Iron Bowl

Bring in Art Briles, sign his former QB that's in JUCO right now Jarrett Stidman, move JF3 to slot receiver, have a badass offense that puts a lot of points on the board.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #107 on:** November 26, 2016, 11:52:30 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on November 26, 2016, 11:32:09 PM

Bring in Art Briles, sign his former QB that's in JUCO right now Jarrett Stidman, move JF3 to slot receiver, have a badass offense that puts a lot of points on the board.

Won't work. Gus is skeered. If he thinks he is overmatched, he'll do what he did today and what he did against Clemson and so many others.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #108 on:** November 27, 2016, 12:19:54 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on November 26, 2016, 11:31:37 PM

Is it a call about rape?

I like rape

The Prowler · « **Reply #109 on:** November 27, 2016, 12:32:52 AM »

After Vanderbilt beat Tennessee, the announcers said that the Sugar Bowl officials could pick Auburn, if they remain higher ranked.

GH2001 · « **Reply #110 on:** November 27, 2016, 08:46:37 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on November 27, 2016, 12:32:52 AM

After Vanderbilt beat Tennessee, the announcers said that the Sugar Bowl officials could pick Auburn, if they remain higher ranked.

Arky, ga, ole miss, Aggie, tenn, fla - at least we're not all alone here. Seems to be a case of last man standing. And fla will lose another one.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #111 on:** November 27, 2016, 09:34:52 AM »

I'm so confused. Who the fuck is calling our plays? The person that called the Clemson, A&M and Bama games was not the same person that called the remainder of games we played. In the majority of the games (ostensibly after Gus gave up the playcalling...after making a big fucking stink about taking the playcalling BACK OVER during the offseason) we had an identity and personnel consistency that put the offense in positions to win games. You could lay the play charts for the 3 outlier games side-by-side-by-side and I'll guarandamntee you that they are nearly interchangeable. It's like a fingerprint and the person to whom that smelly, rotten-crotch zombie finger belongs should never be allowed to call plays for anyone at anytime anywhere. Ever.

The Gushlee umbilical needs to be cut. Rhett is the creepy 7 year old who still breast feeds. He may be the brains behind the operation, but as long as he's here we'll never truly know who is responsible for the offensive play calling. Does it matter? Not really, the results wind up the same anyway, but if there is an identifiable problem (hypothetically: Rhett sucks chafed camel taint but Gus is covering for him because of their relationship) perhaps we could fix it.

The injuries at inopportune times were a handicap for sure, but this season was lost by the offensive coaches. Every loss was completely avoidable this season. If they don't take the gameplan for the 2016 Auburn/OMiss game and study it morning, noon, night and at every fucking deuce-dropping, then they are proving that they refuse to analyze past results and learn from them. We've seen that they certainly refuse to acknowledge the total failure of the "turnstile QB with FB Wildcat whirly-bird" playbook.

All of that said, we're probably going to the Sugar Bowl...so we got that going for us...which is nice.

Also: Gus should have to give Kevin Steele half of his salary for this season.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #112 on:** November 27, 2016, 10:25:19 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on November 27, 2016, 09:34:52 AM

I'm so confused. Who the fuck is calling our plays? The person that called the Clemson, A&M and Bama games was not the same person that called the remainder of games we played. In the majority of the games (ostensibly after Gus gave up the playcalling...after making a big fucking stink about taking the playcalling BACK OVER during the offseason) we had an identity and personnel consistency that put the offense in positions to win games. You could lay the play charts for the 3 outlier games side-by-side-by-side and I'll guarandamntee you that they are nearly interchangeable. It's like a fingerprint and the person to whom that smelly, rotten-crotch zombie finger belongs should never be allowed to call plays for anyone at anytime anywhere. Ever.

The Gushlee umbilical needs to be cut. Rhett is the creepy 7 year old who still breast feeds. He may be the brains behind the operation, but as long as he's here we'll never truly know who is responsible for the offensive play calling. Does it matter? Not really, the results wind up the same anyway, but if there is an identifiable problem (hypothetically: Rhett sucks chafed camel taint but Gus is covering for him because of their relationship) perhaps we could fix it.

The injuries at inopportune times were a handicap for sure, but this season was lost by the offensive coaches. Every loss was completely avoidable this season. If they don't take the gameplan for the 2016 Auburn/OMiss game and study it morning, noon, night and at every fucking deuce-dropping, then they are proving that they refuse to analyze past results and learn from them. We've seen that they certainly refuse to acknowledge the total failure of the "turnstile QB with FB Wildcat whirly-bird" playbook.

All of that said, we're probably going to the Sugar Bowl...so we got that going for us...which is nice.

Also: Gus should have to give Kevin Steele half of his salary for this season.

It's been the recurring theme in virtually every loss under Malzahn. Not just this year, but in his entire career. I texted a couple of peeps after the second series and just said we have zero chance today. Why? Because it was painfully obvious that the offensive game plan consisted of shitting the bed and fucking ourselves, not necessarily in that order. It's not going to change.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #113 on:** November 27, 2016, 10:58:40 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2016, 10:25:19 AM

It's been the recurring theme in virtually every loss under Malzahn. Not just this year, but in his entire career. I texted a couple of peeps after the second series and just said we have zero chance today. Why? Because it was painfully obvious that the offensive game plan consisted of shitting the bed and fucking ourselves, not necessarily in that order. It's not going to change.

Agreed. And I would be willing to bet that the fucking ourselves is more on Gus than it is on Rhett. But either way, I agree with Wes that we need a new O-Coord so we will know for sure.

The Prowler · « **Reply #114 on:** November 27, 2016, 03:08:24 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on November 27, 2016, 08:46:37 AM

Arky, ga, ole miss, Aggie, tenn, fla - at least we're not all alone here. Seems to be a case of last man standing. And fla will lose another one.

Ole Miss isn't bowl eligible, unless their APR gets them in.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #115 on:** November 27, 2016, 08:46:48 PM »

What I thought I saw last night was Gus meddling too much in the offense. Just before the first Chandler Cox pass attempt was going to happen, Gus gets scared and sprints down the sideline to call a timeout just before the ball is snapped and a WR was wide ass open in the end zone for Cox to throw/toss/punt/behind the back heave to for a TD. That knee jerk did two things detrimental to the offense. 1. It kept them from scoring a TD on that play and really being in the game. 2. It showed their hand to the point that the next time they actually ran it, the WR was covered.

That timeout was the point that I knew the reigns had not really been handed over to the boy wonder.

GH2001 · « **Reply #116 on:** November 27, 2016, 11:13:31 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on November 27, 2016, 03:08:24 PM

Ole Miss isn't bowl eligible, unless their APR gets them in.

Exactly. Just one less team. Everyone around us or right behind us is falling too.

GH2001 · « **Reply #117 on:** November 27, 2016, 11:16:14 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on November 27, 2016, 10:58:40 AM

Agreed. And I would be willing to bet that the fucking ourselves is more on Gus than it is on Rhett. But either way, I agree with Wes that we need a new O-Coord so we will know for sure.

1. Would it matter? If this is truly gus, wouldn't he just f it up again? Meddling is meddling no?

2. Hypothetically say he gets briles. On paper it's a home run. But what about the media shitstorm, what will go through players' parents heads and what other coaches will say? We can say we don't care what they think or say, but it matters. It could devastate recruiting.

The Prowler · « **Reply #118 on:** November 28, 2016, 01:57:16 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on November 27, 2016, 11:13:31 PM

Exactly. Just one less team. Everyone around us or right behind us is falling too.

Yup, once bama beats UF, every team besides them will be 8-4 or worse.

The Prowler · « **Reply #119 on:** November 28, 2016, 02:09:45 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on November 27, 2016, 11:16:14 PM

2. Hypothetically say he gets briles. On paper it's a home run. But what about the media shitstorm, what will go through players' parents heads and what other coaches will say? We can say we don't care what they think or say, but it matters. It could devastate recruiting.

The players would be happy...they'd get to rape the shit outta the women at the #6 dance.