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Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« on: September 30, 2016, 09:04:57 AM »
Cause it's nobody's cot damn business how many he's already had!

Happy Birthday Chief!
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2016, 09:07:05 AM »
Happy Birthday you old sailor you
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2016, 09:09:14 AM »
Motorboat something today in celebration.

Your call on the -boatee.
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2016, 09:31:15 AM »
Happy Birthday Chief!

Have a great one.
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2016, 09:35:02 AM »
Happy Birthday...may Olive Oly rock your prostrate wildly.
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2016, 09:40:30 AM »
Stand Navy out to sea,
 Fight our battle cry;
 We'll never change our course,
 So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y.
 Roll out the TNT,
 Anchors Aweigh.
 Sail on to victory
 And sink their bones to Davy Jones, hooray!

Have a scotch on me.
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2016, 09:57:01 AM »
I heard they had a special way of celebrating birthdays on the boat back then....just saying.

HBD Tar!
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2016, 10:16:27 AM »
Happy Birthday shipmate, time to hoist a few.
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2016, 10:22:40 AM »
Happy birthday and GO ARM.......I mean, GO NAVY!
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2016, 11:05:18 AM »
Happy birthday to the man who served as chief in the original Uber.
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2016, 11:41:12 AM »
Happy Birthday, Chief!
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2016, 01:15:18 PM »
Happy Birthday remember it's not gay if you're aboard a ship.
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2016, 01:18:35 PM »
Happy Birfday to an Old semen.

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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2016, 02:14:54 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2016, 06:54:02 PM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2016, 07:55:35 PM »
Thanks, gentleman (and Dallas)! Another year on the +n side of the dirt!

I had a shot of scotch for each of you in Edinburgh!
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Re: Never ask a Navy man if he's having another birthday
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2016, 12:37:21 AM »
I don't always drink on my birthday, but when I do, I drink __________.
Happy 90th Birthday Brother.
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