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Black Bears And Other Assorted Wildlife
« on: October 29, 2016, 01:56:35 PM »
Got the official Game Day Bitches text from GF.   :woot:

Just finished up a little yard work and poured up an IPA. Flipping channels to catch up on the early action. 

The Wildcats of UK are whipping Mizzou at half, 21-7.  Why would anyone care?  Because Kentucky could be tied for the East lead after today.  Seriously?

In other wildlife news, the Wolverines are gutting Sparty 27-10 at the half.  MSU hasn't forced one punt today. 

Tom Herman....he's so hot right now.....Tom Herman.  Not!  Countless dozens watching UCF slap the Cougars around 21-3 at halftime.

Also, Okie State is handling undefeated WVU right now.
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2016, 08:26:14 PM »
Got the official Game Day Bitches text from GF.   :woot:

Just finished up a little yard work and poured up an IPA. Flipping channels to catch up on the early action. 

The Wildcats of UK are whipping Mizzou at half, 21-7.  Why would anyone care?  Because Kentucky could be tied for the East lead after today.  Seriously?

In other wildlife news, the Wolverines are gutting Sparty 27-10 at the half.  MSU hasn't forced one punt today. 

Tom Herman....he's so hot right now.....Tom Herman.  Not!  Countless dozens watching UCF slap the Cougars around 21-3 at halftime.

Also, Okie State is handling undefeated WVU right now.

Word is Herman was gone three weeks ago. To where who knows.
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2016, 11:01:17 PM »
Word is Herman was gone three weeks ago. To where who knows.
My guess is LSU.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2016, 11:02:04 PM »
South Carolina takes down UT? WHAT?!?!
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2016, 11:07:03 PM »
My guess is LSU.

Heard Texas but that seems maybe premature evacuation?
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2016, 11:12:13 PM »
I was happy to see Auburn's defense make the needed adjustments at halftime...Chad Kelly was picking the defense a part, we'll he still picked them a part in the 2nd half, but not on the scoreboard where it mattered.

Auburn player rushing yards in a game:
1. Curtis Kuykendall 307yds
2. Tre Mason 304yds
3. Bo Jackson 290yds
4. Bo Jackson 256yds
5. Joe Cribbs 250yds
6. Rudi Johnson 249yds
7. Stephen Davis 246yds
8. Bo Jackson 242yds
9. Bo Jackson 240yds
10. Kamyrn Pettway 236yds
11. James Brooks 226yds
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2016, 11:16:19 PM »
Heard Texas but that seems maybe premature evacuation?
All I know, someone is going to pick up one of the best coaches in college football when they sign Les Miles. A Head Coach with a 141-55 record doesn't come around that often, especially when there isn't any known baggage.
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2016, 11:25:04 PM »
Sean White made a believer out of me. He got lit up a few times, popped up each time, then threw some nice passes. The dude is like lead, very malleable.
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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2016, 12:25:29 AM »
Sean White made a believer out of me. He got lit up a few times, popped up each time, then threw some nice passes. The dude is like lead, very malleable.
We need him to run but we are sunk without him which is my worry. He can get some openings off of the twenty fake reverses that seem part of our offense now. He just doesn't protect himself so well at the end of those runs. Like the fact that he's tough, just don't want him lame as well.
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2016, 12:45:25 AM »
Clemson finds a way to stay undefeated on the road.  They're not that good but they get it done some how.
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2016, 07:42:18 AM »
Clemson finds a way to stay undefeated on the road.  They're not that good but they get it done some how.
Yeah Virginia had Louisville and Jackson dead to rights but he, like Watson, found a way to win.
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2016, 08:06:01 AM »
Thankfully we have the "Bruiser" to eat clock or we wake up in a different mood this morning.
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2016, 08:24:40 AM »
Guess what we did last night.  Go ahead, guess.  You'll never get it right, but give it a shot.  You give up? 



We threw a pass to the tight end. 


For a touchdown.  GTFOH!!!
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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2016, 08:30:23 AM »
And one other observation from last night's college foosballz action and post game pressers....Jimbo Fisher is officially a bitch.
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2016, 08:34:29 AM »
And one other observation from last night's college foosballz action and post game pressers....Jimbo Fisher is officially a bitch.

What did he say? I missed the end of that one.
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« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2016, 08:38:20 AM »
What did he say? I missed the end of that one.

At this point, what difference does it make?
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« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2016, 08:39:47 AM »
At this point, what difference does it make?

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« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2016, 08:44:55 AM »
And one other observation from last night's college foosballz action and post game pressers....Jimbo Fisher is officially a bitch.
Did he say he was all set to leave but losing got in the way?
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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2016, 09:19:59 AM »
Dalvin Cook had a long run called back on a chop block penalty.  Questionable call, for sure as far as a chop block goes, but it was either a chop block or a hold.  The Clemson defender ultimately went down because the FSU guy grabbed his foot and tripped him.  Fisher went ballistic on the sidelines and got flagged, then in his presser, was whining like 3 year old.


It was ridiculous," Fisher said. "It was not a chop, it was a not chop. I will tell you what: You hold coaches accountable, you hold players accountable, hold the damn officials accountable. It is garbage, and then to call another penalty on the sideline is even more garbage. It's cowardly, gutless and wrong.

"They can take it, fine it, do whatever they want to do with that. That's a fact. Look at the film. It's ridiculous that they do that. That was a huge call in the game. Now, still had chances to win the game after that [but] that was ridiculous and the guy wasn't even in position to make the call."
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« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2016, 09:57:14 AM »
Watching the replay.  At the 10:50 mark of the third, the gay guy and Musberger are gushing over how awesome weekend at Ole Miss was and how it's the second largest crowd (50 something thousand?) to see a game in Tupelo (or whereever this game was played).  Just as they're ooohing and aahhing over the crowd, the camera pans back and shows vast swaths of empty seats in the end zone.  Less than 2/3 full. 

I found that funny. 
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