Jimbo is a bitch

Kaos · « **on:** October 04, 2016, 09:07:14 AM »

Any grown man who goes by "Jimbo" is predisposed to being a whiny little bitch. Fruity Fisher does not disappoint.

I can't stand the guy. He covered for a retarded rapist. He's a douche in general. Confirmed his pussy nature with this whiny nonsense -- which I can only assume was to deflect attention from his failing program and the sudden lack of interest in him by LSU.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/10/jimbo_fisher_says_auburns_play.html#incart_most-read_

He also looks like he's being raped by Grape Ape in interviews.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #1 on:** October 04, 2016, 09:52:53 AM »

I read the title of this thread to fast, and thought for a minute that Jumbo was about to fly down to where you live and open a can of whip ass.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** October 04, 2016, 09:57:42 AM »

So, the "Illegal play" cost Bama a MNC. Remind me again who Auburn played in the 2013 MNC game.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** October 04, 2016, 10:08:37 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 04, 2016, 09:52:53 AM

I read the title of this thread to fast, and thought for a minute that Jumbo was about to fly down to where you live and open a can of whip ass.

There's a beat down coming.

AUChizad · « **Reply #4 on:** October 04, 2016, 10:17:43 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2016, 09:57:42 AM

So, the "Illegal play" cost Bama a MNC. Remind me again who Auburn played in the 2013 MNC game.

"I'M PISSED we won that National Chamionship. Cheating ass barn had some linemen upfield. We shoulda got to play Bama and take the flop so they would have won like 10 in a row!!"

Jumbo · « **Reply #5 on:** October 04, 2016, 10:18:46 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 04, 2016, 09:52:53 AM

I read the title of this thread to fast, and thought for a minute that Jumbo was about to fly down to where you live and open a can of whip ass.

I almost threw my phone before I read it again. #yolo

jmar · « **Reply #6 on:** October 04, 2016, 10:58:46 AM »

IDIOTS Have any of you given a thought to the odd timing of these comments? Someone might need to check BF to see if the old tin foil hat has been pinging because this is obviously a coded message.

Then again the source is basically a run at the mouth Bowden.

I do like his offensive coaching style. He would be a good fit at any number of programs.

Kaos · « **Reply #7 on:** October 04, 2016, 12:46:13 PM »

Quote from: jmar on October 04, 2016, 10:58:46 AM

IDIOTS Have any of you given a thought to the odd timing of these comments? Someone might need to check BF to see if the old tin foil hat has been pinging because this is obviously a coded message.

Then again the source is basically a run at the mouth Bowden.

I do like his offensive coaching style. He would be a good fit at any number of programs.

Ummm. Yeah?

jmar · « **Reply #8 on:** October 04, 2016, 12:59:58 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 04, 2016, 12:46:13 PM

Ummm. Yeah?

Yup, this is the right time for the mouthy little bitch to find a new home.

Godfather · « **Reply #9 on:** October 04, 2016, 01:37:28 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 04, 2016, 12:46:13 PM

Ummm. Yeah?

Dogs shouldn't smell chestnuts, because cars have catalytic convertors the example is plain as mud.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #10 on:** October 04, 2016, 01:45:55 PM »

"It cost Alabama a national championship," Fisher said, referring to the 2013 Iron Bowl, which featured the infamous Kick Six.

So he conceding that bama would have beat them in the MNC game?

djsimp · « **Reply #11 on:** October 04, 2016, 02:01:47 PM »

Sounds to me like the guy is trying to position himself to be the next HC at bama. Who knows the time frame for the HC gig but I am sure he has already received a free shipment of suits and a year long meal ticket to Dreamland.

GH2001 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 04, 2016, 02:03:49 PM »

Quote from: djsimp on October 04, 2016, 02:01:47 PM

Sounds to me like the guy is trying to position himself to be the next HC at bama. Who knows the time frame for the HC gig but I am sure he has already received a free shipment of suits and a year long meal ticket to Dreamland.

He needs to get a rogaine deal.

djsimp · « **Reply #13 on:** October 04, 2016, 02:24:17 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on October 04, 2016, 02:03:49 PM

He needs to get a rogaine deal.

He should grow a beard.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** October 04, 2016, 02:41:00 PM »

Quote from: djsimp on October 04, 2016, 02:24:17 PM

He should grow a beard.

Larry Fedora did. And Jimbo could not withstand the awesomeness of it.

jmar · « **Reply #15 on:** October 04, 2016, 02:45:30 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2016, 02:41:00 PM

Larry Fedora did. And Jimbo could not withstand the awesomeness of it.

It's tough measuring up to a guy named after a style of headwear.

djsimp · « **Reply #16 on:** October 04, 2016, 03:00:04 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2016, 02:41:00 PM

Larry Fedora did. And Jimbo could not withstand the awesomeness of it.

The Fedora beard - 1
Bitch Jimbo - 0

AUChizad · « **Reply #17 on:** October 04, 2016, 04:12:48 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 04, 2016, 01:45:55 PM

"It cost Alabama a national championship," Fisher said, referring to the 2013 Iron Bowl, which featured the infamous Kick Six.

So he conceding that bama would have beat them in the MNC game?

Don't forget Chokelahoma prolapsed their anuses in the bowl game that year.

bgreene · « **Reply #18 on:** October 04, 2016, 04:31:23 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on October 04, 2016, 04:12:48 PM

Don't forget Chokelahoma prolapsed their anuses in the bowl game that year.

They cheated too!!

The Six · « **Reply #19 on:** October 04, 2016, 10:17:02 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on October 04, 2016, 04:12:48 PM

Don't forget Chokelahoma prolapsed their anuses in the bowl game that year.

Good hustle. I had to look that word up, Chizad.