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Aging Pussy
« on: October 31, 2016, 01:01:00 PM »
Happy Birthday Chizad.

Enjoy your food stamp birthday cake.
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2016, 01:03:55 PM »
Happy Birthday. May the Twitter kills be many.
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2016, 01:22:12 PM »
Happy birthday you long haired hippy type pinko
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2016, 01:52:57 PM »
May you battle the twatters with all your might, seeking truth, justice and the millennial way.  Have a good one.
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2016, 01:54:01 PM »
Happy birthday! Get a haircut, you damn filthy hippie!
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2016, 01:55:52 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2016, 01:56:51 PM »
You and I have had our differences. And obviously, you've been afraid to come to an xgate the last few years, for fear of my leaving pop knots on that noggin.

But, I am happy that you like me so much now. And I really hope you have a nice, homosexual and racist birthday.
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2016, 02:00:45 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on October 31, 2016, 01:56:51 PM
You and I have had our differences. And obviously, you've been afraid to come to an xgate the last few years, for fear of my leaving pop knots on that noggin.

But, I am happy that you like me so much now. And I really hope you have a nice, homosexual and racist birthday.

"Pop knots".... :classic:
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2016, 02:24:19 PM »
I thought NHOP was having a special on their over 50 pern videos.

Oh well, Happy Birthday Chizad!
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2016, 02:26:06 PM »
Chad, did you get the trump sticker I sent you for your Prius? For your bday we all chipped in and got you a back stage pass to smoke a doob with Gary Johnson on election night.
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2016, 04:27:49 PM »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2016, 12:55:26 AM »
typical millennial...heartfelt birthday wishes given with no thank you in return. suppose we needed to do more...
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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2016, 07:14:11 AM »
Quote from: chinook on November 01, 2016, 12:55:26 AM
typical millennial...heartfelt birthday wishes given with no thank you in return. suppose we needed to do more...

He was busy battling.  He's the head of the Twitteratti.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2016, 08:05:30 AM »
We are done, Chizzy. Do you hear me? DONE. I waited all day for my Like and stayed up late.

Just wait. If I ever see you at an xgate buddy. Just you wait.
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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2016, 08:57:01 AM »
Quote from: chinook on November 01, 2016, 12:55:26 AM
typical millennial...heartfelt birthday wishes given with no thank you in return. suppose we needed to do more...

He will take questions when he comes back from his safe space therapy.
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Re: Aging Pussy
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2016, 09:34:12 AM »
Happy Birthday Chizad. Aging pussy is like an old baseball glove, it just gets better with age.
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« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2016, 09:40:27 AM »
Happy Birthday
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« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2016, 12:16:23 PM »
I thought this thread was about Madonna or something.

Thanks.
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« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2016, 12:44:26 PM »
The procedure is that you go through and like each individual happy Birthday post, pecker head.
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« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2016, 02:22:15 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on November 01, 2016, 12:44:26 PM
The procedure is that you go through and like each individual happy Birthday post, pecker head.
I might have missed one or two, but otherwise, completed.
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