« Reply #99 on: December 13, 2016, 03:47:43 PM »
btw, there's nothing about me that's "sawed off".
Nothing except for a couple of digits from the IQ.

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