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Pre-Dick-Shunz
« on: October 05, 2016, 10:37:22 AM »
Not a ton of marquis match ups this weekend but still some good ones.  Normally, games like Texas/Oklahoma or LSU/Florida would be worth paying attention to, but the only intriguing story lines here are whether Coach Yaw Yaw will continue to open up the LSU offense and would a Texas loss have Charlie Strong fired before he gets back to the locker room.  I watched a lot of Texas Oklahoma State and good Lord, Texas tackles like our 2012 team. 

Also, if you're a bettin' man, and I'm not, there's a couple of lines that looked odd enough to make me want to become one.  Clemson is at Boston College.  The line on ESPN's site has the Fighting Dabos as 17 point favorites.  BC is 3-2, but playing at home and giving up 17 points a game and only 212 total yards per game on defense. Clemson is obviously playing better but is that too many points?

Another one that jumped out is Indiana at THE Ohio State University.  Indiana is 3-1 and coming off a win over Meatchicken State, albeit they got a second life on an Auburn/LSU field goal redo.  Normally, you write this one off to a 52-17 blowout, but the Hoosiers look much better and the line is 29.  That seems like a shit ton of points to me. Betters?

As for AU vs. Cowbell U, there's no prediction other than a convincing Auburn win.  This is a game that IF we've started to turn the corner, there's no excuse not to come out of there with a W.  If we don't, then all we really have to look forward to is the tailgating.  Planesmenz by 13.

Vols at A&M.  The line is 7 in favor of the Faggies.  Looks like most people still believe UT is lucky to be where they are.  I think that too. Bonfire U by 10.

Bama @ Arky.  Bama is a 14 point favorite.  That's another one of those lines that make me want to let go of my semi-hard earned money.  Still, Bama by 10.

Also, for maybe only the second time in my life, I'm pulling for Mark Richt to slap that bitch, Jimbo, in da' mouf.  I'll take the Canes because they're at home.  The U by 3.


Who ya' got? 
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2016, 10:38:52 AM »
Not a ton of marquis match ups this weekend but still some good ones.  Normally, games like Texas/Oklahoma or LSU/Florida would be worth paying attention to, but the only intriguing story lines here are whether Coach Yaw Yaw will continue to open up the LSU offense and would a Texas loss have Charlie Strong fired before he gets back to the locker room.  I watched a lot of Texas Oklahoma State and good Lord, Texas tackles like our 2012 team. 

Also, if you're a bettin' man, and I'm not, there's a couple of lines that looked odd enough to make me want to become one.  Clemson is at Boston College.  The line on ESPN's site has the Fighting Dabos as 17 point favorites.  BC is 3-2, but playing at home and giving up 17 points a game and only 212 total yards per game on defense. Clemson is obviously playing better but is that too many points?

Another one that jumped out is Indiana at THE Ohio State University.  Indianan is 3-1 and coming off a win over Meatchicken State, albeit they got a second life on an Auburn/LSU field goal redo.  Normally, you write this one off to a 52-17 blowout, but the Hoosiers look much better and the line is 29.  That seems like a shit ton of points to me. Betters?

As for AU vs. Cowbell U, there's no prediction other than a convincing Auburn win.  This is a game that IF we've started to turn the corner, there's no excuse not to come out of there with a W.  If we don't, then all we really have to look forward to is the tailgating.  Planesmenz by 13.

Vols at A&M.  The line is 7 in favor of the Faggies.  Looks like most people still believe UT is lucky to be where they are.  I think that too. Bonfire U by 10.

Bama @ Arky.  Bama is a 14 point favorite.  That's another one of those lines that make me want to let go of my semi-hard earned money.  Still, Bama by 10.

Also, for maybe only the second time in my life, I'm pulling for Mark Richt to slap that bitch, Jimbo, in da' mouf.  I'll take the Canes because they're at home.  The U by 3.


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But Richts offense is illegal. Jimbo said so.
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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2016, 12:57:01 PM »
But Richts offense is illegal. Jimbo said so.

Well, obviously he'd be referring to several "illegal" plays that Richt ran at Georgia 5 years ago. 

What a fucking putz.

On the MSU game, Sean was 20-28 for 188 last year in his debut.  Certainly a lot of dink and dunks to get him going.  But he was also sacked 4 times and that's really the only thing that scares me about this Saturday.  I remember watching a good bit of the replay of this game from last season and that was the difference in the game.  Especially in the second half, MSU brought the heat and we didn't handle it well in any aspect.  I fully expect them to bring it again this year.
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2016, 02:30:10 PM »
Well, obviously he'd be referring to several "illegal" plays that Richt ran at Georgia 5 years ago. 

What a fudgeing putz.

On the MSU game, Sean was 20-28 for 188 last year in his debut.  Certainly a lot of dink and dunks to get him going.  But he was also sacked 4 times and that's really the only thing that scares me about this Saturday.  I remember watching a good bit of the replay of this game from last season and that was the difference in the game.  Especially in the second half, MSU brought the heat and we didn't handle it well in any aspect.  I fully expect them to bring it again this year.
Yeah, but we gots Robert Leff this year.  Wait...what?
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2016, 02:32:29 PM »
Yeah, but we gots Robert Leff this year.  Wait...what?


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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2016, 07:43:31 PM »
LSU @ UF: postponed & Mike the Tiger gets euthanized.

turds @ Arky: Fat Bert's shoats hang tough but fall by 2 touchdowns to the best team money can buy.

Auburn @ MSU: Auburn flattens the Fighting Merlins 35-17.

In other games:
aTm over Sgt Carter's hillbillies 38-28

UGA and USCe: postponed

Huntingdon College beats Ferrum 52-28

PCT: 3  Accounting I: 0
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2016, 08:37:01 PM »
LSU @ UF: postponed & Mike the Tiger gets euthanized.

turds @ Arky: Fat Bert's shoats hang tough but fall by 2 touchdowns to the best team money can buy.

Auburn @ MSU: Auburn flattens the Fighting Merlins 35-17.

In other games:
aTm over Sgt Carter's hillbillies 38-28

UGA and USCe: postponed

Huntingdon College beats Ferrum 52-28

PCT: 3  Accounting I: 0

Amen on the last one chief.

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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2016, 09:32:39 PM »
I'm holding a 93 average with 1 exam to go.

I chalk it up to dumb blind luck and my skill using Excel spreadsheet formulas.
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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2016, 11:02:42 AM »
I'm holding a 93 average with 1 exam to go.

I chalk it up to dumb blind luck and my skill using Excel spreadsheet formulas.

I chalk it up to the teacher prolly just wanting you out of the class, so, easier to pass you then to see  you again.  :haha:
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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2016, 11:05:17 AM »
I chalk it up to the teacher prolly just wanting you out of the class, so, easier to pass you then to see  you again.  :haha:

I can get behind this if the teacher happens to be Mike Raita
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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2016, 08:37:02 PM »
I chalk it up to the teacher prolly just wanting you out of the class, so, easier to pass you then to see  you again.  :haha:
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« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2016, 11:11:57 AM »
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« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2016, 10:56:37 AM »
Auburn @ MSU: Auburn flattens the Fighting Merlins 35-17.



You gave the +3 to the wrong team.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2016, 01:03:20 PM »
You gave the +3 to the wrong team.
Credits and debits have been a struggle for me. This problem has transferred from the classroom to my prognosticaton.
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