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You Have Got To Be Kidding Me

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You Have Got To Be Kidding Me
« on: September 11, 2008, 04:42:24 PM »
Who are these people?

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Re: You Have Got To Be Kidding Me
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2008, 04:49:06 PM »
Three things come to mind:

1.  Those people collectively smell like a sasquatch's ballsack.

2.  There is enough pubic hair in that group to sew an afghan.

3.  Every one of those hippie's is voting for Obama.
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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2008, 04:57:37 PM »
They wonder why we don't take them serious. 

Yeah...  We definitely have a problem here.  Hippies... :clap:

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Re: You Have Got To Be Kidding Me
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2008, 05:38:40 PM »
Three things come to mind:

1.  Those people collectively smell like a sasquatch's ballsack.

2.  There is enough pubic hair in that group to sew an afghan.

3.  Every one of those hippie's is voting for Obama.

THAT SHIT WAS REALLY FUNNY TO ME!!!  Good thing I did not have a a sip of this Mountain Dew before I read that!
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2008, 06:06:12 PM »
Three things come to mind:

1.  Those people collectively smell like a sasquatch's ballsack.

2.  There is enough pubic hair in that group to sew an afghan.

3.  Every one of those hippie's is voting for Obama.

I laughed out loud :thumbsup:
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2008, 06:23:04 PM »
They remind me of the river guides we had at a sales meeting in LaJitas Texas.  We were going canoeing down the Rio Grande and were picked up by 2 big vans with about 8 total guides.  About half way to the entry spot we started smelling the foulest smell I have ever smelled.  It got so bad we were hanging our noses out the vents on the side windows.  The smell was coming from 2 of our female guides who it turns out come to south Texas every year and camp out in tents for the summer.  When and if (and I mean if) they bathe, they do it in the nasty Rio Grande.  We still talk about the smell to this day.
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2008, 09:26:07 AM »
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Re: You Have Got To Be Kidding Me
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2008, 05:47:49 PM »
Who are these people?


I wonder what old growth woods in North Carolina they were supposedly in?  Probably some "college-know-it-all hippies" around Appalachian State; they have an infestation of those around Boone, NC...there are some in Asheville too.

Obviously not real North Carolinians...
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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2008, 01:16:31 PM »
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