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Verne Winding It Down

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Verne Winding It Down
« on: October 19, 2016, 12:02:36 PM »
You guys know I'm not a Verne hater.  No, he's not my favorite or even who I consider one of the better all time college announcers.  But then, unless someone is just downright irritating to listen to (Dick Vitale), I don't get too caught up trying to evaluate or pick apart everything they say and do.  Where Verne and Gary are concerned, it's more about tradition for me.  For a lot of years, when you hear that CBS intro music and hear their voices, you know it's probably the biggest game in college football that Saturday.  Kind of like growing up with Keith Jackson.  Whooooa Nelly.  But do check out his favorite game.  dot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.



It gets a bit tougher for Verne Lundquist each week.

The 76-year-old voice of SEC college football on CBS will step down after a career spanning more than five decades. He's been with CBS for most of his career, from 1982-95 and again since 1998. He'll continue to call NCAA basketball and golf, including The Masters, for CBS through next summer.

Lundquist spoke to the Monday Morning Quarterback Club in Birmingham on Monday, just two days after leaving Knoxville, Tenn., where he watched No. 1 Alabama dismantle Tennessee 49-10. On Saturday, he'll be in Tuscaloosa for the Crimson Tide's game against No. 6 Texas A&M.

"(It's) pretty emotional," Lundquist said. "Every week, it's a little nostalgic and sentimental. Two days ago, we were in Knoxville and you never know when I'll ever get back there. Each week, it's challenging."

Lundquist points at two 2013 games in Auburn as most memorable during his career. The Kick Six, when Chris Davis returned a missed Adam Griffith field goal as time expired to give Auburn the win, tops them all.

"It's No. 1 in college football," Lundquist said, noting highlights of that clip would be shown to the lunch crowd on Monday. "I've been lucky to be at a lot of places where significant things broke out. That one, for any kind of football, is the greatest finish I've ever seen."

What happened two weeks prior is second in line. Nick Marshall's "Prayer at Jordan-Hare" was caught by Ricardo Louis for a 73-yard touchdown late in Auburn's win over Georgia on a fourth-and-18.

"(That one is) right behind (Kick Six)," Lundquist said. "My favorite story behind that is we went off the air with (color analyst) Gary (Danielson) saying, 'That's the greatest finish we've seen in a college football game and we'll never see anything like again.' Well, two weeks later ..."

Next season, Brad Nessler will join Danielson in the booth, replacing Lundquist as he watches from home.

"I'm going to have back surgery," Lundquist said. "Isn't that a great substitute? I've got to have back surgery in September. It's six months rehab. I'll be sitting in my living room in Steamboat Springs, Colorado, watching Brad and Gary and saying, 'Why'd you say that?'"
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2016, 01:05:11 PM »
Hire Les Miles to replace him.
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2016, 01:14:42 PM »
Hire Les Miles to replace him.
Les is going to be eating grass in West Lafayette Indiana next year.
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2016, 01:28:01 PM »
Les is going to be eating grass in West Lafayette Indiana next year.
Ah yes that powerhouse Purdue. Hope he lands something better.
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2016, 01:28:37 PM »
Les is going to be eating grass in West Lafayette Indiana next year.

Hmmm....interesting.
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2016, 02:24:15 PM »
Fuck Verne and his bloated, toadish emotions.

Fuck Verne....hard.
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2016, 02:30:03 PM »
Fuck Verne and his bloated, toadish emotions.

Fuck Verne....hard.

You're almost as harsh as asshat from teh woopigz
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2016, 02:34:11 PM »
You're almost as harsh as asshat from teh woopigz

A man has to have goals.

Also:  Fuck Verne.
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2016, 02:34:36 PM »
Les is going to be eating grass in West Lafayette Indiana next year.

I would say South Bend.
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2016, 02:37:26 PM »
You're almost as harsh as asshat from teh woopigz

On the contrary.  I thought it was a very rational, well thought out post.  However, I must admit I gleaned just a hint of negativity towards Mr. Lundquist.
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2016, 04:26:50 PM »
fudge Verne and his bloated, toadish emotions.

fudge Verne....hard.

This guy knows.
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2016, 05:01:06 PM »
I love this thread almost as much as Wes loves him some Verne.
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2016, 05:03:36 PM »
This guy knows.

Don't encourage him.
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2016, 05:34:43 PM »
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"...I'll be sitting in my living room in Steamboat Springs, Colorado, watching Brad and Gary and saying, 'Why'd you say that?'"

Because Verne, it was pass interference, not kick catch interference...the ball was thrown, not kicked, by the QB and the WR, not the Kick Returner, caught the ball.
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2016, 06:00:06 PM »
I will say one thing for the man, he is consistent.
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Re: Verne Winding It Down
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2016, 06:17:37 PM »
Fudge Verne and his bloated, toadish emotions.

Fudge Verne....hard.


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