You can't count on Arkansas for shit

[Pell City Tiger]

Can we trade them and Mizzou for someone with a pulse?

[CCTAU]

Well. We did get "shit" from them!

So you are wrong!

[Hogwally]

Can we trade them and Mizzou for someone with a pulse?

     I can understand why you want to get rid of Arkansas, you're 4-6 against us the last 10 years.  If you could kick everyone out of the conference you can't beat on a regular basis, you'd have a great chance to win conference titles.  Why do you want to get rid of Mizzou, surely your record against them is not worse than that?

[Snaggletiger]

     I can understand why you want to get rid of Arkansas, you're 4-6 against us the last 10 years.  If you could kick everyone out of the conference you can't beat on a regular basis, you'd have a great chance to win conference titles.  Why do you want to get rid of Mizzou, surely your record against them is not worse than that?

Arkansas.  Big 12.  Nuff said.

[Hogwally]

Arkansas.  Big 12.  Nuff said.

     Nuff said?  not sure what that means.  Do you mean if we were in the B12 you would have a better record against us?  I guess that's possible, including us in the B12 over the last 10 years would make your record against that conference 8-7.  Woo Hoo 8-7, you guys are awesome!  Unless of course aTm stayed in the B12, then your record goes to 8-9.  Do you want to crow about 8-9?  I guess it's statistically better than 4-6. 
     You guys have had a couple of great years, and I applaud you for them.  I wish we could put together a magic season and win it all.  But this idea that you are somehow head and shoulders above the piggies is just not factually accurate, so please quit with the we don't belong until you can beat us more than four years out of ten.

[chinook]

     Nuff said?  not sure what that means.  Do you mean if we were in the B12 you would have a better record against us?  I guess that's possible, including us in the B12 over the last 10 years would make your record against that conference 8-7.  Woo Hoo 8-7, you guys are awesome!  Unless of course aTm stayed in the B12, then your record goes to 8-9.  Do you want to crow about 8-9?  I guess it's statistically better than 4-6. 
     You guys have had a couple of great years, and I applaud you for them.  I wish we could put together a magic season and win it all.  But this idea that you are somehow head and shoulders above the piggies is just not factually accurate, so please quit with the we don't belong until you can beat us more than four years out of ten.

that shit won't buff out.

[GH2001]

     Nuff said?  not sure what that means.  Do you mean if we were in the B12 you would have a better record against us?  I guess that's possible, including us in the B12 over the last 10 years would make your record against that conference 8-7.  Woo Hoo 8-7, you guys are awesome!  Unless of course aTm stayed in the B12, then your record goes to 8-9.  Do you want to crow about 8-9?  I guess it's statistically better than 4-6. 
     You guys have had a couple of great years, and I applaud you for them.  I wish we could put together a magic season and win it all.  But this idea that you are somehow head and shoulders above the piggies is just not factually accurate, so please quit with the we don't belong until you can beat us more than four years out of ten.

I'll take 13 out of 24. Maybe you should check some all time stats. Unless you just hate numbers. I'll hang up and lissen.

In short, you guys aren't shit historically. Thanks for playing.

[Hogwally]

I'll take 13 out of 24. Maybe you should check some all time stats. Unless you just hate numbers. I'll hang up and lissen.

In short, you guys aren't shit historically. Thanks for playing.

     13-11-1 all time.  52% win percentage.  Average score, 25.3 to 25.2.  Boy you're right, you've really owned us.  I can see why you have such a superior attitude. 

[AUJarhead]

     13-11-1 all time.  52% win percentage.  Average score, 25.3 to 25.2.  Boy you're right, you've really owned us.  I can see why you have such a superior attitude.

Boy, these next 2 weeks are going to be fun.

[Kaos]

     13-11-1 all time.  52% win percentage.  Average score, 25.3 to 25.2.  Boy you're right, you've really owned us.  I can see why you have such a superior attitude.

Arkansas is the asshole of the universe.  Sorry, but of all the places I've been in my life, Arkansas is the last one I'd want to spend any amount of time in at all. 

Will admit that the historical series (of which there isn't much) between our two programs is fairly even. We've had the misfortune of having a series of coaches for which the Arkansas game has been where they have brain farts.  All but four games of our collective history occurs within the Tuberville/Chizik/Malzahn bubble. 

In that mix you had two coaches -- Tuberville and Malzahn, clearly -- for which the Arkansas game, due to their history, was a much bigger game to them than it was to the players.  Tuberville, in particular,  stumbled against Arkansas in games AU should have dominated. 

But beyond the series?  Auburn is a historically better program.  League titles, national titles, individual honors -- AU is a member of the SEC elite.  Arkansas is an also-ran, an occasional nuisance. 

Just the way it is. 

[RWS]

I didn't realize that Bielema is as much of a bitch as he is.  I knew he was a whiney bitch, but Jesus.  It seems like every play he was out on the field whining about something.  Except for his OL holding constantly.  And except for the play where one of his guys was mashing Hurts' neck and head into the turf repeatedly.  That didn't seem to be a problem. 

[Kaos]

I didn't realize that Bielema is as much of a bitch as he is.  I knew he was a whiney bitch, but Jesus.  It seems like every play he was out on the field whining about something.  Except for his OL holding constantly.  And except for the play where one of his guys was mashing Hurts' neck and head into the turf repeatedly.  That didn't seem to be a problem.

Crimpson privelege has the gall to bitch about officiating. 

It's like Hillary complaining that NBC is biased. 

[GH2001]

     13-11-1 all time.  52% win percentage.  Average score, 25.3 to 25.2.  Boy you're right, you've really owned us.  I can see why you have such a superior attitude.

Send all thank you notes to tubs and chiz. Before them it wasn't even close.

You also forgot wins, sec titles (not your swac bs) and bowl wins. Still lissening....

No one is acting high n mighty as far as head to head games. More program vs program the last, oh 109 years. And your place in the pecking order of the conference since you've been in it. Youve been in since 92? Your 25th year currently. Gonna be 0fer come December. Tell me more about how awesome your program is.

Bama just scored again...

[RWS]

Crimpson privelege has the gall to bitch about officiating. 

It's like Hillary complaining that NBC is biased.

Not even complaining about the officiating. I know Bama gets away with shit sometimes.  I simply find it ironic that he would complain as much as he did when his team was playing dirty as shit, plus they had a lot of calls that went their way.  I'm not even pissed about that. He was constantly out on the field or blowing up an official on the sidelines.  I can't remember ever seeing a coach that butthurt throughout a game.  Something tells me you will notice next week.

[The Six]

Not even complaining about the officiating. I know Bama gets away with shoot sometimes.  I simply find it ironic that he would complain as much as he did when his team was playing dirty as shoot, plus they had a lot of calls that went their way.  I'm not even pissed about that. He was constantly out on the field or blowing up an official on the sidelines.  I can't remember ever seeing a coach that butthurt throughout a game.  Something tells me you will notice next week.

Please be to telling me how this dude got away with this shoot for three years.

[Hogwally]

Send all thank you notes to tubs and chiz. Before them it wasn't even close.

You also forgot wins, sec titles (not your swac bs) and bowl wins. Still lissening....

No one is acting high n mighty as far as head to head games. More program vs program the last, oh 109 years. And your place in the pecking order of the conference since you've been in it. Youve been in since 92? Your 25th year currently. Gonna be 0fer come December. Tell me more about how awesome your program is.

Bama just scored again...

Never said we are awesome.  If you'll read my post again, what I said was don't act like we don't belong or you need to trade us for someone else when you only beat us 52% of the time, and only 4 of the last 10 years.  And why the crying about coaches?  You think we were happy with John L Smith one of the years you beat us?

[Token]

Never said we are awesome.  If you'll read my post again, what I said was don't act like we don't belong or you need to trade us for someone else when you only beat us 52% of the time, and only 4 of the last 10 years.  And why the crying about coaches?  You think we were happy with John L Smith one of the years you beat us?

Oh shit, no indenting. He's about to take the gloves off on yalls bitch asses.

[Kaos]

Never said we are awesome.  If you'll read my post again, what I said was don't act like we don't belong or you need to trade us for someone else when you only beat us 52% of the time, and only 4 of the last 10 years.  And why the crying about coaches?  You think we were happy with John L Smith one of the years you beat us?

Because your team drags the league down.
Because you (collectively) support Fat Bert and he's a fucktard. A major fucktard and an embarrassment to humanity.
Because your team pretends to be something and then get your shit pushed in by Alabama every year. 

[RWS]

Never said we are awesome.  If you'll read my post again, what I said was don't act like we don't belong or you need to trade us for someone else when you only beat us 52% of the time, and only 4 of the last 10 years.  And why the crying about coaches?  You think we were happy with John L Smith one of the years you beat us?

Regardless of how often or not Auburn beats Arkansas, the point still stands that more often than not Arky is in the bottom of the SEC.  Last year you guys managed 4th in the West, which was overachieving as of late.  The past years before that Arky was next to last or last in the SEC.  This year they're tied with Mizzou and Vandy as winless in the SEC so far.  And that's probably not going to change next week when Ole Miss skull fucks you guys. 

[jmar]

I just don't want us scheduled later in the schedule with 30 degree temps and 30 mile an hour winds.


Other than that I grab her right in the pussy.