Hate a Hog Week Starts Now

Godfather · « **Reply #80 on:** October 18, 2016, 11:43:12 AM »

Quote from: Lurking Tiger on October 17, 2016, 03:12:53 PM

Are we talking male or female ?

Does it matter?

Godfather · « **Reply #81 on:** October 18, 2016, 11:46:06 AM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on October 17, 2016, 07:34:00 PM

Is this pronounced "Arkan - sa - ans" or "ar - Kansans"?

I need to know because I'm sitting among them Saturday and don't want to inadvertently start no shit.

I'll hang up an listen.

I believe it is pronounced Ack-ran-ses...

Godfather · « **Reply #82 on:** October 18, 2016, 11:48:40 AM »

Quote from: JDHog on October 18, 2016, 11:22:00 AM

Let me be the first in this thread to wish you a nice self fucking this morning.

It was good to see you on the Woopigs today.

They don't call him lurking tiger for nothin

jmar · « **Reply #83 on:** October 18, 2016, 12:08:01 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on October 18, 2016, 11:14:42 AM

Relevant info from Cole Cubelic:

Rushes of 20 yards or more allowed:
UK-2
LSU-2
ALA-3
MSU-4
UGA-5
AUB-7
USC-7
UF-8
A&M-9
VU-10
OM-11
UT-13
Mizz-14
ARK-18

Lucky for them we only run ten yards.

JDHog · « **Reply #84 on:** October 18, 2016, 12:08:46 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 18, 2016, 11:46:06 AM

I believe it is pronounced Ack-ran-ses...

Yeah. That one slipped by the QC department. Rest assured people were fired and heads rolled.

The poor kid wearing the jersey though.....he never even noticed.

djsimp · « **Reply #85 on:** October 18, 2016, 12:30:23 PM »

Quote from: JDHog on October 18, 2016, 12:08:46 PM

Yeah. That one slipped by the QC department. Rest assured people were fired and heads rolled.

The poor kid wearing the jersey though.....he never even noticed.

Reading comprehension isn't necessary for scholarships.

MrAZiffell · « **Reply #86 on:** October 18, 2016, 12:36:34 PM »

Quote from: JDHog on October 18, 2016, 12:08:46 PM

The poor kid wearing the jersey though.....he never even noticed.

But it's hard to read from where he was looking.

JDHog · « **Reply #87 on:** October 18, 2016, 12:39:19 PM »

Quote from: MrAZiffell on October 18, 2016, 12:36:34 PM

But it's hard to read from where he was looking.

Hey Ziff. You dronk yet?

MrAZiffell · « **Reply #88 on:** October 18, 2016, 12:43:17 PM »

Quote from: JDHog on October 18, 2016, 12:39:19 PM

Hey Ziff. You dronk yet?

not yet...sometimes a guy's gotta work...& stop asking me questions, I'm trying to keep my post count down.

The Six · « **Reply #89 on:** October 18, 2016, 12:46:55 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 18, 2016, 11:43:12 AM

Does it matter?

It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!

Godfather · « **Reply #90 on:** October 18, 2016, 01:05:53 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on October 17, 2016, 02:58:08 PM

Jdhog is alright with me.

He has an amazing ass as well.

Jumbo · « **Reply #91 on:** October 18, 2016, 01:10:38 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 18, 2016, 01:05:53 PM

He has an amazing ass as well.

That looks like Wally.

JDHog · « **Reply #92 on:** October 18, 2016, 01:32:20 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 18, 2016, 01:05:53 PM

He has an amazing ass as well.

I work out.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #93 on:** October 18, 2016, 02:29:20 PM »

We as fans are susceptible to media narrative. Case in point:

The Hogs are convinced that A&M has a defense that is superior to Auburn's. They just know it. How? No one can say. Probably because ESPN features Myles Garrett at every opportunity.

Let's crunch the numbers:

Against 5 P5 opponents this year, A&M has faced offenses with an average total ranking of #58. Against that schedule, A&M's defense is ranked #78.

Auburn has faced 4 P5 opponents this year with an average offensive ranking of #53. Auburn's defense is ranked #22.

We better.

JDHog · « **Reply #94 on:** October 18, 2016, 02:32:49 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on October 18, 2016, 02:29:20 PM

We as fans are susceptible to media narrative. Case in point:

The Hogs are convinced that A&M has a defense that is superior to Auburn's. They just know it. How? No one can say. Probably because ESPN features Myles Garrett at every opportunity.

Let's crunch the numbers:

Against 5 P5 opponents this year, A&M has faced offenses with an average total ranking of #58. Against that schedule, A&M's defense is ranked #78.

Auburn has faced 4 P5 opponents this year with an average offensive ranking of #53. Auburn's defense is ranked #22.

We better.

Myles Garrett impregnated 4 co-eds and 3 of our linemen during the game at Jerry's World.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #95 on:** October 18, 2016, 02:35:02 PM »

Quote from: JDHog on October 18, 2016, 02:32:49 PM

Myles Garrett impregnated 4 co-eds and 3 of our linemen during the game at Jerry's World.

Fucking a. Dude gets around like Tupac...or Antonio Cromartie.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #96 on:** October 18, 2016, 02:39:28 PM »

Quote from: JDHog on October 18, 2016, 02:32:49 PM

Myles Garrett impregnated 4 co-eds and 3 of our linemen during the game at Jerry's World.

It could be serious

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #97 on:** October 18, 2016, 02:46:02 PM »

I'm beginning to think asshat doesn't like us very much.

Hogwally · « **Reply #98 on:** October 18, 2016, 03:35:05 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on October 18, 2016, 01:10:38 PM

That looks like Wally.

I wish. Not unless I lost 150 or so lbs and went in for some serious man-scaping. If I walked into a waxing place there would be so many asians running out screaming it would look like a godzilla movie.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #99 on:** October 18, 2016, 03:45:14 PM »

Quote from: Hogwally on October 18, 2016, 03:35:05 PM

I wish. Not unless I lost 150 or so lbs and went in for some serious man-scaping. If I walked into a waxing place there would be so many asians running out screaming it would look like a Gawzirra movie.

FTFY