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4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« on: October 08, 2016, 05:32:52 PM »
38-14 should feel better than this but it doesn't. Maybe because it's Mississippi State (go fudge yourselves, Edam cheese cowbell ringing motherfudgeers). Maybe it's because the offense still looks handcuffed. I think we make a bowl, probably Belk. But are we really getting back to being a top team in the West? Arkansas will be a physical game. Ole Miss is going to try and lure us into a track meet/score fest. Vandy sucks. Alabama A&M is a free handjob. Maybe we get Georgia because they are in flux. Bama? Not sure we can score on those roid monsters. So we go 7-5 or 8-4 and where are we going? Most of the defense leaves. I don't know. Maybe I should drink. Or off myself.
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Re: 4&2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2016, 06:00:25 PM »
38-14 should feel better than this but it doesn't. Maybe because it's Mississippi State (go fudge yourselves, Edam cheese cowbell ringing motherfudgeers). Maybe it's because the offense still looks handcuffed. I think we make a bowl, probably Belk. But are we really getting back to being a top team in the West? Arkansas will be a physical game. Ole Miss is going to try and lure us into a track meet/score fest. Vandy sucks. Alabama A&M is a free handjob. Maybe we get Georgia because they are in flux. Bama? Not sure we can score on those roid monsters. So we go 7-5 or 8-4 and where are we going? Most of the defense leaves. I don't know. Maybe I should drink. Or off myself.

wow.
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Re: 4&2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2016, 06:21:37 PM »
38-14 should feel better than this but it doesn't. Maybe because it's Mississippi State (go fudge yourselves, Edam cheese cowbell ringing motherfudgeers). Maybe it's because the offense still looks handcuffed. I think we make a bowl, probably Belk. But are we really getting back to being a top team in the West? Arkansas will be a physical game. Ole Miss is going to try and lure us into a track meet/score fest. Vandy sucks. Alabama A&M is a free handjob. Maybe we get Georgia because they are in flux. Bama? Not sure we can score on those roid monsters. So we go 7-5 or 8-4 and where are we going? Most of the defense leaves. I don't know. Maybe I should drink. Or off myself.
You mean you sober?
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Re: 4&2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2016, 06:28:07 PM »
Fuck.   :facepalm:
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2016, 06:53:50 PM »
We played two of the top 10 teams in the nation the first two weeks of the season...  We went on the road and scored TOUCHDOWNS against an SEC opponent; albeit, a shitty one.  For once, the direction of the team looks forward and that's nice to see.
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2016, 07:01:09 PM »
Could be worse, we could be Houston Cougar fans.  #6 gets whipped by Navy
Love it    :gig:
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2016, 07:13:46 PM »
Could be worse, we could be Houston Cougar fans.  #6 gets whipped by Navy
Love it    :gig:

I root for Navy every weekend except one each year.

Go Army that weekend.

(Sorry, Chief.)
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2016, 07:27:14 PM »
I've been sitting firmly with my arms crossed in the "Fire Gus Malzahn chair" and even I recognized the AUSOMENESS of that win today.

And most of the defense leaves? I think two players from the d-line leave. We keep our linebackers. We keep Carlton Davis. We have a true freshman defensive end wrecking shit.

The offense might be starting to click.

Chin up, sissy pants (sorry for the language, Wes). It's going to at least be an interesting 2nd half of the season.
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2016, 07:47:58 PM »
I've been sitting firmly with my arms crossed in the "Fire Gus Malzahn chair" and even I recognized the AUSOMENESS of that win today.

And most of the defense leaves? I think two players from the d-line leave. We keep our linebackers. We keep Carlton Davis. We have a true freshman defensive end wrecking shoot.

The offense might be starting to click.

Chin up, sissy pants (sorry for the language, Wes). It's going to at least be an interesting 2nd half of the season.

If anyone was gonna be with me, I figured it would be you, but clearly I need to recalculate my numbers.

Or drink.

Or off myself.
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2016, 07:49:14 PM »
I've been sitting firmly with my arms crossed in the "Fire Gus Malzahn chair" and even I recognized the AUSOMENESS of that win today.

And most of the defense leaves? I think two players from the d-line leave. We keep our linebackers. We keep Carlton Davis. We have a true freshman defensive end wrecking shit.

The offense might be starting to click.

Chin up, sissy pants (sorry for the language, Wes). It's going to at least be an interesting 2nd half of the season.

We lose Lawson and Adams. Keep most everything else important. Trigga Trey I think we lose too but not sure that's critical. This team is Young. O looked much better. We beat miss state like we should every year. And on the road. They came out amped up and so did their crowd. And we shut them up quickly even after an Int.

I'm cool with it. We could have made it 63-7. We didn't. It's a long season. Don't need to do anything stupid.
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2016, 07:53:28 PM »
Don't need to do anything stupid.

Pretty sure the goob coaches will handle that.
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2016, 07:58:53 PM »
Pretty sure the goob coaches will handle that.

Meaning injuries. Esp at Rb and OL
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2016, 08:29:01 PM »
I slept through the game. Shift change. So, wtf happened in the second half? I heard we were up 35-0 at halftime.
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2016, 08:41:13 PM »
I slept through the game. Shift change. So, wtf happened in the second half? I heard we were up 35-0 at halftime.

Brody Croyle says Miss. St. outscored us 14-3.

No, we took our foot off the gas and ran 36 like he was being punished.
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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2016, 09:02:45 PM »
If anyone was gonna be with me, I figured it would be you, but clearly I need to recalculate my numbers.

Or drink.

Or off myself.

Just remember we still want to win.

I can't ask for much more than that performance. Maybe I would have liked the gas pedal to have been pressed in the 3rd quarter a bit more but that doesn't matter. We dominated an SEC opponent on the road. Our offense ran the ball down their throat. Our QB treated their back seven like they were Arkansas State or LA Monroe. Our defense tackled hard, broke up passes, and pressured the quarterback.

If I'm honest, I still don't buy that we're headed towards a wonderful season. A lot of hurdles to jump but I feel better for this particular season.
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2016, 10:21:08 PM »
Just remember we still want to win.

I can't ask for much more than that performance. Maybe I would have liked the gas pedal to have been pressed in the 3rd quarter a bit more but that doesn't matter. We dominated an SEC opponent on the road. Our offense ran the ball down their throat. Our QB treated their back seven like they were Arkansas State or LA Monroe. Our defense tackled hard, broke up passes, and pressured the quarterback.

If I'm honest, I still don't buy that we're headed towards a wonderful season. A lot of hurdles to jump but I feel better for this particular season.
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2016, 10:30:54 PM »
If anyone was gonna be with me, I figured it would be you, but clearly I need to recalculate my numbers.

Or drink.

Or off myself.

Are we supposed to vote?
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2016, 11:19:38 PM »

I can't ask for much more than that performance.

Wellllll....mostly.

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Maybe I would have liked the gas pedal to have been pressed in the 3rd quarter a bit more but that doesn't matter.

This is a disturbing pattern with Gus/Lash...the 3rd Q slump.  It's been pointed out before today...or even this season.  It needs addressing.  But....

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We dominated an SEC opponent on the road. Our offense ran the ball down their throat. Our QB treated their back seven like they were Arkansas State or LA Monroe. Our defense tackled hard, broke up passes, and pressured the quarterback.

Fuckin A, Cotton.  They suck moldy taints, but we put it on they ass proper.  That wasn't a Sun Belt team, or a rent-a-directional win.  Those boys are members of the SEC-W. 
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2016, 12:02:19 AM »
Jesus, what a whiny bitch the OP is.

Can't wait for Dallas to give us his opinion.
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Re: 4-2 and I am just not feeling it
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2016, 01:27:01 AM »
Jesus, what a whiny bitch the OP is.

Can't wait for Dallas to give us his opinion.

This is the kind of solid posting I can get behind.
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