Hate a Hog Week Starts Now

GH2001 · « **Reply #140 on:** October 21, 2016, 10:13:32 AM »

Quote from: JDHog on October 21, 2016, 09:15:15 AM

I'd like to see what Allen could do behind the Bama O-line. Also, I'd like to see Hurts shit himself behind the Arkansas O-line.

So you're saying your oline sucks the goat aids penis?

GH2001 · « **Reply #141 on:** October 21, 2016, 10:14:42 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on October 21, 2016, 10:03:57 AM

I so hope I don't cake my pants at the x gate. Never live that down.

But I do like the term "cake" my pants better. Sounds more gentlemanly. Thanks for that.

Gate 2. 11 am. Be there.

jmar · « **Reply #142 on:** October 21, 2016, 10:16:24 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on October 21, 2016, 10:03:57 AM

I so hope I don't cake my pants at the x gate. Never live that down.

But I do like the term "cake" my pants better. Sounds more gentlemanly. Thanks for that.

You might need to find ya a port o' let beforehand son.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #143 on:** October 21, 2016, 10:26:24 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on October 21, 2016, 10:03:57 AM

I so hope I don't cake my pants at the x gate. Never live that down.

But I do like the term "cake" my pants better. Sounds more gentlemanly. Thanks for that.

Were you planning on this game being tackle on tomorrow? If so, prepare to cake youself when Snaggs lays the wood to ya.

JDHog · « **Reply #144 on:** October 21, 2016, 10:31:45 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on October 21, 2016, 10:13:32 AM

So you're saying your oline sucks the goat aids penis?

That's exactly what I was saying.

CCTAU · « **Reply #145 on:** October 21, 2016, 10:31:57 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 21, 2016, 10:26:24 AM

Were you planning on this game being tackle on tomorrow? If so, prepare to cake youself when Snaggs lays the wood to ya.

Stop it with all the sexual assault talk!

jmar · « **Reply #146 on:** October 21, 2016, 10:33:12 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 21, 2016, 10:26:24 AM

Were you planning on this game being tackle on tomorrow? If so, prepare to cake youself when Snaggs lays the wood to ya.

Avoid all clowns and the whackadoodle totin' sawmill slabs.

jmar · « **Reply #147 on:** October 21, 2016, 10:37:25 AM »

Quote from: JDHog on October 21, 2016, 10:31:45 AM

That's exactly what I was saying.

Big Dan will not like this.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #148 on:** October 21, 2016, 10:45:16 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 21, 2016, 10:26:24 AM

Were you planning on this game being tackle on tomorrow? If so, prepare to cake youself when Snaggs lays the wood to ya.

I guess I should've specified earlier but no pussies allowed in this game. There will likely be a collar bone or two snapped. So, anyone who can't enjoy the Hog game with a broken bone or loose teeth shouldn't play. It's for real men only. No Snaggles.

GH2001 · « **Reply #149 on:** October 21, 2016, 11:04:37 AM »

Quote from: JDHog on October 21, 2016, 10:31:45 AM

That's exactly what I was saying.

Just so we're clear

jmar · « **Reply #150 on:** October 21, 2016, 11:21:00 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on October 21, 2016, 10:45:16 AM

I guess I should've specified earlier but no pussies allowed in this game. There will likely be a collar bone or two snapped. So, anyone who can't enjoy the Hog game with a broken bone or loose teeth shouldn't play. It's for real men only. No Snaggles.

What position do ya play son?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #151 on:** October 21, 2016, 11:33:14 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on October 21, 2016, 10:45:16 AM

I guess I should've specified earlier but no pussies allowed in this game. There will likely be a collar bone or two snapped. So, anyone who can't enjoy the Hog game with a broken bone or loose teeth shouldn't play. It's for real men only. No Snaggles.

You need a long snapper.