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Drain the Swamp

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Re: Drain the Swamp
« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2016, 03:22:48 PM »
Work on some things. Take it day to day. Just trying to get better. It's been a good week of practice. The guys are doing what they need to do. Alabama a&m def has our attention.

Damn you, Gus.  Hacking someone's account is illegal.  I'm calling GH right now and letting him know what you've done.
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Re: Drain the Swamp
« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2016, 05:03:31 PM »
Our coaches have two plans on offense.

Plan A.

When that fails they go to the second plan.

Plan Ahh Screw It.

Destined to be chained to a consistent 8-4 (at best) if we keep this up going forward.

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Re: Drain the Swamp
« Reply #42 on: November 15, 2016, 02:43:12 AM »
Our coaches have two plans on offense.

Plan A.

When that fails they go to the second plan.

Plan Ahh Screw It.

Destined to be chained to a consistent 8-4 (at best) if we keep this up going forward.

Like LSU with Les(s)?
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Re: Drain the Swamp
« Reply #43 on: November 15, 2016, 08:56:33 AM »
Like LSU with Les(s)?

Yeah except our AD is never gonna fire him start of a season. What am I saying? He's never gonna fire him at all! Maybe Malzahn can learn how to coach in the SEC after 10 or 15 years.

We'll probably all be dead from the cancer the Jacobs-O-Tron is giving us though.

Or Trump protestors will kill us.
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Re: Drain the Swamp
« Reply #44 on: November 15, 2016, 10:18:19 PM »

That was my caveat when I said "find a backup for White"!


But then they have screwed up every other "perfect for this system" QB so far!




Still no info on Queen. Is he pretty much done?
WOTS...Yes, Queen is done.
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Re: Drain the Swamp
« Reply #45 on: November 15, 2016, 10:42:56 PM »
Our coaches have two plans on offense.

Plan A.

When that fails they go to the second plan.

Plan Ahh Screw It.

Destined to be chained to a consistent 8-4 (at best) if we keep this up going forward.
Yup, two plans.

The first plan fails, they move to the second one...which is the nearly same as the first plan, except it adds in the whirlybird play.
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"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Drain the Swamp
« Reply #46 on: November 16, 2016, 12:05:52 AM »
Yup, two plans.

The first plan fails, they move to the second one...which is the nearly same as the first plan, except it adds in the whirlybird play.

Hey that shoot worked for Chand Cox in high school...so makes sense our high school coach would try it.

I can see it now. We are going to go into the Ironless Bowl running the same shoot plan we ran against Clemson. Unlike there, we will get straight up murdered.

Truthfully, I think Plan A is currently #3 on the depth chart at QB. Plan B has been playing most of the year and his arm is made out of the same rubber bands Chris Todd's was. So unless Dr. McCoy is swinging through town to save some spotted owls and turbo zaps SW13 Burn One's arm and heals it, we furked.
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Re: Drain the Swamp
« Reply #47 on: November 16, 2016, 02:39:00 AM »
Montgomery Advertiser writer named Stevens gave his version of the failures in recruitment of QBs less than two days ago. Even shows a tweet by Lamar Jackson once he got the word that Auburn was interested and who Auburn chose instead.

I couldn't pull the link up (maybe someone will) and don't necessarily believe it all in fact as in most cases the truth is somewhere in-between. Not really the type of QB Petrino would normally recruit right?

TIMING!
And toward the end Steven's mentions Jake Bentley as a miss as if it were a foregone conclusion that he would follow his mercenary consultant father to AU where they were about 5 deep at that time. Then mysteriously Muschamp bolts with Dad in tow to USCe where the AD claims Boom was always his first choice.

Long article but worth a look.

My question is: Why recruit a pro-style passer when your team and recent success is built as a power spread team?
« Last Edit: November 16, 2016, 02:40:58 AM by jmar »
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Re: Drain the Swamp
« Reply #48 on: November 16, 2016, 04:05:11 AM »
Montgomery Advertiser writer named Stevens gave his version of the failures in recruitment of QBs less than two days ago. Even shows a tweet by Lamar Jackson once he got the word that Auburn was interested and who Auburn chose instead.

I couldn't pull the link up (maybe someone will) and don't necessarily believe it all in fact as in most cases the truth is somewhere in-between. Not really the type of QB Petrino would normally recruit right?

TIMING!
And toward the end Steven's mentions Jake Bentley as a miss as if it were a foregone conclusion that he would follow his mercenary consultant father to AU where they were about 5 deep at that time. Then mysteriously Muschamp bolts with Dad in tow to USCe where the AD claims Boom was always his first choice.

Long article but worth a look.

My question is: Why recruit a pro-style passer when your team and recent success is built as a power spread team?
Lamar Jackson made the correct choice. If he would've signed with Auburn he'd need atleast two years in the Malzahn/Lashlee system of teaching the QBs how to hurry up and run the next play, and reading the pictonary cards on the sidelines...that's it.
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Re: Drain the Swamp
« Reply #49 on: November 16, 2016, 04:33:41 AM »
Lamar Jackson made the correct choice. If he would've signed with Auburn he'd need atleast two years in the Malzahn/Lashlee system of teaching the QBs how to hurry up and run the next play, and reading the pictonary cards on the sidelines...that's it.
Yeah well the writer indicated that Jackson was a 3* recruit. No mention of his reading level.
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Re: Drain the Swamp
« Reply #50 on: November 16, 2016, 09:37:39 AM »
Yeah well the writer indicated that Jackson was a 3* recruit. No mention of his reading level.

He, Jameis, and Nick Marshall would give a Closed Caption writer a mental breakdown.
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Re: Drain the Swamp
« Reply #51 on: November 16, 2016, 10:32:50 AM »
He, Jameis, and Nick Marshall would give a Closed Caption writer a mental breakdown.
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Re: Drain the Swamp
« Reply #52 on: November 16, 2016, 11:34:38 AM »
Would it be acceptable to blow up a picture of Petrino'd head and bring it to the game Saturday?
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Re: Drain the Swamp
« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2016, 03:52:03 PM »
Lamar Jackson made the correct choice. If he would've signed with Auburn he'd need atleast two years in the Malzahn/Lashlee system of teaching the QBs how to hurry up and run the next play, and reading the pictonary cards on the sidelines...that's it.

Sadly this is true
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