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« on: October 05, 2016, 02:30:22 PM »
Just saw a report saying Hurricane Matthew is expected to crank back up to a Cat. 4 and head right towards south Florida.  This is a big dog that's been wrecking shit and killing folks.  I think the latest model has it going right over GF's house.

Seriously, as populated as that area of the state is, this could be a disaster.  Hope it takes a quick turn to the east and out to sea.
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Re: Matthew
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2016, 03:20:09 PM »
I read for about half a day it was a cat 5. Strongest recorded in 9 years or something. That thing gets anywhere near land and it's gonna be trouble for sure. What about the uga game in Columbia?
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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2016, 04:28:49 PM »
I read for about half a day it was a cat 5. Strongest recorded in 9 years or something. That thing gets anywhere near land and it's gonna be trouble for sure. What about the uga game in Columbia?

I imagine that's about the time this thing should be working its way into South Cakalakee.  I hope it blows a tree on every Georgia fans' car. 
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Re: Matthew
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2016, 07:16:47 PM »
Just saw a report saying Hurricane Matthew is expected to crank back up to a Cat. 4 and head right towards south Florida.  This is a big dog that's been wrecking shit and killing folks.  I think the latest model has it going right over GF's house.

Seriously, as populated as that area of the state is, this could be a disaster.  Hope it takes a quick turn to the east and out to sea.
Hitting it and then looping back around and hitting it again. That's some serious ju-ju.

Why does God hate south Florida? Is it because of the Dolphins?
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Re: Matthew
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2016, 07:17:50 PM »
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Re: Matthew
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2016, 07:29:50 PM »
Hitting it and then looping back around and hitting it again. That's some serious ju-ju.

Why does God hate south Florida? Is it because of the Dolphins?
Just saw that too..very possible that loops around, hits FL again, gets into the Gulf, strengthens back up and hits gulf coast
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Re: Matthew
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2016, 07:49:12 PM »
Hitting it and then looping back around and hitting it again. That's some serious ju-ju.

Why does God hate south Florida? Is it because of the Dolphins?

Personally, I blame GF, because he hasn't invited us to his pool.
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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2016, 09:23:36 PM »
Personally, I blame GF, because he hasn't invited us to his pool.

Well, to be fair, he knows his neighbors' Jeep is about be in it.  Along with lawn furniture and a cow.
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Re: Matthew
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2016, 09:30:37 PM »
Well, to be fair, he knows his neighbors' Jeep is about be in it.  Along with lawn furniture and a cow.

And Buzz.
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Re: Matthew
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2016, 09:38:08 PM »
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Re: Matthew
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2016, 12:58:18 AM »
So this isn't the Book of Mathew bible study group?

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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2016, 08:52:21 AM »
So this isn't the Book of Mathew bible study group?

No, it's about the newest buick commercial.
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Re: Matthew
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2016, 09:13:46 AM »
Question.  I don't much watch the weather unless it's for my area, but did I see in the local news last night that a tropical storm is out there headed to the coast and could possibly colide with the Matthew?  Would that cause some "perfect storm" like shit?
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« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2016, 09:19:31 AM »
Question.  I don't much watch the weather unless it's for my area, but did I see in the local news last night that a tropical storm is out there headed to the coast and could possibly colide with the Matthew?  Would that cause some "perfect storm" like shit?

no.   
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« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2016, 09:37:05 AM »
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« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2016, 09:48:14 AM »
Well, to be fair, he knows his neighbors' Jeep is about be in it.  Along with lawn furniture and a cow.

I hope GF remembers to row the neighbors windows down for him.
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« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2016, 10:05:50 AM »
I hope GF remembers to row the neighbors windows down for him.

 :rimshot:  Thanks, I'll be here all week.
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Re: Matthew
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2016, 10:22:46 AM »
Question.  I don't much watch the weather unless it's for my area, but did I see in the local news last night that a tropical storm is out there headed to the coast and could possibly colide with the Matthew?  Would that cause some "perfect storm" like shit?


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Re: Matthew
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2016, 10:48:00 AM »
I wonder? :huh:

http://www.hurricaneville.com/project_stormfury.html   

Project Stormfury

In the early 1960s, two significant developments in the area of storm modification energized the quest to weaken and eradicate the hurricane. The first was the development of a new cloud seeding process by Dr. Robert H. Simpson, who was the director of the National Hurricane Research Labs in Miami, Florida.

Simpson, who eventually went on to develop the classification system known as the Saffir-Simpson Scale, theorized that hurricanes could be weakened by releasing frozen nuclei or particles of Silver Iodide compound (AgI) into the wall clouds of a hurricane or tropical storm, and imbalance the forces within the storm system.

Simultaneously, a group at the Navy Weapons Center in California improved seeding technology by developing new seeding generators that would be able to release large amounts of crystals into tropical storms and hurricanes.

As a result, Project Stormfury was born in 1962. Prior to that, a test case had already been done on Hurricane Esther in September, 1961, and with some success. The project team of workers from both the U.S. Weather Bureau and the Navy was able to decrease the sustained winds in the storm by ten percent.

After the creation of Project Stormfury, the new team assembled put together a reformulated idea on how to attack a hurricane. They proposed that a hurricane could be weakened by converting the supercooled water within the deep clouds of the storm is converted to ice, the hurricane's vertical column of air would be warmed and the storm would be weakened.

The team didn't have many chances to work on this new idea over the next eight years because there wasn't any storms that were far enough from land, and the team didn't want to risk litigation in case something went wrong. The team did have several chances though.

First, in 1963, they were able to conduct tests on Hurricane Beulah, but with only marginal success. Then, in 1965, the team considered seeding Hurricane Betsy, but due to the close proximity to Puerto Rico and other Caribbean islands, and the storm's erratic motion, the team did not go through with it, and Betsy ended up slamming into South Florida and causing severe damage.

Betsy was the last major hurricane to make a direct hit on South Florida before 1992 when Hurricane Andrew devastated Homestead, Florida and ended up causing $27 billion dollars in damage. Finally, in 1969, Project Stormfury was going to have a significant test case.

It was on the heels of Hurricane Camille barreling into the Gulf Coast regions of Mississippi and Alabama when Hurricane Debby was seeded on a couple of occasions over the two day period of August 19-20, 1969. Each time the storm was seeded, sustained winds were reduced significantly.

The first time, winds dropped 31 percent while the second time, they only dropped 15 percent. The apparent success with Debby helped fuel new projects, and improvements in technology. In particular, Hurricane Hunter aircraft, which went up dramatically during the 1970s.

Ultimately though, Project Stormfury was cancelled in 1980 since the team was unable to clearly ascertain whether or not the seeding efforts were really causing storms to weaken, or the systems just became victims of the environment around them. Nevertheless, the work done did bear some fruit as forecasters and scientists alike were able to learn a great deal from their research, and it has helped them improved forecasting accuracy.
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Re: Matthew
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2016, 10:57:20 AM »
So what you are saying is that we have no idea who is in possession of the weathering machine that GWB used to create Katrina!

We are doomed!
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